TOPHAT DOES SOME PAPERWORK. [6] HE DEALS WITH ABOUT 1000 PAPERS IN 7 MINUTES. NO WONDER HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE THEY'VE SUFFERED A THOUSAND CUTS-IT'S A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS.
ZANZETKUKEN BECOMES EVEN MORE SAIYAN. [5] UNIVERSAL SPIRIT BOMB TO THE FACE. KJ DIES IN A BIG ASS BALL OF PLASMA. WELL I GUESS I SHOULD DO THE REST OF THE ACTIONS TO NOT SEEM LAZY.
LALASA TELEPORTS IN POST-BATTLE. [3] BRAINS ARE SUCKED BUT THEY AREN'T VERY DELICIOUS, WHAT WITH BEING IN A MASSIVE PLASMA BALL OF DOOM AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
EOTYRANNUS GATHERS AN ARMY OF CHICKENS. [4] SO HE NOW HAS AN ARMY OF CHICKENS. A SHIT EATING DINOSAUR WITH FANGIRLS AND CHICKENS... SOUNDS LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE.
REMURTHA TRIES TO STEAL KJ'S SOUL. [5] SOUL CONSUMED. THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> SEEMS A BIT RELUCTANT THOUGH.
XANTALOS DELETES THE GAMES WORKSHOP RETROACTIVELY. [1] ALL HE CAN DO IS DELETE IT NOW. THIS MAKES A LOT OF ANGRY NERDS WHO INSTANTLY KILL HIM.
KJ TRIES TO HEAL HIMSELF. [4] IT WORKED. AT LEAST, IT WOULD HAVE. IF HE WAS ALIVE. BUT HE ISN'T. HE'S DEAD.
LORD SLOWPOKE SKIPS THE PLOT. [5] THE PLOT HAS BEEN SKIPPED. HIS WIFE, PRINCESS LEELEE AND THEIR TWO ADORING CHILDREN, CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF THE BOSS WITH THE VAST QUANTITY OF SUPPORT CHARACTERS, SUCH AS LENNY THE LION AND THE MAGICAL TALKING POTATO. GOOD MEN, EACH AND EVERY ONE.
WOLFCHILD COMES IN... IN A TANK. [6] AND A DOZEN ARMY MEN CHASING BEHIND HIM DEMANDING THEIR TANK BACK.
CHEESECAKE BECOMES A BIOFLEET AND GOES TO GET BAKED. [6] THEY BECOME VERY CRISPY CHEESECAKES. NOT AS DELICOUS ANYMORE. THIS MAKES CHEESECAKE SAD.
CHINK CREATES THE HARBINGER OF MUFFINS. [4] HE GOES AND SPREADS THE WORD OF THE MUFFIN.
PERSUS COMBINES HITLER AND CTHULHU. [3] HE GETS A DEAD CTHULHU WITH A MOUSTACHE.
KILLER HELL HOUND TRAINS THE CHICKEN ARMY. [2] THE CHICKENS LACK ANY FORM OF COGNATIVE ABILITY.
TCM THROWS THE MOLOTOV. [1] WAIT WHY IS THE MOLOTOV GLUED TO MY HAND? OH SHI- EXPLOSION. TCM IS DEADED.
THE BODY OF KJ LIES ON THE SPACE MOON STATION, THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> VISIBLE THROUGH HIS CHEST HOLE. IN HIS LIFE AS A BOSS, HE AQUIRED 11 KILLS AND EVENTUALLY DIED OF A BIG FUCKING BALL OF ENERGY BEING THROWN AT HIM BY ZANZETKUKEN.
SUDDENLY, THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> BEGINS LEVITATING, SPINNING, AND EVENTUALLY, LAUNCHES ITSELF AT ZANZETKUKEN. HE IS GRANTED ALL OF THE POWERS OF THE FINAL BOSS. ONE COULD SAY THAT... ZANZETKUKEN IS THE FINAL BOSS. LET THE FIGHTING COMMENCE.
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