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[Coolrune206]

I meant, the corpse

[Helgoland]

Enter the room, tip my hat, and tell my loyal company to fix their bayonets.

[Elephant Parade]

MISTER GORBACHEV WOULD YOU KINDLY DISMANTLE THIS WALL IT IS VERY DISTURBING AND TO BE FRANK I AM NONPLUSSED BY ITS EXISTENCE

(1)Interfering with meta is rather rude. Cthulu agrees with me.

"Well now, we seem to have dealt with the intruders."

Summon new hat.

(4)You pull a folding hat out of your pocket. One must always have a spare.

"HA! I have slain one!"

I request the gods to keep track of my kills!

(5)I suppose I shall, though I consider violence to be most uncouth.

Cast Calm spell on everyone to stop the uncouth mess. Summon everyone to a fine banquet in Gideon, serving the most delightful brandy and hors d'oeuvre.

"Would you rather not enjoy this delectable table of treats while I discuss important politics with my fellow An-Xileel gentlemen?"

(6)You calm yourself before anybody else, and you overdo it! You are now asleep.

Get a more dapper hat and monocle hat

(6-1)(There's no way I'm letting you benefit from the improper grammar penalty again.)You make a hat so dapper that it attracts the attention of Cthulu.

Challenge Cthulu to a match of the queensberry rules.

(1)Cthulu tries to steal your hat. However, you have no hat, so he decides to steal your head instead; this results in you being quite dead.

>JOIN.

Tip fancy hat, good chap.

(6)Cthulu notices your hat-tipping and steals your hat.

Appear. Turn around, see Cthulu, slam English biscuit into mouth. Say-"Challenge accepted."

(5)Cthulu is intimidated by your bravery.

Wanders into the room, notices what's going on and promptly turns on his heels,
walking out again in a fast-paced manner.

(6)You leave, but due to the nature of the dimension you walk back into the room.

Join as The Rather Dapper Matriarch of All These Dapper Gentlemen.
Shame them for ruining a perfectly good tea set with pirates and alternate dimensions.

"That is no way for proper gentlemen to behave boys!"

(1)They ignore you. And Cthulu steals your hat.

Utilise Cane-Sword that all fine gentiles own and carry to parry the blow from the vagabond.

(4v4)The two of you enter COMBAT!

Reach into my pocket and pull ouit my dapper flintlock pistol. Aim it at the nearest man's head.

(2)You don't have one!

Enter the room, tip my hat, and tell my loyal company to fix their bayonets.

(3)You get as far as tipping your hat before you are distracted by Cthulu stealing it.

[3]Cthulu cowers in terror!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Due to recent events, I have been forced to change this spoiler from being the epitome of style to serving as a way to check on the current results of all this roughhousing. For shame, TCM. For shame.

BFEL: Fine
Coolrune206: Fine.
da_nang: Asleep.
ed boy: DEAD.
Helgoland: Fine.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the Dapper Dueling Pistol.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a cane-sword.
Remurtha: Fine.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding Excalibur.
TCM: Fine; wielding a knife.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.

[Remuthra]

"I do say, that's quite rude there."

Detonate Hat Bomb.

[Coolrune206]

Pull off hat, it has serrated edges. Fling it at Cthulu. "You do not stand a dapper chance against my dapper hat, you dapper demon!Pray it comes back like a boomerang and doesn't bisect me. If it's gonna dissect me, do the matrix bullet dodge thing except with the hat.

[Helgoland]

Start duelling Cthulu with my cane, puffing cigar smoke in his face and getting back my hat, while my troops restore order to this Saustall.
Also, start using Gratuitous German.

[Doomblade187]

ENTER THE ROOM AS THE HATLESS INTRUDER I AM. RESIST ATTEMPTS TO DISLODGE ME.

[WillowLuman]

"These poor, deluded peasants, all attacking a corpse."

[Coolrune206]

It's still alive, and cowering. Fool.

[WillowLuman]

Oops. Didn't see the update.

"Oh dear, they've gotten him riled up again."

"Cthulu, you lost the duel. It's very unsportsmanlike to pull this nonsense now."

[ICBM pilot]

I shall Challenge Cthulu to a duel and let him choose the weapons we use.

[BFEL]

TRDMoATDG begins fixing up some more scones for when the boys decide to act like gentlemen again.

[Persus13]

Enter the room stylishly, making everyone else look poor in comparison.

[Remuthra]

I shall Challenge Cthulu to a deul and let him choose the weapons we use.

I do believe this is more appropriate, good sir.

[mastahcheese]

Walk into the room quite like a dapper gent.

"I say, fellow chaps, is that Cthulu himself? If I may possibly encroach upon your most delightful banquet, I wish to tip my hat to him, good sirs. Oh, I see that you might possibly perhaps be engaging in some form of a duel. Most excellent, I shall observe this most elegant practice with reserved delight."