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[Cheesecake]

Target KJ, toss the Molotov.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."

"I retreat to my Yellowstone cave in the bowels of the Earth/
Pray to God, get tectonic power hearth/
Light switch, Power Trip, who you going home with/
Put King Cthulu in a mystical pen-grip."

Oh, you want to Eldritch rap? Fine, bring it homeboy!

"He's a Great Old One/
Ya can't even beat him son!/
This rap's gon' be full of cosmic puns,/
My morality transcends conventional notions!/

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!/
Back off, or I'mma call my crew of star-spawn!/
They as much as all them stars in the sky/
So I'mma leave and go cosmically low-ride!/
West Side!
Okay, being serious. Rebake Cheesecake army! Consume the multiverse!

[Xantalos]

Resurrect as a large number of angry old rich people who influence public opinion on Dragon Ball Z when it first came out, causing public opinion to drop and the show to be canceled after its second episode, rendering Zanzetkuken's powers nonexistent.
Unleash the hounds on him until he is dead.

[TCM]

Target KJ, toss the Molotov.

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."

"I retreat to my Yellowstone cave in the bowels of the Earth/
Pray to God, get tectonic power hearth/
Light switch, Power Trip, who you going home with/
Put King Cthulu in a mystical pen-grip."

Oh, you want to Eldritch rap? Fine, bring it homeboy!

"He's a Great Old One/
Ya can't even beat him son!/
This rap's gon' be full of cosmic puns,/
My morality transcends conventional notions!/

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!/
Back off, or I'mma call my crew of star-spawn!/
They as much as all them stars in the sky/
So I'mma leave and go cosmically low-ride!/
West Side!
Okay, being serious. Rebake Cheesecake army! Consume the multiverse!

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.....You quoted someone/people concerning Cthulu and immortality. I quoted a rapper. His name is Canibus. You'll have to freestyle against him instead.

[Cheesecake]

Oh...dammit!

[Lalasa]

USE DBZ CANON TO DESTROY ZANZETKUKEN'S TRANSFORMATION

"Super Saiyan 5 is fanon and therefore doesn't exist bleh bleh bleh etc."

[TCM]

USE DBZ CANON TO DESTROY ZANZETKUKEN'S TRANSFORMATION

"Super Saiyan 5 is fanon and therefore doesn't exist bleh bleh bleh etc."

((Fun Fact: Super Saiyan forms do not actually exist, it is simply a label to the level of ridiculousness of the blonde wig a Saiyan is currently wearing.))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

USE DBZ CANON TO DESTROY ZANZETKUKEN'S TRANSFORMATION

"Super Saiyan 5 is fanon and therefore doesn't exist bleh bleh bleh etc."

((Fun Fact: Super Saiyan forms do not actually exist, it is simply a label to the level of ridiculousness of the blonde wig a Saiyan is currently wearing.))

Except for the anime-only level 4.  It's hair was a wild-looking black...and had fur acting as upper body clothing.

but, sir..
I wish to serve you..
Attempt to befriend Zanzetkuken with bacon again and subsequently rise to power that is less than his.

Less actions on the list = better odds of not rolling a 1.

Resurrect as a large number of angry old rich people who influence public opinion on Dragon Ball Z when it first came out, causing public opinion to drop and the show to be canceled after its second episode, rendering Zanzetkuken's powers nonexistent.
Unleash the hounds on him until he is dead.

Z was the second 'series'.  There are two others I can use!

USE DBZ CANON TO DESTROY ZANZETKUKEN'S TRANSFORMATION

"Super Saiyan 5 is fanon and therefore doesn't exist bleh bleh bleh etc."

I put up 5, because I think my roll will only bring me to 4.  If not, ridiculous amounts of power is mine.

[ExKirby]

KJ RETURNS AND SUMMONS HIS MINIONS. [2] THEY ALL DIED AS WELL.

FURTUKA FORCE-FEEDS THE ANTI-<INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> TO ZANZETKUKEN. [4] WELL THAT WORKED. NOW ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS FORCE FEED HIM THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>.

