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5 CP - Both Teams try to capture all 5 CP's for the win!

3 (20%)

Arena - Eliminate all enemy players to win!

2 (13.3%)

Capture the Flag - Capture the intelligence to gain points!

0 (0%)

Freak Fortress - One boss versus an entire team! Last team standing wins!

0 (0%)

King of the Hill - Both Teams try to keep the CP for 10 cumulative turns.

2 (13.3%)

Mann to Mann to Mann - A 3-way variant of King of the Hill. Hold the CP for 5 turns.

1 (6.7%)

Payload - One team tries to get the cart to the end. The other team tries to stop them.

1 (6.7%)

Payload Race - Both team try to get their payload to the end first.

3 (20%)

Zombie Fortress - Humans Vs Zombies. 1 zombie to start. Dead humans switch teams. Try to survive.

3 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Greenstarfanatic]

You do know what he means by 'Bad Mouthing your Orifices', right?

He's insulting your face holes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So...he's bad-mouthing my mouth? And nostrils?

[Erils]

Run to E14

[Nerjin]

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

”Nobody’s gonna miss you! Ya mutant!”

&& = Medium Ammo Pack [50% Ammo/50 Metal]
J13 Medium Ammo Pack [3/5]
L15 Medium Ammo Pack [1/5]
Dashed Black Line = Neutral Capture Point [Locked: Eternally]
Light Red Squares = Lava [Ending your turn in these squares kills you]
Thick black lines = Walls [Cannot move through, or diagonal on. Blocks most weapons.]
Light Green Dashed Lines = Cliffs [Can be passed through at will.]
 

Spoiler: Turn (click to show/hide)

[Initiative Rolls] Player Name’s action
[18] Lukeinator moves to Q15
Lukeinator burns to death in the Lava.
[16] Erils moves to E14
[15] MyOwnWorstEnemy moves to H13
[12] Greenstarfanatic moves to N12
[10] Mastahcheese fires his Sniper Rifle at Greenstarfanatic [18-2] and hits! [-90]
[5] Scapheap moves to O13
[4] Rolepgeek deconstructs his Dispenser
Rolepgeek moves to L15 picking up a Medium Ammo Pack[+50 Metal]
Rolepgeek builds a Dispenser at L16

Spoiler: Player’s Status (click to show/hide)

Tip: Be sure to double check where you’re moving or you might just find yourself face-deep in lava.
Tip: You can deconstruct and construct a building on the same turn. This can be used as a form of teleporting buildings.
Tip: Snipers cannot move and fire their sniper rifle in the same turn.
I’m not sure if that was intentional on Lukeinator’s part… But either way that’s what he said to do. Sucks to be Green team. On the bright side Christian Brutal Sniper is out of ammo.

Also: Early update because I want to.

[GreatWyrmGold]

And he can't switch weapons! Quick, surround him before he can get to a corpse or an ammo thing!

[Nerjin]

Corpses don't actually drop ammo. Though maybe they should... Hm...

[GreatWyrmGold]

They do in the real TF2.

[Nerjin]

Probably. I'll go for that soon enough. Maybe after this round is over.

[Silthuri]

Let the camping commence!
Wait for mastahcheese to appear in my line of sight and shoot him.

[Erils]

Run to F17

[Greenstarfanatic]

AUGH! Keep hiding behind Scapheap!

[Nerjin]

Scapheap's health is actually: 410/300

Sorry about that.

[Lukeinator]

Maybe in the map spoiler, you should include the fact that red squares are lava, because otherwise I wouldn't have done that. Too late now.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Maybe in the map spoiler, you should include the fact that red squares are lava, because otherwise I wouldn't have done that. Too late now.

He did. In the Map Key.

[mastahcheese]

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