Sorry, I started up Roll for Brains, and then I got addicted to playing Liberal Crime Squad. Which, now that I think about it, would only need some adjustments to make a ROLL TO CONVERT video game
Give my followers training in hand to hand combat and self defense. Let the golem sleep for now.
(3) Your followers dream of Bruce Lee killing people.
(5) Your followers travel until they see the village, (2) then bandits chase them.
Holy Book: An Account of the Matyrdom of the Prophet of Odessy
Sacred Animals: Birds of Prey
Followers: 1 historian and his family of 10 + 2 servants, an eagle, 10 exiled villagers
Enemies: The Followers of the God of Sleep
Party People
A village that worships Gamel, god of celebrations
Zarut
Lupus: endow weasels with the divine power to make things explode at will.
Evil Wolves: hunt down individual wolves from the dire wolf pack, mutilate and defile their corpses to strike fear into their fellows.
Bear: release converted salmon, find some honeycombs to devour. Convert bees if they're around.
Dog-Prophet: obtain squirrel slaves through magical powers.
Weasels: convert all the weasels of the area. Use divine powers if they're obtained.
Salmon: convert other salmon. And lampreys, if they're around.
Survivalist Apprentice: become a man through frontier lifestyle.
(6) The weasels gain the power to make humongous explosions at will. (5) Surprisingly, the weasels are smart enough to not practice it nearby other weasels.
(4) Your wolves head off to ambush lone wolves. (2) They don't find any.
(3) Your bear heads off to get some honey, ignoring your command to convert bees. (1) The bees sting the bear to death.
(6) Your dog-prophet obeys, with the heretical notion of setting himself up as a squirrel emperor or even a squirrel-god. (4) He enslaves 3 squirrels.
(1) The weasels decide instead to test out their explosive powers. (4) A part of the forest is scorched timbers
(5) The salmon decides to convert the other fish. (2) Sadly, the other fish are nowhere to be found.
(5) Your teenage apprentice decides to become a man. (5) He lives a frontier livestyle.
Holy Book:Holy Testament of Barkety-Woof
Followers: 1 Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing who can make squirrel's do his will and has dreams of becoming the emperor of squirrels adopted by an insane stuttering beaten former teenage apprentice who has a side business selling the stuff his dog draws and who can destroy objects with song, but has lost his voice and has now taken to the woods and is living the frontier lifestyle.
38 smart evil wolves
1 salmon
5 weasels who can make gigantic explosions
Enemies: Wolf worshipers of ARwhoooooooo!
Wait until the village wakes up. Force them to convert if they want barbiturates.
(6) The villagers wake up angry cause they haven't had caffiene. (6) They all convert, but you suspect it wasn't sincere. Then you get hit in the face with a pie.
Alternate Title: Old Spice Guy
Holy Dance: Walking the Dinosaur
Followers: 1 sleeping prophet (+1 to combat), 5 sleeping men holding torches and pitchforks (+1 to combat), one reluctant sleeping household
1 village addicted to barbiturates and insincere about the faith
Imbue 24 of my followers with super-strength.
(4) you succeed.
Followers:
1 old nearsighted strong farmer prophet
24 super strong people.
An entire town of 422 people
Gay artist: Make figurines, holy symbols, and the like for shrines and to be carried by my followers. Order the slave girls to gather resources for these projects. Convert them through kindness.
35 people assist the artist in the making of divine images.
5 people follow and assist the well endowed prophetess. Become priest class.
Prophetess of the Image: continue converting people. Begin training the priest class
Holy Boobies: Alight on Prophetess of the Image
Lich: convert any undead / magic users / unnatural beings in the region.
Boobs: Endow followers (and only followers) who carry my symbols with +1 protection against actions of other gods.
Explore my town and the region. Send forth animals in pairs to my followers: two male chickens to my artist, granting +1 to production of Holy Relics / Images /Books, 2 female cats to each of the priestly caste granting +1 to holy rites (especially those that return power to me.)
two Pheonixes to the Lich, granting +1 to life magic. 2 beavers to each laborer, granting +1 to construction / food production. 2 deer t othe nursing mother, to communicate indirectly with me so as not to drive her mad (also, through this try to convert her to my side), and to give +1 to protection and growth related issues.
(5) Your gay artist complies. (4) he makes several objects for use. (3) The slave girls help slightly, but aren't that helpful. (5) They also are converted.
(6) The townspeople also assist. (1) The gay artist gets pissed, because they're are 40 people in his 2 room studio trying to help. He would leave in a huff, if he could get to the door. Also some of his art gets knocked off tables and destroyed.
(2) 5 people go to a bar.
(6+2) Your prophetess converts the entire village except for the cult of chastity and purity, who are now angry.
(5) Lich complies. (1) it gets attacked by a mob of angry farmers with torches and pitchforks.
(1) Your followers receive medallions marking them as followers.
