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[ExKirby]

KJ IS CONFUSED AS TO WHAT HE DID. HE THEN PROTECTS THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [6] HE EATS THE MACGUFFIN. THIS MAKES IT VERY HARD TO OBTAIN BUT GIVES HIM TERRIBLE DIARREAH (WHAT IS SPELLING).

TCM GRABS HIS 8+1. [6] IT BECOMES AN 8±2. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ANY EFFECT ON GAMEPLAY.

FURTUKA TRIES TO FORGE THE ANTI-<INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [5] HE DOES SO. ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS MAKE IT TOUCH THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE> AND PROBLEM SOLVED. EXCEPT KJ HAS DIARREAH. MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE IT FOR A WHILE.

DERM TRIES TO STEAL THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [2] HE SEES KJ EAT IT, AND THINKS OTHERWISE.

REMURTHA HAD THE SAME IDEA AS DERM. [1] HE DIVES INTO KJ'S MOUTH. KJ USES HIS POWERS TO BITE REMURTHA'S HEAD CLEAN OFF. THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

CHINK EATS THE MCMUFFIN. [4] MAN, MCDONALDS CAN MAKE A QUALITY MUFFIN. BACK TO THE FIGHT.

MR. NOCAMERA WONDERS WHO TOOK HIS <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [4] HE FIGURES OUT IT WAS KJ. MAN, IF HE ONLY HAD SOME CAMERAS...

XANTALOS TRIES TO POSSESS THE <INSERT MACGUFFIN HERE>. [3] HE NOW POSSESSES A DELICIOUS MCMUFFIN.

EOTYRANNUS WALKS IN AND SAYS SOMETHING IN VERY POOR ENGLISH. [3] HE THEN EATS A RANDOM PASSER BY.

BOSS: KJ1225
STATUS: DIARREAH(WHAT IS SPELLING)
KILLS: 1

[Dermonster]

KILL KJ AND STEAL MCGUFFIN

[kj1225]

Call OP Demon minions!

[TCM]

Fire my 10...or maybe's it a 6....whatever I have now, shoot it at KJ.

[Remuthra]

Build a rival evil lair and set myself as another evil boss.

[Furtuka]

Feed Mercury based laxatives to KJ

[LordSlowpoke]

PASS BY IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK VIOLENTLY SELLING ICE CREAM

[Ozarck]

Stab Dermonster in the back!
Then stab kj1225 in the front!

[Chink]

NOW EAT THOUSAND REGULAR MUFFIN, BECOME GOD OF MUFFIN.

[Eotyrannus]

The random dinosaur happens to be a Procompsognathus with mild sedative venom that eats dung! The dinosaur eats the boss poo.

"numnumnumz moar plz"

[Mrnocamera]

Grabs a electric guitar and goes on a quest to find the lost macguffin!

[Person]

ATTEMPT HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON KJ. RETRIEVE MACGUFFIN IF SUCCESSFUL.

[Xantalos]

ENTICE BOSS TO EAT ME
POSSESS MCGUFFIN

[Krath]

REACH THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO STEAL MCGUFFIN FROM INSIDE BOSS

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Teleport Mcguffin into my hands.
Use Mcguffin to travel 1000 years into the future.
Use Mcguffin as a power source for a Starship.