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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #225 on: August 11, 2013, 08:19:05 pm »

Offer the Creeper Environmentalists a home in exchange for peaceful relations with anyone who has not previously harmed a creeper.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #226 on: August 11, 2013, 08:25:26 pm »

I think you missed my turn.

Do previous action. Attempt to find dungeon.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #227 on: August 11, 2013, 08:26:11 pm »

Should I divide the status by Pro-Creeper and Anti-Creeper? Because it seems that lots of people are taking sides.
EDIT: Cheesecake, I'll edit you into the last post. Check in a few minutes.
EDIT 2: Post edited!
« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 08:34:46 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #228 on: August 11, 2013, 08:37:59 pm »

BE LESS UNLUCKY GODDAMMIT
BE FRIEND TO MOBS (I WILL BE DA GODFATHER :P)
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #229 on: August 11, 2013, 09:02:28 pm »

Chop down trees. Make pick.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #230 on: August 11, 2013, 10:10:24 pm »

How did that work so perfectly?

Reinforce Reinfortress, and ready a call to arms! We'll have company soon.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #231 on: August 11, 2013, 11:51:39 pm »

Night has begun!

Turn iron into a pickaxe. Then mine the diamond and make a pick with those.

(4)You turn your remaining iron into a pickaxe.
(6)You hit the diamond so hard it goes flying through the rock a few kilometers away! Darn.
(6)You make your diamond into a pickaxe! You have to make a Miniature Pickaxe, since you only have one diamond. It'll probably break soon.
[1]Nothing is around. For now.

Will the creatures of the Nether to do battle with the creepers!

(3)The Zombie Pigmen will if they get attacked by the Creepers.
[3]A creeper approaches!

Run to the fort, punch dirt to repair the wall if neccisary

(1)You run towards the Creeper Forest!
(6)You upgrade the Creeper Barricade with dirt.
(5)20 Creepers rush at you from the forest!

Offer the Creeper Environmentalists a home in exchange for peaceful relations with anyone who has not previously harmed a creeper.

[Not all creepers are environmentalists, by the way.]
(3)They're not sure whether or not they want to accept.
[5]Ten Zombies approach!

I think you missed my turn.

Do previous action. Attempt to find dungeon.

[Sorry. Just in case you didn't notice, your last action was edited into the previous update.
(5)You find a dungeon! The spawner seems to be glitched out and not spawning anything. Inside the dungeon you find Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, and a Saddle!
[2]The spawner continues to be glitched.

BE LESS UNLUCKY GODDAMMIT
BE FRIEND TO MOBS (I WILL BE DA GODFATHER :P)


(6)You get ALL the luck. An admin notices and removes the luck.
(4)You befriend a Cow!
[5]Eight skeletons approach!

Chop down trees. Make pick.

(6)You demolish a portion of the forest. C.E. ALLEGIANCE STATUS: ENEMY. You gain 40 Logs.
(6)You craft all your wood into a giant pickaxe! You can't lift it. This total waste of precious natural resources angers the creepers even more!
[4]Six creepers charge you!

How did that work so perfectly?

Reinforce Reinfortress, and ready a call to arms! We'll have company soon.

(1)You demolish another wall.
(5)All actions to go to the fortress on the next turn receive +2 on a 2 or 3!
[4]A horde of monsters charges through the broken walls!

Quote
Sssss sss ssss...
Ssss ss!

(5)The Creeper Captain is summoned, along with 10 Creeper Minions! CREEPER ENVIRONMENTALISTS REMAINING: I FORGET + 10
(4)Sentient Bowtie is fully healed!
[1]Nothing happens to the creepers.

[2]Something is starting to happen...

[6]Whiny Admin reduces the stats of all mobs to near-zero! Ninja Admin notices, and reverts it back to what it was before. He does not know that it is on Ultra Mobs.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

7 minutes until day...

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If you say what enemies you're fighting in your post, my next update will be much easier since I won't have to go back and check.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2013, 01:34:34 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #232 on: August 11, 2013, 11:56:02 pm »

Retreat!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #233 on: August 11, 2013, 11:57:43 pm »

Repair Palace!!!!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #234 on: August 12, 2013, 12:05:31 am »

Kill all Creepers! Make a Ballista out of my logs and shoot logs at them!
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The Derail Thread

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #235 on: August 12, 2013, 01:03:44 am »

Loot! Hack in fish to tame cat.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #236 on: August 12, 2013, 04:51:03 am »

Install Thaumcraft 3 Mod and Ars Magica mods in the server!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #237 on: August 12, 2013, 06:15:38 am »

Kill all Creepers! Make a Ballista out of my logs and shoot logs at them!

I read this as "make a Ballista out of my LEGS and shoot LEGS at them!" :P

Also I think at this point I should get a +1 to befriending mobs, other people getting bonuses in line with their "specialty"
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #238 on: August 12, 2013, 07:58:14 am »

Find more diamond and mine that. Then make a pick out of the mined diamond. After that get more obsidian.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #239 on: August 12, 2013, 07:59:41 am »

Bash down the creeper baracade!
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