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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Steal the resources from the resourceful place

Uh...it's only called resourceful because the place is made out of the 'The Resources' item.  Seriously, you'll only be getting day 1 items if you try to raid there, and I am a bipedal enderdragon with an iron sword.

[Coolrune206]

Don't try to stop me, or I use the pick of destruction to explodify the mountain

[kj1225]

You're gonna do what to my mountain?

[Coolrune206]

Sorry, meant his shelter. Typing from a kindle fire.

[Elephant Parade]

So, don't expect updates for a while. There might be some, but don't get your hopes up.

[Coolrune206]

(Writing witty comment about necro, sees update) Damnit.

[BFEL]

(Writing witty comment about necro, sees update) Damnit.

Seriously, calm down with the bump thing. A bump reasonably happens when a thread is getting down to at very least the fourth or fifth page. A necro is when it is REALLY REALLY old. Like hasn't had an update in months. You're trying to "necro" a thread that gets updated every day.

[Elephant Parade]

Surprise update!

RRAAAGH
Read coffee machine manual.
Make coffee.
Serve coffee.

(5)You have become a COFFEE MASTER! You gain +1 on a 2 or 3 for all coffee-related rolls.
(5)You make HYPER COFFEE! Drinking it grants Speed IV and Haste IV!
(1)You spill the coffee on the floor. Drat.

Edit: Now you just need to update the my lair status.

Summon a bipedal dragon army.  Preferably one who's troops are the same size as the standard player character.

(5)You create an army of 10 Steve-sized bipedal dragons.

Will walls into existance

(4)Two walls appear out of nowhere!

Will walls into existance

Assist this

It seems that my powers of assistance exceed any other powers of my fortress self.
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(5)Obsidian walls appear out of nowhere!

Okay, because my hatrid levels are not high enough, I'll just burry the creepers under magma.

(1)You bury yourself in magma! Your self-hatred has reached a new level: Whiny Emo.

Damn, uh....Respawn, try to make it back to the house.

(5)You respawn with an extra 20 temporary hit points.
(6)You instantly teleport back to the house. Unfortunately, you created a portal that a zombie enters through. [1]The zombie targets the door instead of you, then wanders off.

Elephant, you dead? We haven't heard from you

Only bump threads if the last update was a few days ago, othrewise it is annoying.




Turn skeletons to Luketopia!

(5)

50% of skeletons are now neutral towards you.
25% of skeletons are now friendly towards you.
25% of skeletons still hate you.

Steal the resources from the resourceful place

(4)You gain 5 Resources!

A group of zombies is using dark magic to prevent night from ending! Also, herobrine.

[SOLDIER First]

Eh.
Clean up coffee.
Make more coffee.
Slowly and carefully serve coffeee to Creepers.

[wolfchild]

Secure fortress

[kj1225]

Take Skelly on an epic quest tomake the mountain home into the base of resistance against HIM.
This could go slightly different if this had mob talker on.

[Elephant Parade]

Take Skelly on an epic quest tomake the mountain home into the base of resistance against HIM.
This could go slightly different if this had mob talker on.

Who are you talking about, exactly?

[kj1225]

Herobrine. It's just bad luck to say a supernatural enemies name.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Send army to kill the person who stole resources from me.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Phew. Collect stuff from chest chest. Reinforce house/door/reinforcements. Make house impenetrable.