Surprise update!
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Read coffee machine manual.
Make coffee.
Serve coffee.
(5)You have become a COFFEE MASTER! You gain +1 on a 2 or 3 for all coffee-related rolls.
(5)You make HYPER COFFEE! Drinking it grants Speed IV and Haste IV!
(1)You spill the coffee on the floor. Drat.
Edit: Now you just need to update the my lair status.
Summon a bipedal dragon army. Preferably one who's troops are the same size as the standard player character.
(5)You create an army of 10 Steve-sized bipedal dragons.
Will walls into existance
(4)Two walls appear out of nowhere!
Will walls into existance
Assist this
It seems that my powers of assistance exceed any other powers of my fortress self.
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(5)Obsidian walls appear out of nowhere!
Okay, because my hatrid levels are not high enough, I'll just burry the creepers under magma.
(1)You bury yourself in magma! Your self-hatred has reached a new level: Whiny Emo.
Damn, uh....Respawn, try to make it back to the house.
(5)You respawn with an extra 20 temporary hit points.
(6)You instantly teleport back to the house. Unfortunately, you created a portal that a zombie enters through. [1]The zombie targets the door instead of you, then wanders off.
Elephant, you dead? We haven't heard from you
Only bump threads if the last update was a few days ago, othrewise it is annoying.
Turn skeletons to Luketopia!
(5)
50% of skeletons are now neutral towards you.
25% of skeletons are now friendly towards you.
25% of skeletons still hate you.
Steal the resources from the resourceful place
(4)You gain 5 Resources!
A group of zombies is using dark magic to prevent night from ending!
Also, herobrine.