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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 78760 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #450 on: August 24, 2013, 10:27:15 pm »

Use 'The Resources' to build up the hillside into a grand castle.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #451 on: August 25, 2013, 12:07:18 pm »

Soz, but I'm just really enjoying how insane this RTD is.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #452 on: August 25, 2013, 11:17:22 pm »

AGH
Apologize for imaginary coffee and tell them there will be real coffee soon.
Mine more iron.
Smelt more glass.
Smelt iron too.
Make new coffee machine.
Serve coffee.

(1)The creepers are still angry at you.
(6)You mine a lot of iron! Unfortunately, it turns out you were mining a Giant Iron Creeper. The creepers are irritated. You get 20 Iron Ore.
(5)You obtain 56 Glass!
(3)You smelt 8 Iron!
(4)You make a Coffee Machine using 5 Iron and 3 Glass!
(2)You can't remember how to use a coffee machine.

DEMAND, that the walls stand back up
Assist this.
And see about collecting XP orbs.


(6)The action will automatically be a 6!
(1)You can't find any XP orbs!

DEMAND, that the walls stand back up

(4 6)All the walls stand up! They keep going up until they hit outer space! The roof is now only held up by BFEL's Tree!

Continue prep for making the Nether my new home.

(6)You decide that the best way to make the nether your home is to hack the game to make ghasts hate you! Challenge makes one stronger, after all.

Burry the creepers under a mountain of HATRID, LAVA and BLAZE RODS!! And give the pigmen some gold. There's got to be some in the overworldthatisnowthenetherbutstillhastreesandzombiesandstuffandthereusn'tenoughlavaIshouldfixthat.

(2)Your HATRED level is not yet enough to bury the mountain!
(4)You give the pigmen Imaginary Gold. They use it to craft Imagination Blades.

Walk pleasantantly towards mastahs base. Craft some picks on the Way.

Please bold your actions.

(6)You walk so pleasantly that you don't pay attention to your footing. You trip over a rock and fall on your face. You take 4 damage!
(6)You craft a WOODEN PICK OF DESTRUCTION!

Make some Zombie miners. Make others smiths. Have them make gear for an army

(6)You make Zombie miners, but you infuse them with too much life and they become Villagers. They run away from all the zombies.
(1)You attempt to smith a few zombies by throwing them into lava. It does not work.
(6)Your entire army puts on armour and wields weapons that don't exist! They drop all existing tools and weapons.

IMPOSSIBLY regenerate to full health.
IMPOSSIBLY become armored.
grow to truly IMPOSSIBLE size.


(2)Doing something like that would be IMPOSSIBLE!
(5)You gain 80% Armour!
(3)You grow a bit.

Use 'The Resources' to build up the hillside into a grand castle.

(5)You now have a Resourceful Hill Castle!

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Night is eternal. None shall stop it.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 11:44:43 pm by Elephant Parade »
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SOLDIER First

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #453 on: August 25, 2013, 11:18:55 pm »

RRAAAGH
Read coffee machine manual.
Make coffee.
Serve coffee.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #454 on: August 25, 2013, 11:34:10 pm »

Edit: Now you just need to update the my lair status.

Summon a bipedal dragon army.  Preferably one who's troops are the same size as the standard player character.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 08:17:22 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #455 on: August 25, 2013, 11:41:17 pm »

You skipped this.  This action is going to be repeated for this next turn.

Use 'The Resources' to build up the hillside into a grand castle.

Derp. I'll edit it in.
[Edit]The edit has been edited into existence.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 11:46:20 pm by Elephant Parade »
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wolfchild

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #456 on: August 26, 2013, 01:37:58 am »

Will walls into existance
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #457 on: August 26, 2013, 02:12:13 am »

Will walls into existance
Assist this

It seems that my powers of assistance exceed any other powers of my fortress self.
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squidgen

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #458 on: August 26, 2013, 07:13:03 am »

Okay, because my hatrid levels are not high enough, I'll just burry the creepers under magma.
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BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #459 on: August 26, 2013, 08:14:56 am »

IMPOSSIBLY regenerate to full health.
grow to truly IMPOSSIBLE size.


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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #460 on: August 26, 2013, 07:19:21 pm »

Elephant, you dead? We haven't heard from you
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #461 on: August 26, 2013, 07:20:49 pm »

Damn, uh....Respawn, try to make it back to the house.
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Lukeinator

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #462 on: August 26, 2013, 07:22:06 pm »

Elephant, you dead? We haven't heard from you
Only bump threads if the last update was a few days ago, othrewise it is annoying.




Turn skeletons to Luketopia!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #463 on: August 26, 2013, 08:18:05 pm »

Elephant, you dead? We haven't heard from you
Only bump threads if the last update was a few days ago, othrewise it is annoying.

I agree with Lukeinator's statement, in it's entirety.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #464 on: August 26, 2013, 08:41:33 pm »

Steal the resources from the resourceful place
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