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[Eotyrannus]

Preen feathers and look so sparkly and adorable that fangirls arrive to do my bidding.

[TCM]

Throw a Stove at KJ.

[Chink]

REQUEST NAME MORE FIT FOR MUFFIN GOD(DESS?) FROM PEANUT GALLERY/FOURTH WALL WATCHERS, MAKE MCGUFFIN MUFFIN.

[wolfchild]

Your name is now Apple Cinnamon

[Remuthra]

REQUEST NAME MORE FIT FOR MUFFIN GOD(DESS?) FROM PEANUT GALLERY/FOURTH WALL WATCHERS, MAKE MCGUFFIN MUFFIN.

Müffín.

[Ozarck]

Your name is now Apple Cinnamon

+1
 I was going to say Sally, but, damn. A good idea is a good idea.

Also, I am really, really glad I stabbed KJ in the FRONT, what with the diarrhea and all. (sized and bolded because the GM asked for the spelling.)

Continue stabbing, carve McGuffin from inside KJ. Acquire +1 "Avoid Comically Nasty Fate" bonus from avoiding the whole diarrhea episode.

(I suppose, earn achievement: Dermslayer.)

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Create a jet and chase down KJ

[Cheesecake]

Grow stomach. Consume everything. Become Cheesecake Ascendant!

[ExKirby]

REMURTHA MAKES A PACT WITH THE ELDAR GODS. [6] HE BECOMES CTHULHU. THIS CAN ONLY END WELLL.

LORD SLOWPOKE SUMMONS THE ICE CREAM DEMON. [1] THE DEMON PROCEEDS TO EAT LORD SLOWPOKE. LORD SLOWPOKE DIES FROM BRAINFREEZE.

XANTALOS TRIES TO ACCEPT THE PACT THAT WAS ALREADY ACCEPTED. [1] THE ELDAR GODS USE THEIR ELDAR GOD POWERS TO TURN XANTALOS INTO A DEAD BODY.

ZANZETKUKEN GOES SUPER SAIYAN. [6] HE KAMEHAMEHAS KJ (STILL NOT ENOUGH TO KILL HIM, HE DOES LOOK PRETTY BANGED UP THOUGH) BUT CATCHES CTHULHU IN THE CROSSFIRE. THIS IS A GOOD THING DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

MR. NOCAMERA MAKES A PACT WITH THE DEAD BODY OF CTHULHU. [2] THIS, UNSUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, HAS NO EFFECT.

LALASA BECOMES AN UNDEAD ZOMBIE VAMPIRE. [4] BLOOOOOOD, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, MORE GENERIC UNDEAD ZOMBIE VAMPIRE SOUNDS HEEEEEEEEERE.

WOLFCHILD BECOMES A SHAMELESS PLUG CHARACTER. [1] THE FANS REACT SO BADLY TO THIS, THEY STORM IN AND CARRY WOLFCHILD OFF, TO THROW HER INTO A VOLCANO.

TOPHAT BECOMES REMURTHA'S LIEUTENANT. [3] HIS FIRST JOB IS DEALING WITH THAT MASSIVE STACK OF PAPERWORK. SIGH.

KJ TELEPORTS TO SOME RANDOM LOCATION. [4] HE SPREADS SOME IMPORTANT ITEMS ACROSS THE GLOBE AND ASSIGNS A SQUAD OF COMPETENT PEOPLE TO EACH ONE. NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT KAMEHAMEHOLE.

EOTYRANNUS MAKES HIMSELF LOOK BEAUTIFUL. [4] HE GAINS A FEW FANGIRLS.

TCM THROWS THE STOVE. [3] IT ENTERS SUBORBIT BUT FAILS TO HIT THE SPACE MOON STATION.

CHINK REQUESTS A BETTER NAME. [1] HE GETS CALLED JUSTIN BIEBER. ANGERED, HE TRIES TO SUMMON A <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> MUFFIN. [6] HE SUMMONS A <INSERT MACMUFFIN HERE>

OZARCK CONTINUES STABBING, FAILING TO REALISE THE HUMOUR IN BAD SPELLING. [5] HIS STABBING RIPS A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, AND HE ACTUALLY LANDS A FEW STABS ACROSS IT. KJ IS NOW LOOKING REALLY BAD.

FURTUKA CHASES AFTER KJ. [4] HE ENDS UP AT THE SPACE MOON STATION. TIME FOR A FINAL SHOWDOWN. PROBABLY.

CHEESECAKE GROWS A STOMACH AND CONSUMES EVERYTHING. [5] HE BECOMES THE CHEESECAKE ASCENDANT, GOD OF ALL CHEESECAKES. WHO CARES ABOUT THE VAST QUANTITY OF PEOPLE HE KILLED? HE'S A GOD NOW.

BOSS: KJ1225
STATUS: DIARREAH ROCKET (WHAT IS SPELLING), FACE PUNCHED, CRUSHED, CHEST STABBED, NO STOMACH ACID, KAMEHAMEHOLE, MORE CHEST STABS
KILLS: 9

[TopHat]

Do paperwork.
File done paperwork.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ascend through the levels to a higher Super Saiyan level to get a bonus to Dragonball Z attacks.
Use Instant Transmission to get to KJ's location.
Attack KJ with the Universal Spirit Bomb
If he survives, attack KJ with a Big Bang Kamehameha

[Lalasa]

LALASA TELEPORTS TO KJ1225 AND TRIES TO SUCK HIS BRAAAAINS!

[Eotyrannus]

Occupy self with gaining an army of chickens. Because they are LETHAL.

[Remuthra]

Steal kj's soul, and his macguffin.

[Xantalos]

Retroactively delete Games Workshop from existsence, preventing Eldar Gods from existing.