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[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Three Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

[Rolepgeek]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of crime, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

[kopout]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything else but a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[kopout]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[Whitefoxsniper]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[Helgoland]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[GiglameshDespair]

((Helgoland, what did you change?

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plumber on the planet after accidentally incinerating the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[Furtuka]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings painted on it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

[Helgoland]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

Last time: "feels up".

[Persus13]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

First time: "feels up".

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramid

First time: "feels up".

[Xantalos]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[Helgoland]

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote triceratops

First time: "feels up".

[TCM]

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.