Simmura, still apparently thinking that vampires and shadowbeasts are perfectly easy prey for a lone ranger (hah).
"No, you fool! Stakes don't work like that!"
Sonliran, punching a building to death.
...but not until after CD marches all the way across the map to yoink some of the loot out from under his nose.
He then turned around and left, just in time for three shadowbeasts to spawn from the castle and get pissed off at Sonli.
2nd Fiddle died, as per usual. He was promptly brought back from the dead, and went right back to getting himself killed.
Zieg
thought he was going to die, despite only being chased by two low-level enemies who were both already hurt while he has lots of levels and great equipment. The bards shall tell many tales of "Sir Zieg, the Conditionally Valorous".
Hans was casually restocking on healing potions at our wilderness trading post when a troll suddenly picked
that of all places to spawn into being, immediately attacking the guard house there. Upon exiting the small shop, did Hans raise his bow and swiftly fell the distracted beast with his decently leveled rangering skills?
No. No he did not. Instead, he retreated straight past the beast and into the nearby inn. Simmura, having recently been magically discouraged from his career as a vampire hunter, joined him shortly thereafter. Again, the guardsmen had to deal with the threat.
It's a kingdom of fuckin' nancies it is.
Speaking of which, I'd like to welcome our newly immigrated citizens: sum1won the Barbarian, Raalup the Healer, and Reives the Solarus (who is currently busy doing absolutely nothing, as per her station). Oneir was sent by upper management in order to serve as quality assurance, and upon arrival was promptly assured of the quality of the ratman she'd landed on top of. She was briefly mourned, but her resurrection put a damper on the funerary planning. Such a downer.
CD, as shown, is busy making a proper nuisance of himself.
