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[Eotyrannus]

Continue to be dinosaur. KILL ZANZETKUKEN.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Restore Super Saiyan powers by switching over from Dragonball Z to Dragonball Z Kai.
Reascend to Super Saiyan 4.
Summon my ally, Super Perfect Cell.
Order Cell to kill all my enemies.
Repeatedly fire Earth-destroying Kamehamehas at Earth.

[SOLDIER First]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjL8YVSewPc#at=13

[Remuthra]

I laugh at your pitiful WMDs.

[SOLDIER First]

if it fits, Trunks yells and blows it up.

[Empiricist]

This is abhorrent. This is intolerable. The world deserves better. It deserves better than to be subjugated by a single artifact. Fuck it. Fuck it and it's primitive, pre-industrial ideals. The world deserves better, and it shall receive its rightful deliverance from those damned commies or whatever the hell they were.
Commence capitalism!
Start making and selling perfect copies of the <Whatever the hell Zanzetkuken has that everyone wants>. Mass market it to everyone who can afford it!

[Ozarck]

Betty ...

Awwww, yeah!!!!



Slay the final boss. Use the combined powers of the greatest presidents that ever were (one ofwhom slays vampires, and one of whom slays jsut about everything else), a wizard, and a hot cartoon babe.

[LordSlowpoke]

Fill the universe with replicas of rabbits. In ice cream.

[TopHat]

Return as self in exact same position.
Use profits to make side business more profitable!

[TCM]

Ghost Knee final boss in the face.

[Persus13]

respawn. Kill zanzetkuken

[Chink]

Distribute free muffins to the masses, gain control of their minds.

[wolfchild]

Reverse over army guys,, shoot Boss

[Xantalos]

Transfer old energy into Zanzetkuken, making him really goddamn old and feeble.

[Cheesecake]

We shall all combine into megacake! BECOME NEW BOSS! after killing Zanzetkuken.