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[Mallos]

Exactly what the title says.

I'll start.
I just systematically smashed all the bones in the body of a halberdier and left him to die,laughing maniacally.

[coldmonkey]

Poked a human child with an arrow covered in Evil Cloud thralling syndrome dust and watched it tear its household apart. Spilled the guts of an entire village's population using only the knives they each came at me with. Used a Minotaur family as pincushions to find out which arrows or bolts were most likely to get stuck in bodies in melee (no saved data, so I probably didn't find anything out).

[Asra]

In 40d I gouged out the eyes of everyone in a village, broke the bones of anyone who could actually fight me afterwards, and then left them like that.

[blazing glory]

Exactly what the title says.

I'll start.
I just systematically smashed all the bones in the body of a halberdier and left him to die,laughing maniacally.

thank you sir,you just inspired me to play adventure mode again so I can come back with something brutal and badass

[Belvita]

Cut the tendons/ligaments in all four limbs over an entire hamlet, and got an elven head stuck in someone's knee.

[blazing glory]

and got an elven head stuck in someone's knee.

that's nothing I have managed to get entire corpses stuck into body parts

[Yazman]

In 40d I gouged out the eyes of everyone in a village, broke the bones of anyone who could actually fight me afterwards, and then left them like that.

Holy shit. You're an ice cold motherfucker.

[Oriolous]

A crocodile ate my left leg. So I threw a dagger into its lung. Also got pounced by six lions and killed them all while I remained unscathed. Before that croc, that is.

[Cheesecake]

I threw a child's corpse at a farmer, immediately killing him after the corpse got lodged in his chest, causing him to suffocate because the child's body tore his lungs.

[_LoneWolf_]

I once beat an elven child to death with its own leg. I've probably done worse though

[Tawa]

Oh, boy.

Once, I had Mr. Captain Falcon IV. He was a brutal murderer, possessed by me Armok to slay everything. He punched in the skulls of 138 different people and took out a few reindeer and wild pigs, too. This fellow depopulated at least two villages with his bare hands.

I wish I remembered more cool stuff.

[coldmonkey]

This thread is full of good ideas. I think my next atrocity will be to sever the arms of townsfolk for purpose of reanimation. Maybe take their ability to stand as well. Imagine the terror of trying to crawl away as your own arm chases you with murderous intent. Imagine it happening to an entire town.

[Yourmaster]

I was fighting two packs of dingos and boogeyman. Killed them all with a large copper dagger. While throwing things at crocodiles underwater.

[ChildofSolitude]

During combat with a vampire lord, he decided to flee. I chased him down towards a chapel. I figured it would be a'divine' fight. And I was correct; He ripped off an arm and a foot before I knocked him down into the chatacombs nearby.
Here's the good part; upon closer inspection, The catacombs had somehow generated so that there was a wall in front of the stairs. I looked, and that was the ONLY way up. I smiled with glee as I realized that I had just given a fate worse than death; The fiend was trapped forever.

[Xantalos]

I ... well I bisected a bronze colossus with a mining pick once.