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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #210 on: August 11, 2013, 01:08:06 pm »

As soon as I'm out of range, build a wooden house. A Fairly large one, at that. Make a Workbench, Some chests, and...Yeah, that's it. Put all of my wood in one of the chests so I don't lose it.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #211 on: August 11, 2013, 01:25:49 pm »

Punch the ground so hard it opens a rift to the Nether. Run away FAST.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #212 on: August 11, 2013, 03:10:40 pm »

Punch trees. Make pick. Dig
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #213 on: August 11, 2013, 03:32:11 pm »

Respawn in Mastahcheese's fortress.
Lead creepers inside.


Just keep them away from my tree. We're on good(ish) terms

FOCUS SO HARD I REGENERATE.
BE WOLVERINE (The X-men version, not the fuzzy version)
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #214 on: August 11, 2013, 04:36:59 pm »

Also, were all my ghasts are? I think i summoned ALL of them... So nether is empty and overworld is full...
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #215 on: August 11, 2013, 04:49:29 pm »

Run away from the fort as far as I can, and DETONATE.

Myself, not my fort, people are using that.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #216 on: August 11, 2013, 05:09:11 pm »

Apologize once again to the Creeper Envirnmentalists.
Make stairs out of IMAGINATIONITE as to not anger them.
Make house out of environmentally friendly materials as to, again, not anger them.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #217 on: August 11, 2013, 05:20:33 pm »

Construct castle AROUND cave ruins this time.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #218 on: August 11, 2013, 05:33:14 pm »

oh dear i typoed and it bit me, eh mell

Log in using my laptop, appologize about the coal
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #219 on: August 11, 2013, 07:40:14 pm »

Mine some iron and then make an iron and then look for diamonds. obtain diamonds and then make a diamond pick before gathering obsidian.

(3)You obtain 5 Iron Ore.
(5)You make the Iron! Use it with an ironing board if you ever need to iron something.
(4)You find diamond ore, but you can't break it with your iron! However, there is a chest with a diamond in it. You mark down the location of the ore for later. You gain 1 diamond!
(4)You find some obsidian in a chest. You get 4 Obsidian!

Yay I edited the map!

Respawn. Convert the roof of all caves on where there is currently people onto sand.

(3)You respawn with 15 health.
(5)You make all stone into sand. The game crashes, and is rebooted. You are made of sand.

Respawn in Mastahcheese's fortress.
Lead creepers inside.


(1)You spawn inside your palace. You lead the creepers in. This does not end well. You take 15 damage from explosions!

As soon as I'm out of range, build a wooden house. A Fairly large one, at that. Make a Workbench, Some chests, and...Yeah, that's it. Put all of my wood in one of the chests so I don't lose it.

(4)You build a decent-sized wood house using 64 Logs.
(4)You make the workbench and chests using wood left over from the construction of the house.
(6)You put all the wood in a chest. Including the wood from the house, and the wooden crafting table and chests. Including the chest itself. The game crashes from the paradox and is reboots.
ed. Your chest is a chest!

Punch the ground so hard it opens a rift to the Nether. Run away FAST.

(5)You open a portal to the nether that you can close with a thought.
(5)You escape to a safe distance away.

Punch trees. Make pick. Dig

(2)You fail to punch the trees.
(2)You are unable to make a pick out of air.
(3)You dig down a block.

Respawn in Mastahcheese's fortress.
Lead creepers inside.


Just keep them away from my tree. We're on good(ish) terms

FOCUS SO HARD I REGENERATE.
BE WOLVERINE (The X-men version, not the fuzzy version)


(2)Nope.
(1)You are now unable to naturally regenerate health!

Run away from the fort as far as I can, and DETONATE.

Myself, not my fort, people are using that.


(5)You create a massive explosion! You are propelled back to the safety of your fort. The creepers in the forest you ran to are not so lucky.
63 CREEPER ENVIRONMENTALISTS REMAINING

Apologize once again to the Creeper Envirnmentalists.
Make stairs out of IMAGINATIONITE as to not anger them.
Make house out of environmentally friendly materials as to, again, not anger them.

(5)You are now second-in-command of the creepers!
 -You may now explode at will!

oh dear i typoed and it bit me, eh mell

Log in using my laptop, appologize about the coal

(5)You have logged in so well that your main computer is no longer locked! Good thing, since your laptop lags.
(2)He won't listed to you. He doesn't re-kick you, but he hates you now.

Construct castle AROUND cave ruins this time.
(6) You demolish the entire cave ruins. Oops.

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Sssss...
(6)The creepers finish the summoning! The captain explodes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Night 2, 7 1/2 minutes until day...
Map? Why on earth would there be a map here? NOBODY DESERVES A MAP. Except me. I have a map, but you don't get to see it.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 08:28:22 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #220 on: August 11, 2013, 07:44:01 pm »

Turn iron into a pickaxe. Then mine the diamond and make a pick with those.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #221 on: August 11, 2013, 07:44:51 pm »

If I explode, will I die?
If I can explode infinitely without death, explode anyone hostile to the Creeper Environmentalists.
If I die upon exploding, offer again to build shelter for them out of stone.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #222 on: August 11, 2013, 08:02:14 pm »

Will the creatures of the Nether to do battle with the creepers!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #223 on: August 11, 2013, 08:07:53 pm »

Run to the fort, punch dirt to repair the wall if neccisary
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #224 on: August 11, 2013, 08:17:00 pm »

If I explode, will I die?
If I can explode infinitely without death, explode anyone hostile to the Creeper Environmentalists.
If I die upon exploding, offer again to build shelter for them out of stone.

Hmm... You'll take 10 damage upon exploding. This can be reduced as you level up. If I add leveling up. You'll also gain new skills.
To everyone else: Don't worry, you'll all get skills.
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