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Patience, young Padawan

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Bribe lazy owls

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Prod lazy owls

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Beat lazy owls

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Savagely beat lazy owls

33 (13.1%)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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Abandon thread

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Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[IronyOwl]

Why isn't there an option for self study? I mean I'm a lazy shit but if I was almost ASSASSINATED I might, you know, take some self defence practice or something.

She'd burn out, man! You can't just study all day every day and expect to keep your edge.

E: We should totes make it a goal to try and set the dude up for a rebound with our pet witch, at least once we've learned her ways and can prevent any unfortunate replacement heirs from appearing. He's already confirmed to like witches, so I figure, why not?

I'm liking this plan.

Let's put it this way if the princess dies with no designated heir, the crown will most likely fall upon her father by default.

Actually, according to the blurb-things his brother-in-law is next in line, with Lady Merva the Snakebit after him. Presumably the crown has to pass by blood, not just marriage.


In related news, I'm counting 3 for Papa, 3 for Mama, and one for actually doing our job.

[TwilightWalker]

And on that note, i vote princess 2 be named Belladonna.

HA! Joke's on you, Axespendable's still alive!

Still alive...for now.

On that note, my vote is to visit Papa, to break the tie. I'd really prefer visiting the dungeons, but, meh.

[EuchreJack]

Also vote for visiting Papa.  Maybe he has the gem thingy.

[birdy51]

Talk to Father.

[IronyOwl]

Weekend 3: No



I get the feeling this is a much more cheerful conversation for Axespendable than for Papa.


A bit more blunt than I was expecting, but the message is hardly a surprise.


Really Axie? That's your pout face?


Meddling with magic made our mother STRONG!

I assume. Also maybe we should at least produce an heir first.


Does nobody else see rank disaster coming from treating someone like a child right up until you make them a despot?



So, what'll it be this week?

Other than "fewer vipers, hopefully."

[USEC_OFFICER]

Something from the mediation school, methinks. Mediation sounds good. No clue what to do after that.

[i2amroy]

No, visit the tombs. Play it safe. And besides, Afraid is one of the better mood modifiers (although Pressured is my favourite).

Personally I'm a big fan of yielding.

Spoiler: Not really a spoiler, but a bit of story/mechanics info (click to show/hide)

It's really, really difficult to kill the princess off until well over 10 weeks in, regardless of what decisions you make and checks you pass/fail; but what happens during those weeks does have a very large effect on how the story plays out (and who tries to kill you, if anyone). That said depending who you piss off you can get lots of death attempts.

Also, awesome game, I've sunk well over 10 hours into it and like 30 or so attempts and have so far only managed to complete the game once (around attempt 17). Even after the game's done the first time it still has a fair bit of replayability, and I've yet to uncover all the different story paths yet.

That said I vote for court manners and reflexes.

[Neonivek]

No, visit the tombs. Play it safe. And besides, Afraid is one of the better mood modifiers (although Pressured is my favourite).

Personally I'm a big fan of yielding.

Spoiler: Not really a spoiler, but a bit of story/mechanics info (click to show/hide)

It's really, really difficult to kill the princess off until well over 10 weeks in, regardless of what decisions you make and checks you pass/fail; but what happens during those weeks does have a very large effect on how the story plays out (and who tries to kill you, if anyone). That said depending who you piss off you can get lots of death attempts.

Also, awesome game, I've sunk well over 10 hours into it and like 30 or so attempts and have so far only managed to complete the game once (around attempt 17). Even after the game's done the first time it still has a fair bit of replayability, and I've yet to uncover all the different story paths yet.

Ohh there are ways... but you practically have to be trying to do it.

Actually there are quite a few deaths that I'd put under "You just wanted to see the death didn't you?"

[i2amroy]

Well you do unlock a variety of achievements and decorative doilies for dying in new and interesting ways after all...

[Zorgn]

Divination and reflexes. Being able to see the future and dodge sounds like an excellent way to avoid getting stabbed to death.

[JackOSpades]

Reflexes, and if we're intent on making a magic girl Lore might be a Good Idea so we at least know what kinds of forces we should not mettle with.

[EuchreJack]

Divination and reflexes. Being able to see the future and dodge sounds like an excellent way to avoid getting stabbed to death.

Agreed.

Plus, divination will give us a bonus when researching Lumen skills later.

[Broken]

Personally I'm a big fan of yielding.

Also, awesome game, I've sunk well over 10 hours into it and like 30 or so attempts and have so far only managed to complete the game once (around attempt 17). Even after the game's done the first time it still has a fair bit of replayability, and I've yet to uncover all the different story paths yet.
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I like yielding as well. Is the only mood that give a boost to royal demeanor, wich is a really nice tree, with a lot of uses. Also, the dress is fabulous.
I actually won in my second attempt. In the first i died just at the end.

[IronyOwl]

Week 4: Qualifications



As if losing our mother and then sort of our friend wasn't enough, we now officially know that the gods suck.


Haha! We have advanced from skipping rope to solo tennis.


Aw yeah.

Though this doesn't say very flattering things about our athletic ability prior to this.


You smile while saying the weirdest things.


That's a funny way to spell "potential assassins."



Well that's not ominous.


I hereby declare this the theme song of Charlotte's mother.




Same options as last time, plus sports: All the rage of visiting a dungeon, but with none of the insolence!

[Calech]

Spoiler: Another minor mechanics spoiler (click to show/hide)

Some of the skill checks that you see only affect whether you receive additional background information or not. Sometimes a skill check reveals something interesting about a subject, sometimes not. Oh, and sometimes failing skill checks leads to instant death, but you probably guessed that.

So he won't fork over the crystal, then. Oh well. Maybe if Julianna's as magical as she claims she can sense where it is or something? Might be worth a try, since time's wasting if we want to be able to immolate potential assassins with magical fire and stuff.