(6) A mob shows up led by 5 fathers, asking if they could please have their daughters back as they are sure that there was a misunderstanding and they don't want any trouble to occur.
(1) you send animals to your followers. They are angry and attack your followers. (4,3,5,3,3) You lose 20 villagers and the mother is injured.
The town is a riverside town halfway between a major city, and Trevnoc's capital at Chelibah. It's a stopping point for merchants between the two cities, and is famous for its strict laws enforced by the Cult of chastity who allow marriage between any two things but condemn adultery, divorce, and intercourse before marriage.
Followers: 1 gay artist
1 prophetess with two boobies (the bird) adding +1 to persuasion
20 people
the town governor
300 people
1 lich
* Continue convertin *
(2) The Bat-prophet was too busy beating up thugs to convert.
Followers: The Batprophet
5 converts
Allow the name to be changed to Khornwot, grant those going to the village speed, and try to quietly convert someone in the new town with my godly powers so as to have someone on the inside
The village is renamed Khornwot. (4) speed is granted to the villagers on their way to the other town. (4+1) They make quick progress, and are now 1.5 days away from the village.
Followers:
1 prophet
23 villagers
8 villagers with bows
(Journeying South)
1 villager
5 followers with no sense of touch
2 villagers with bows and no sense of touch
Send them to the town. Also make all the heathen villagers deaf.
(5) Your followers obey. (6) They make the 2 day journey in 1 day, but will need to rest the next turn. (5) The heathen villagers all become deaf.
CONVERSION BATTLE!!!!!
GWG's
vs.
BeforeLifer's
20 members of the town watch
10 members of the town watch
10 town watch wives
20 town watch wives
(1 vs. 3) GWG loses 10 members of the town watch to Beforelifer's converts halfhearted conversion attempts
(1 vs. 2)
GWG loses 0 town watch wives to BeforeLifer's nonexistent conversion attempts.
Prophet: Preach, converting townsfolk, with the help of the fact that she has actually been healing people and that her god has been acting as basically a superhero. Also testify in the lawyers' case (see below).
On'Li: Continue catching crooks and such. Focus on the poorer areas of town.
On'Li: Perform some annoying prank on...whatever unnamed god LordSlowpoke is.
On'li: Wonder why his prophet is still listed as a "prostitute".
Guild Leaders: Invite the Mayor or Town Council or whatever to a meal.
Town Watch: Convert wives. Please. Also, convert coworkers.
Town Watch's Wives: Convert friends, husbands, and servants.
Assorted Townspeople: Begin organizing the healing efforts to make them more efficient and more widely-known.
Lawyers: Begin a class action lawsuit revealing the horrible working and living conditions of the prostitutes in Zarut-supported brothels.
To, quote, "fuck over" Zarut, offer his craftsmen double their current salaries if they convert to On'Li. Or otherwise convert them.
On'Li: Openly criticize Zarut for killing people in order to harm me.
(2) Your prophet continues to nap.
(2,4) Your prophet fails to find any criminals, Causes LordSlowpoke to get hit in the face with a pie, and changes his prophet's status to former prostitute.
(2) The guild leaders are too busy doing guild business.
(3) The townspeople make slow progress on the organizing front, partly because they are falling sick to a plague.
(3) The lawyers file the suit. Then they wait.
(4,4) On'li converts half of Zarut's craftsmen, then criticizes Zarut. Opinion of Zarut goes from HATEFULto REALLY HATEFUL.
Followers: 1 former prostitute, now prophet
30 in guild leadership
30 townspeople
10 members of the town watch
10 wives of the town watch
6 craftsmen
2 lawyers
Enemies: Zarut
Healers
Townsfolk: Use the religious flair to convert people.
Town watch wives: Convert the rest of there husbands.
Town watch wives servants: Convert those that they meet while doing the menial tasks they get burdened with.
Town watch: Convert the rest of their coworkers.
Zarut:Spread a plague that only followers of On'li can contract.
(5) townspeople go out and convert. (5-1) 10 new converts
(3) the servants try and convert other servants. (4-1) the other servants no longer dislike Zarut.
(5) A plague begins to infect On'li's followers
Holy Book: Done. Mediocre, awaiting final installment of money
Followers:
1 teacher
6 workers
10 housewives
5 craftsmen
15 thugs
10 townspeople
20 members of the town watch
10 former wives of the town watch
10 servants having affairs with the town watch's wives
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li
All religious priests
Goddess of Wind and Pity
The god of Magic and Disease
(1) The town watch discovers that their wives are having an affair with their servants! (6) 10 kill their servants and wives in a rage, (2) 10 don't really care, and (5) divorce their wives and kill the servants.
(2,1) A crowd gathers at the temple of magic and disease. A mob led by priests of the goddess of wind and pity searches for followers of zarut to kill. (1) 10 die after being separated and killed by Zarut's thugs.
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