"I do say, that's quite rude there."
Detonate Hat Bomb.
(4)Cthulu is very, very slightly damaged!
Pull off hat, it has serrated edges. Fling it at Cthulu. "You do not stand a dapper chance against my dapper hat, you dapper demon!Pray it comes back like a boomerang and doesn't bisect me. If it's gonna dissect me, do the matrix bullet dodge thing except with the hat.
(1)You fail to let go of the hat. It swings around and cuts your arm off.
Start duelling Cthulu with my cane, puffing cigar smoke in his face and getting back my hat, while my troops restore order to this Saustall.
Also, start using Gratuitous German.
(6v5)Your all-out attack injures Cthulu a bit; however, he strikes back with a scathing blow!
(3)They would do so, but you have no troops.
ENTER THE ROOM AS THE HATLESS INTRUDER I AM. RESIST ATTEMPTS TO DISLODGE ME.
(3)You dare mock hats? TWENTY BILLION ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS are summoned.
I shall Challenge Cthulu to a duel and let him choose the weapons we use.
(5)He picks flaming sledgehammers. Little does he know that when you were a small boy, you spent all your time training with flaming sledgehammers. You thought the knowledge might be useful someday.
TRDMoATDG begins fixing up some more scones for when the boys decide to act like gentlemen again.
(4)The scones are made.
Enter the room stylishly, making everyone else look poor in comparison.
(4)You gain 3 Social Standing! Too bad the spoiler shows Status now instead.
Walk into the room quite like a dapper gent.
"I say, fellow chaps, is that Cthulu himself? If I may possibly encroach upon your most delightful banquet, I wish to tip my hat to him, good sirs. Oh, I see that you might possibly perhaps be engaging in some form of a duel. Most excellent, I shall observe this most elegant practice with reserved delight."
(1)You trip and fall. TWENTY BILLION ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS laugh at you. You lose 3000 Alternate Dimension Social Standing!
"Well, I do say this is quite the scuffle I've pondered upon.
Perform the graceful throat stabs on Sir Pufferfish.
(1v6)Sir Pufferfish tackles you into the TWENTY BILLION ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS. He is only lightly bruised, but you die.
[3]Cthulu strikes IBCM pilot, bruising him and setting him on fire!
[3]TWENTY BILLION ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS attack Doomblade187, moderately wounding him.
BFEL: Fine
Coolrune206: Missing right arm; wielding Bladed Boomerang Hat.
da_nang: Asleep.
Doomblade187: Wounded.
ed boy: DEAD.
Helgoland: Fine.
IBCM pilot: Bruised, on fire; wielding a
flaming sledgehammer.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the
Dapper Dueling Pistol.
mastahcheese: Fine.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a
cane-sword.
Remurtha: Fine.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding
Excalibur.
TCM: DEAD; formerly wielding a
knife.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.
Cthulu: Very lightly damaged; wielding a
flaming sledgehammer.
TWENTY BILLION ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS: Fine.
Current state of the local area: Eldritch horror dimension.
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