PERSUS COMBINES PUTIN AND STALIN. [1] HE CREATES A MOB OF ANGRY RUSSIANS WHO DROWN HIM IN VODKA. FOR THE MOTHERLAND.

TOMCOST SUMMONS AN ARMY OF WADDLE DEES TO THE FRAY. [4] THEIR NUMBERS MAKE EXCELLENT STABBING MATERIAL.

SENTIENT BOWTIE USES THE POWER OF BACON. [1] ZANZETKUKEN IS A VEGETARIAN. BOWTIE IS SMITED.

REMURTHA PROMOTES TOPHAT. [4] TOPHAT IS GRANTED WITH DARKNESS POWERS. PRETTY COOL.

ZANZETKUKEN GOES SUPER SAIYAN. [6] HE TRIES TO DESTROY THE WORLD, MANAGING TO SMITE KJ, REMURTHA AND TOPHAT FOR THEIR INSOLENCE, BUT USES UP ALL HIS ENERGY AND LOSES SUPER SAIYAN MODE. AH WELL, WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.

EOTYRANNUS GOES FOR ZANZETKUKEN IN THE BATTLE OF REALLY LONG AND HARD TO TYPE NAMES. [6] THE ARMY OF FANGIRLS AND CHICKENS BEAT ON ZANZETKUKEN PRETTY HARD, BUT ZANZETKUKEN EVENTUALLY THROWS THEM ALL INTO A CONVENIENT PIT OF LAVA.

TOPHAT SETS UP A PROFITABLE SIDE BUSINESS FROM THE GRAVE. [3] PROFIT MARGINS ARE SLIM, BUT THEY ARE GAINING POPULARITY.

OZARCK STARTS COMBINING SHIT. [4] HE IS NOW ABRAHAM "ROOSVELT" POTTER, VAMPIRE SLAYER, WITH THEIR INCREDIBLY HOT SIDEKICK, BETTY. YES, BETTY.

KILLERHELLHOUND USES THE DEADLIEST WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN: A MIRROR. [3] THE BEAM WINGS ZANZETKUKEN AS A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.

TCM BECOMES THE GHOSTFACE KILLER. [4] HE GHOST-KICKS ZANZETKUKEN IN THE BALLS PRETTY HARD.

CHEESECAKE REBAKES HIS ARMY. [5] THEY COME OUT PERFECTLY COOKED. AND EXTREMELY DELICIOUS. WHAT ELSE AM I MEANT TO SAY HERE?

XANTALOS RESURRECTS AS AN ANGRY OLD MAN! [4] WELL, IF ZANZETKUKEN WANTED TO GO SUPER SAIYAN AGAIN, HE CERTAINLY CAN'T NOW. NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY GLASSES...

LALASA USES THE DBZ CANON. [4] A CANONBALL IS FIRED AND HITS ZANZETKUKEN IN THE STOMACH. OUCH.

BOSS: ZANZETKUKEN
STATUS: CONSUMED ANTI-<INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>, MANY WADDLE-STABS, NO SAIYAN MODE, BEAT UP BY FANGIRLS, BEAT UP BY CHICKENS, SLIGHTLY LASERED, BALLS KICKED, CANONBALL TO STOMACH
KILLS: 5

[Remuthra]

Harvest another boss soul for my collection.

[SOLDIER First]

Come back as a new adventurer. Attempt to befriend Zanzetkuken with a damn good salad.

[Furtuka]

Give ZANZETKUKEN a fatal heart disease

[kj1225]

Out I come from vat #1! Now then, use my ultra powerful almost a boss form!

[Lalasa]

TRY TO STICK ZANZETKUKEN WITH A GIANT SCARY NEEDLE!

[Tomcost]

Morph into a Waddle Doo! (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Waddle_Doo) Fire my laser at ZANZETKUKEN. Also order my waddle dees to keep stabbing him.

[Mrnocamera]

Look up inappropriate pictures on the internet.