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[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Elf, only the stat is multiplied, not the roll... wait, why am I telling the GM that he did his own combat rolls wrong?))

((Since Twi decided it was BS, bleh. ))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The plane lady has a few words for Keith.

"Leave the combat area. Immediately."

And then Nuriel attacks!There seems to be some affect...

The enraged machine promptly attempts to punch Nuriel. Hard.

[DC 169 Dex, damage is DC 277 End)

...and then stone golem.
Because that is kind of BS, the stone golem gets a point-blank artillery shell before it can do any attacks.

((Because he is.))

((BS? Izzy did start summoning it like, right in the beginning of the fight.))

Since surprise retcons, the golem is sent flying backwards into a fence. Izzy winces, and the golem pulls itself up, grabbing its fallen weapon nearby.

[Twi]

((Nah, that part's fine. I was going to do either that or have the howitzer shot after the first attack, because reasonably, stone golem would be slow and easy to notice. *Le shrug*))

[Projeck37]

Ashley blinks up in front of the plane lady's face before splattering Napalm on her face.
[DEX:56+21(7)] It covers quite a bit of the face!
She proceeds to blink back down to where she was, without the napalm canister.
<Nuriel, burn it.>

[kj1225]

"Well your the one smashing up my place of work! I request you leave the area immediately!"
Unbeknownst to to Keith he puts the small amount of magic he has into shouting at the plane lady thing.
(37+7=44)
((There's going to be a roll here as soon as someone can explain the weirded up combat to me!))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((I assume the golem came after Nuriel's attack, which would have been before it attacked.))
The golem then arranges its shield- yes, it's a fucking golem, why would it give a shit about weight and it's a buckler- and stands up.

Golem HP: 80/84

It then proceeds to charge at the monster. [STR: 98!+ (30x7)]

((And this my friends, is why I don't make stat systems. Namely, a golem has less HP than the squishiest human in the party...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Only the raw roll. Do not include the bonus.))

((Oh. Nuriel's rolls should be higher. Editing. And now the machine is acing...))

(Modifiers @start: Angel 6.41, Nuriel 6.12)

[64+(12*6.12)=137]
[23+(15*6.12)=115]
[86+(25*6.12)=239]
Nuriel holds on, although she ends up losing an arm for her trouble.
"Dammit! Shit-fuck-cunt! I hate this thing so much..."
Nuriel shifts her shape again, becoming smaller. She simply burns a hole in the machine to recover in for a sec.
[67+(20*6.12)=189]
She presumably succeeds, ending up in a nest of glowing metal. Thankfully, she is unaffected by the heat.

(Multipliers: Angel 6.66, Nuriel 6.37)

((By the way, do we round up, down, or nearest? And is the regen at the start or end of the turn?))

((And quintuple ninja.))

Ashley blinks up in front of the plane lady's face before splattering Napalm on her face.
[DEX:56+21(7)] It covers quite a bit of the face!
She proceeds to blink back down to where she was, without the napalm canister.
<Nuriel, burn it.>

<Gimme a sec. I need to recover...hey, you try getting a hole blown in your chest and then having an arm ripped off. It's not pleasant.>

((There's going to be a roll here as soon as someone can explain the weirded up combat to me!))

((We're using d20's and then multiplying our stats. 7 to start, decaying thereafter.))

[kj1225]

((So the roll would be the result of the D20 plus 7 since Keith's magic is one?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((So the roll would be the result of the D20 plus 7 since Keith's magic is one?))

((Yup.))

[Empiricist]

((D100s actually. Plus I designed it for chunky salsa, not HP.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((D100s actually. Plus I designed it for chunky salsa, not HP.))

((HP scaling will be essentially (CURRENT HP EQUATION)x7). Quick patch there.))

[Twi]

Bleh, napalm. The machine attempts to remove it by spinning up its rotors...

[24]

and gets a  bit of it off.

((D100s.))

Then Keith.
"Unable to comply. Engaging hostiles."

Nope.
Speaking of which,the thing gets hit by the sword!

[??]

It gets a bit chipped. And of course, counterattacks with both of its guns.
[Gatling dc: 300 to block. Howitzer: 200.))

[Projeck37]

<Try having your brain wiped, and dying a slow and painful death in the void. It's not pleasant.>
Ashley just says fuck it and blinks up and strikes the metal on the plane-lady's face with a dagger. It only causes sparks that ignite the napalm.
She returns to the ground.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

[END: 100! + 12x7]
For what it's worth, the buckler does manage to block the damage, and the golem takes it better than it has any right to. However, being shot with howitzers still really fucking stings.

It retaliates with a powerful sideward slash [STR: 90+(30x6)]
Golem HP: 73/84

[Twi]

<You know, we could have probably avoided this if I wasn't panicing. Leave it alone and I'll negotiate.>

Marie!Shadow hops over to the thing. Nothing seems to change yet.