Screw it. Call up all my power, then just fling the destruction pick towards the mountain at spawn. If all goes well, then I should have alot of dirt and cobble.
(4)You call up all your power...
(2+1)And fling your pick towards... a bunch of cows next to the mountain? The pickaxe explodes in a burst of DESTRUCTION, annihilating (no items for you, destruction pick DESTROYS) the cows, along with nearby terrain.
Transplant self into river.
Grow.
(1)You transplant yourself onto stone floor! You are starting to wilt!
(4)You manage to grow despite being in a fortress and lacking any of the three things a plant needs! You have become an IMPOSSIBLE TREE!
SHITSHITSHIT. KILL THEM. ULTRA SWORD, GO!
(2)You fail to kill the... three zombies, I think? I'm working from memory here.
[4]Zombie A attacks you for 4 damage!
[3]Zombie B attacks with a glancing blow, inflicting 2 damage!
[5]Zombie C attacks with a mighty slam, inflicting 8 damage! Derp, first hit killed you, didn't notice. Whoops.
The items in your Chest Chest remain safe!
Promise the pigmen a realy nice nether fort if they go and kill the creepers. And direct lava into all the forests on the map.
So, you are all suddenly in the Nether, and no one cares?
(3)You promise the pigmen a nether cave. One goes and engages a creeper. [1]It is blown up. The pigmen are saddened to see the loss of one of their own, and they believe it to be your fault.
(4)You direct lava towards the creeper forest!
Declare Stone mansion capital of Luketopia and myself king of Luketopia.
(5)Some Zombies declare themselves to be your loyal subjects.
YES I DO!
Pick up the wall and move it into position in Mastahcheese's fort
(6)You place the wall down so hard that all the other walls fall over! Let's face it, this fortress will never have all the walls.
Wait...didn't I become the enderdragon? If you say I have fists then...I've become a bipedal dragon. Awesome.
Become a bipedal dragon permanently.
Go to my old base.
Unfold 'the resources' into a mountain with a cave.
Make that cave my base.
(Permanently in the sense I now respawn as one.)
(4)You become a bipedal Ender Dragon.
(6)You attempt to go inside your base, but accidentally destroy it due to being Ender Dragon-sized.
(6)You unload all of The Resources into the cave, including your resources not named The Resources.
(3)You demolish part of a nearby hill to show that this is YOUR TERRITORY!
Start gathering what I'll need for further expeditions into the Nether. Also mine for resorces and other things.
(1)You throw away your Flint & Steel. Like, seriously, why would you EVER need that for a Nether expedition?
(5)You obtain 10 Iron Ore, 10 Coal, and a Pumpkin that you find in a chest!
YES I DO!
Pick up the wall and move it into position in Mastahcheesefort
Fixed.
Grow catapults as shoulderpads!
I have become a fortress. Yes.
(2)You fail to do so. It would help if you collected XP Orbs.
Smelt iron.
Deconstruct current coffee machine.
Make new one.
Serve coffee to creepers.
(6)You smelt the iron so intensely that it is annihilated!
(6)You deconstruct the machine with such intensity that it is annihilated!
(1)You can't do that with no materials! Several nearby creepers laugh at you.
(6)You serve the creepers Imaginary Coffee! They are confused and insulted!
Have you done anything to provoke Wizards of the Coast lately?
BFEL (Impossible Tree)
Health: 7 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle, 10 Imagiron Ore
Base: Castle
Coolrune206
Health: 18
Inventory: 28 Wooden Planks, Crafting Table, Wooden Axe
Base: Wooden House
Dorisdorf
Health: 1
Inventory: 10 Indestructible Logs
Greenstarfanatic IS DEAD (Made of Chests)
Health: -
Former Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh, 32 Torches
Chest Chest: 428 Logs 24 Coal
Base: House
-Chest
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
kj1225
Health: 15
Armour: 0%
Former Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 3 Iron, Iron, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction, ULTRA IRON ARMOUR SET, 10 Coal, 10 Iron Ore, Pumpkin
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs
Base: Mountain
Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung, 20 Logs
Lukeinator (Zombie Emperor)
Health: 27 (20)
Inventory: 18 Logs, Stone Pickaxe, 7 ULTRA IRON BARS, ULTRA IRON SWORD, 2 Wooden Planks, 3 Sticks
Base: Stone Mansion
Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain]
Health: 20
Inventory: None
mastacheese (Fortress Spirit)
Health: 20
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
-Partially Missing Interior
-Missing Walls
-Collapsed Room
-Looks Nice
-Mentally Stable Catapult
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Ballista: Basic Wooden Ballista
Modifications: None
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe, 5 Bones, 5 Rotten Flesh, 5 String, 5 Arrows, 5 Gunpowder, Ender Pearl
XP: 30
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None
Sentinent Bowtie
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds, 116 Wooden Planks, 6 WONDER STICKS, ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE, 20 Coal
House: Cave
-Creepers Welcome
-Shoddy Furnace (56 Sand)
squidgen (Nether)
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow, Witherblade
Environmentalists: Angry
wolfchild
Health: 20
Former Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
-Furnace
-Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
-Solar Lights
-Tree x 2
-Reinforced Walls
Zanzetkuken
Health: 15
Inventory: None
Cave: 30 Saplings, 10 Apples, 50 The Resources, Potato, Iron Sword
Base: Hillside Cave
Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein
Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
-Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions