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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2013, 12:19:40 am »

You know what?

Use BFEL as a block to patch the wall with, then go on a creeper rampage.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2013, 12:20:22 am »

FUCK THIS SHIT! GO BUTCHER WHATEVER THE FUCK I CAN SEE!

Sorry, I've gotten bored playing this so just suicide me or whatever. Really sorry.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 09:16:41 am by Gamerlord »
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #197 on: August 11, 2013, 02:31:57 am »

Make a castle in my cave.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #198 on: August 11, 2013, 07:08:50 am »

You know what?

Use BFEL as a block to patch the wall with, then go on a creeper rampage.

HEY! That's not cool man. I mean shit I know I broke your wall and stuff, but at least it was from incompetence instead of malice.
Also the Creepers are our friends now...ish

AVOID BEING WALL.
Climb mah treehouse and sleep in mah leaf hammock
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #199 on: August 11, 2013, 07:11:43 am »

THERE IS NO WRONG JUNGLE, ONLY THE WRONG PEOPLE IN THE JUNGLE. THE ONLY RIGHT PERSON IN THAT JUNGLE IS ME. ALL OTHERS GET WITHERED COW DUNG IN THE FACE OR EQUIVALENT.

also chop it down
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #200 on: August 11, 2013, 08:43:12 am »

fill the area with landmines.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #201 on: August 11, 2013, 09:15:29 am »

Respawn.
Apologize again to creeper environmentalists, and offer shelter in exchange for not killing me.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #202 on: August 11, 2013, 09:20:47 am »

Create a water bucket, put water over Anvil, go down swimming in the water (Breathign air from outside), then convert the river in TNT.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #203 on: August 11, 2013, 09:35:32 am »

Make wood pick. Dig a cave for me.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #204 on: August 11, 2013, 09:46:12 am »

Make wood pick. Dig a cave for me.

PICK! DIG A CAVE FOR ME!....Why aren't you responding pick?....Don't be like that baby....just because I was eyeing shovel....you know I only love you right?....
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #205 on: August 11, 2013, 10:22:47 am »

Make wood pick. Dig a cave for me.

PICK! DIG A CAVE FOR ME!....Why aren't you responding pick?....Don't be like that baby....just because I was eyeing shovel....you know I only love you right?....
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #206 on: August 11, 2013, 10:48:33 am »

Lock back in, appologize

(6)You do such a good job of locking your computer that you are unable to unlock it!

Smuggle wood out of the forest. Replant the sapling I'll probably get in a smiley face pattern.

(4)You smuggle 40 Logs without being noticed.
(6)You plant a sapling in your underground base. Its branches spread throughout your underground tunnels, blocking them off.

YES. GOOD. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. While running, convert Logs to Wood.

(4)You do a skilled leap over the barricade and continue running.
(3)You slow down in order to convert the Logs to Wooden Planks.

Create sapling launcher. Shoot saplings at the creepers. Burn the forest.

(4)You build the Sapling Bow.
(4)You fire saplings at the environmentalist horde, defeating 5 of them.
(6)You burn the forest! Wait, you realize. You burned kj1225's giant tree, not the creeper forest.

You know what?

Use BFEL as a block to patch the wall with, then go on a creeper rampage.

(3)You manage to cram him into the wall, but it doesn't do much good. BFEL takes 3 damage!
(1)You suffer 10 damage from creeper explosions. In addition, you have attracted the wrath of the creepers.

FUCK THIS SHIT! GO BUTCHER WHATEVER THE FUCK I CAN SEE!

Sorry, I've gotten bored playing this so just suicide me or whatever. Really sorry.

[Okay. You can always come back later, if you want.]
(1)You butcher yourself. Whoops. [This is seriously what the dice rolled. Talk about good luck.]

Make a castle in my cave.

(6)You accidentally destroy the cave walls in the making of your castle.

You know what?

Use BFEL as a block to patch the wall with, then go on a creeper rampage.

HEY! That's not cool man. I mean shit I know I broke your wall and stuff, but at least it was from incompetence instead of malice.
Also the Creepers are our friends now...ish

AVOID BEING WALL.
Climb mah treehouse and sleep in mah leaf hammock


(4)You get out of the wall. [Yeah, I should've had a 3v4 on mastahcheese's turn. Sorry.]
(3)You just can't seem to fall asleep.

THERE IS NO WRONG JUNGLE, ONLY THE WRONG PEOPLE IN THE JUNGLE. THE ONLY RIGHT PERSON IN THAT JUNGLE IS ME. ALL OTHERS GET WITHERED COW DUNG IN THE FACE OR EQUIVALENT.

also chop it down

(6)You hit a creeper with the dung. It turns to face you, along with the other 4 creepers nearby.
(4)However, you do manage to chop down enough trees to gain 20 logs.

fill the area with landmines.

(6)You start by placing a landmine underneath your foot. Oops. It explodes, and you die.

Respawn.
Apologize again to creeper environmentalists, and offer shelter in exchange for not killing me.


(6)You point them towards Gamerlord's recently vacated house. They go there, and fall into the basement. Thinking it's a trick, they are now angry at you.

Create a water bucket, put water over Anvil, go down swimming in the water (Breathign air from outside), then convert the river in TNT.

(2)Nope!
(4)You drop the anvil in the river.
(4)You start swimming in the river.
(4)The river is converted to TNT. It explodes, killing you. Ninja Admin starts filling the now much larger river with buckets.

Make wood pick. Dig a cave for me.

(1)You waste... no materials at all? You didn't even have logs!
(2)With your fist? Nope.

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Sssss!
(3)The creepers start the summoning of the Creeper Environmentalist Captain.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 2, 1 minute until night...
93 CREEPER ENVIRONMENTALISTS REMAINING
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kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #207 on: August 11, 2013, 10:56:59 am »

Mine some iron and then make an iron and then look for diamonds. obtain diamonds and then make a diamond pick before gathering obsidian.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #208 on: August 11, 2013, 12:06:26 pm »

Yay I edited the map!

Respawn. Convert the roof of all caves on where there is currently people onto sand.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 12:44:58 pm by Sarzael »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #209 on: August 11, 2013, 12:37:30 pm »

Respawn in Mastahcheese's fortress.
Lead creepers inside.
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