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Whitefoxsniper

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #90 on: September 29, 2013, 09:26:28 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot them up".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #91 on: September 29, 2013, 09:30:41 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma up".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #92 on: September 29, 2013, 09:33:19 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
Logged
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...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #93 on: September 29, 2013, 09:37:39 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?

Out your nose?  How would you not melt your skull?
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Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #94 on: September 29, 2013, 09:42:53 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot them up".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bomb is in order?
Logged
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #95 on: September 29, 2013, 09:46:22 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is in order?

Out your nose?  How would you not melt your skull?
Logged
Quote from: Eric Blank
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #96 on: September 29, 2013, 09:48:25 pm »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".

We seem to be running out of things to change. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?

Out your nose?  How would you not melt your skull?
Logged
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"Everyone's equally less rich than me!"
Quote from: Lezard
...although I've been having so much fun failing at this I just about forgot what my original aim was.

Helgoland

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #97 on: September 30, 2013, 02:45:37 am »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot them up".

We seem to be running out of things to charge. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #98 on: September 30, 2013, 07:48:46 am »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot them up".

We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
Logged
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #99 on: September 30, 2013, 08:21:31 am »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops
First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".

We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 08:44:22 am by kopout »
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2013, 11:08:45 pm »


Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?

ICBM pilot

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #101 on: October 03, 2013, 11:38:08 pm »


Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seventy-million iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?
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On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #102 on: October 04, 2013, 01:24:41 am »


Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million[/b] iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?
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Re: Change one word
« Reply #103 on: October 04, 2013, 01:29:31 am »


Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all passengers in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million[/b] iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?
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On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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Re: Change one word
« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2013, 03:03:10 am »

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to split all passengers in no more than [spoilers]seventy-million[/b] iterations, OK?
;D

dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of beer could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In Costa Rica, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his friends with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the gorilla back on page 2 so I put it back and grew the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot magma out your nose".


We seem to be running out of things to charge]. Perhaps adding another block of chaos to the bomb is out of order?
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