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[Persus13]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the quote triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[Furtuka]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the quote triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[kopout]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[kopout]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[Furtuka]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "feel them up".

[Xantalos]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Furtuka]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Helgoland]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Xantalos]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Persus13]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself mutating the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself mutating the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his keg party, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Scood]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

Sabía que ninguna cantidad de cerveza podría salvar a Jesús en esta ocasión y planeó su golpe, que finalmente tuvo éxito porque se negó a salir de cualquier cosa menos de una bañera con alas injertadas sobre él.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[Xantalos]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

Sabía que ninguna cantidad de cerveza podría salvar a Jesús en esta ocasión y planeó su golpe, que finalmente tuvo éxito porque se negó a salir de cualquier cosa menos de una bañera con alas injertadas sobre él.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

[GiglameshDespair]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

Sabía que ninguna cantidad de cerveza podría salvar a Jesús en esta ocasión y planeó su golpe, que finalmente tuvo éxito porque se negó a salir de cualquier cosa menos de una bañera con alas injertadas sobre él.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".