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[Elephant Parade]

You are all dapper gents sitting at a table, drinking tea. What will you do, chaps?

[Xantalos]

Comment on politics.

[ICBM pilot]

buy a top hat for my monocle and a monocle for my top hat

[Kadzar]

I will inform everyone about my upcoming expedition into the jungles of South America.

[Darvi]

Enjoy some tea and biscuits. They're rather jothy good.

[Elephant Parade]

Comment on politics.

(3)Your comment is bland and goes unnoticed.

buy a top hat for my monocle and a monocle for my top hat

(6-1)You do so. They look spectacular.

I will inform everyone about my upcoming expedition into the jungles of South America.

(1)They laugh at you, for you are merely copying the expedition plans of the famous Explorer Perede!

Also, a true gentleman is always bold.

Enjoy some tea and biscuits. They're rather jothy good.

(6)They are so incredibly scrumptious that you eat all of them! You have committed a Social Faux Pas.

Spoiler: Social Ranking (click to show/hide)

1st: IBCM Pilot
2nd: Xantalos
3rd: Kadzar
4th: Darvi

[Xantalos]

Begin discussing the running of the world with my compatriots - we ARE head of the secret society that does this sort of thing, after all.

[LordSlowpoke]

Offer my most esteemed colleagues a fine game of Noneuclidian Basketobject.

[Darvi]

"Oh dear, I was unaware that we were so lacking in pastries. Allow me to purchase some more of them, as is my duty. Cheers, old chaps."

[WillowLuman]

Begin discussing the running of the world with my compatriots - we ARE head of the secret society that does this sort of thing, after all.

Raise motion to continue stalling on all issues in US legislation.

[Elephant Parade]

Begin discussing the running of the world with my compatriots - we ARE head of the secret society that does this sort of thing, after all.

(6)You control the world, yes. However, it uses up almost all of your time, so your tea meetings are only once a year.

Offer my most esteemed colleagues a fine game of Noneuclidian Basketobject.

(6)The attempt to play such an odd game causes spacial distortions! The tea set is sucked into an alternate dimension. The rest of the table glares at you.

"Oh dear, I was unaware that we were so lacking in pastries. Allow me to purchase some more of them, as is my duty. Cheers, old chaps."

(2)You lack money! You are in quite the predicament.

Begin discussing the running of the world with my compatriots - we ARE head of the secret society that does this sort of thing, after all.

Raise motion to continue stalling on all issues in US legislation.

(4)The motion passes.

Spoiler: Social Ranking (click to show/hide)

1st: IBCM Pilot
2nd: Xantalos
3rd: Kadzar
4th: HugoLuman
5th: LordSlowpoke
6th: Darvi

[TCM]

Devise plan to keep masses ignorant of our plot by creating brain-cell killing television programmes.

[WillowLuman]

Propose another motion to delay development of free energy by another 20 years. Can't let the peasantry have it until we've had our fun, can we?

[Sinlessmoon]

Wander into the room looking dapper.

"Evening Gents."

[LordSlowpoke]

"Ah, pardon me. I have assumed it would be an insult to claim you have not been acquaintanced with the way the Viceroy of India has modified the rules of this game... A moment, if you please."

Move entire meeting room into alternate dimension, retrieving tea set in the process.