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[WillowLuman]

Wander into the room looking dapper.

"Evening Gents."

"And who might you be, sir?"

[Sinlessmoon]

Wander into the room looking dapper.

"Evening Gents."

"And who might you be, sir?"

"My name is Sir WinterBottom of Glorious New Scandinavia, heir to the throne of winchester, third son of Mont Elroy and grand duke of Miester. Who might you be?"

[Xantalos]

Propose another motion to delay development of free energy by another 20 years. Can't let the peasantry have it until we've had our fun, can we?

Make it 40 and we've got a deal.

In the meantime, cause a resurgence of classical pirates!

[Elephant Parade]

Devise plan to keep masses ignorant of our plot by creating brain-cell killing television programmes.

(3)The programs aren't that popular.

Propose another motion to delay development of free energy by another 20 years. Can't let the peasantry have it until we've had our fun, can we?

(2)The motion is shot down. It has been decided that not revealing it would only harm the economy.

Wander into the room looking dapper.

"Evening Gents."

(6)You are so focused on looking dapper that you trip and fall, making a fool of yourself.

Propose another motion to delay development of free energy by another 20 years. Can't let the peasantry have it until we've had our fun, can we?

Make it 40 and we've got a deal.

In the meantime, cause a resurgence of classical pirates!

(6)Yarr! We be boardin' this RTD!

"Ah, pardon me. I have assumed it would be an insult to claim you have not been acquaintanced with the way the Viceroy of India has modified the rules of this game... A moment, if you please."

Move entire meeting room into alternate dimension, retrieving tea set in the process.

(1)You move the meeting into a dimension full of Eldritch Horrors. Oops.

[6]Cthulu draws near!

Spoiler: Social Ranking (click to show/hide)

1st: IBCM Pilot
2nd: Xantalos
3rd: Kadzar
4th: HugoLuman
5th: TCM
6th: Sinlessmoon
7th: Darvi
8th: LordSlowpoke

[WillowLuman]

Wander into the room looking dapper.

"Evening Gents."

"And who might you be, sir?"

"My name is Sir WinterBottom of Glorious New Scandinavia, heir to the throne of winchester, third son of Mont Elroy and grand duke of Miester. Who might you be?"

"Ah, of course. My Apologies. You may call me the Duke of America, as you know I can't say my name while the dimensions are going haywire. Oh, and do watch where you step. It's rather unbecoming of someone of our stature to loose their footing!"

[Sinlessmoon]

Get up off the floor and retrieve my sword from an inter dimensional rift and prepare for Cthulhu.

"We must prepare gentlemen!"

"Ah, of course. My Apologies. You may call me the Duke of America, as you know I can't say my name while the dimensions are going haywire. Oh, and do watch where you step. It's rather unbecoming of someone of our stature to loose their footing!"

"Ah... Yes, quite... I should watch where I am going."

[LordSlowpoke]

Put a top hat on Cthulhu and hope for the best.

"My otherdimensional friend, this would be the perfect time to utilize your connections in order to attain acceptable levels of dapperness for the dimension we have entered. We are currently pursuing a tea set lost in a game of Noneuclidian Basketobject, have you perhaps happened upon it during your adventures?"

[WillowLuman]

Greet Cthulu, have Xantalos introduce him to everyone.

[ICBM pilot]

Drink tea and eat crumpets.

[Xantalos]

Introduce Cthulhu, serve him pirate crepes.

[Elephant Parade]

Get up off the floor and retrieve my sword from an inter dimensional rift and prepare for Cthulhu.

"We must prepare gentlemen!"

"Ah, of course. My Apologies. You may call me the Duke of America, as you know I can't say my name while the dimensions are going haywire. Oh, and do watch where you step. It's rather unbecoming of someone of our stature to loose their footing!"

"Ah... Yes, quite... I should watch where I am going."

(5)You draw Excalibur, the most noble of swords.

Put a top hat on Cthulhu and hope for the best.

"My otherdimensional friend, this would be the perfect time to utilize your connections in order to attain acceptable levels of dapperness for the dimension we have entered. We are currently pursuing a tea set lost in a game of Noneuclidian Basketobject, have you perhaps happened upon it during your adventures?"

(6)You YARR WE BE STEALIN' THIS TURN! Cthulu be likin' the hat, so he thinks he might kill ye all and steal yer hats!

Drink tea and eat crumpets.

(2)Crumpets be disgusting! Ye spit 'em out.

Introduce Cthulhu, serve him pirate crepes.

(2)Yarr! Ye can't do that! We be behind the Fourth Wall!

[4]Cthulu lets out a frightnin' roar! An Eldtitch Abomination be summoned!

Spoiler: Social Standins' (click to show/hide)

Pirates don't need no social standins'! They be for pansies!

[Sinlessmoon]

Challenge the Eldritch Abomination to a duel.

"Fear me! I have killed many a man in my life time!"

[WillowLuman]

"All officers at hand! Gentlemen, we're being boarded!" draw random, dignified weapon.

[LordSlowpoke]

Establish self as Viceadmiral of the Royal Navy. Apply cannon to pirate curs.

[Emral282]

Draw dueling pistol in a dapper manner.