REMURTHA MAKES A PACT WITH THE ELDAR GODS. [6] HE BECOMES CTHULHU. THIS CAN ONLY END WELLL.
LORD SLOWPOKE SUMMONS THE ICE CREAM DEMON. [1] THE DEMON PROCEEDS TO EAT LORD SLOWPOKE. LORD SLOWPOKE DIES FROM BRAINFREEZE.
XANTALOS TRIES TO ACCEPT THE PACT THAT WAS ALREADY ACCEPTED. [1] THE ELDAR GODS USE THEIR ELDAR GOD POWERS TO TURN XANTALOS INTO A DEAD BODY.
ZANZETKUKEN GOES SUPER SAIYAN. [6] HE KAMEHAMEHAS KJ (STILL NOT ENOUGH TO KILL HIM, HE DOES LOOK PRETTY BANGED UP THOUGH) BUT CATCHES CTHULHU IN THE CROSSFIRE. THIS IS A GOOD THING DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
MR. NOCAMERA MAKES A PACT WITH THE DEAD BODY OF CTHULHU. [2] THIS, UNSUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, HAS NO EFFECT.
LALASA BECOMES AN UNDEAD ZOMBIE VAMPIRE. [4] BLOOOOOOD, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, MORE GENERIC UNDEAD ZOMBIE VAMPIRE SOUNDS HEEEEEEEEERE.
WOLFCHILD BECOMES A SHAMELESS PLUG CHARACTER. [1] THE FANS REACT SO BADLY TO THIS, THEY STORM IN AND CARRY WOLFCHILD OFF, TO THROW HER INTO A VOLCANO.
TOPHAT BECOMES REMURTHA'S LIEUTENANT. [3] HIS FIRST JOB IS DEALING WITH THAT MASSIVE STACK OF PAPERWORK. SIGH.
KJ TELEPORTS TO SOME RANDOM LOCATION. [4] HE SPREADS SOME IMPORTANT ITEMS ACROSS THE GLOBE AND ASSIGNS A SQUAD OF COMPETENT PEOPLE TO EACH ONE. NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT KAMEHAMEHOLE.
EOTYRANNUS MAKES HIMSELF LOOK BEAUTIFUL. [4] HE GAINS A FEW FANGIRLS.
TCM THROWS THE STOVE. [3] IT ENTERS SUBORBIT BUT FAILS TO HIT THE SPACE MOON STATION.
CHINK REQUESTS A BETTER NAME. [1] HE GETS CALLED JUSTIN BIEBER. ANGERED, HE TRIES TO SUMMON A <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> MUFFIN. [6] HE SUMMONS A <INSERT MACMUFFIN HERE>
OZARCK CONTINUES STABBING, FAILING TO REALISE THE HUMOUR IN BAD SPELLING. [5] HIS STABBING RIPS A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, AND HE ACTUALLY LANDS A FEW STABS ACROSS IT. KJ IS NOW LOOKING REALLY BAD.
FURTUKA CHASES AFTER KJ. [4] HE ENDS UP AT THE SPACE MOON STATION. TIME FOR A FINAL SHOWDOWN. PROBABLY.
CHEESECAKE GROWS A STOMACH AND CONSUMES EVERYTHING. [5] HE BECOMES THE CHEESECAKE ASCENDANT, GOD OF ALL CHEESECAKES. WHO CARES ABOUT THE VAST QUANTITY OF PEOPLE HE KILLED? HE'S A GOD NOW.
BOSS: KJ1225
STATUS: DIARREAH ROCKET (WHAT IS SPELLING), FACE PUNCHED, CRUSHED, CHEST STABBED, NO STOMACH ACID, KAMEHAMEHOLE, MORE CHEST STABS
KILLS: 9