Fonzor, not Fonzie...note to self, don't expect people to google strange names. Instead, link the first time!
I did google it though! But I only watched a bit before assuming that Donzor was a rip-off of Fonzor who was a rip-off of Fonzie, and making the turn. I do think that your skill is more interesting than it would be otherwise
But if you really want me to change it, just ask.
I'd just roll with it, Donzie. You're just doing a slightly different type of magic, the magic of love. 
Don't make me Arcane Lance you.
Also don't make me look up...nastier Dragon Age spells to use spells with the same name of...
((Look at it this way, you can't fail a roll based around fixing jukeboxes, and isn't that more useful than any silly old arcane lance? :3
No, especially since it's untrue.
Eh, sure, it may not be true, factually, but I'm sure that if the situation occurred, Borno would be more than willing to fudge your roll a little.
This too!
Smile for the camera even though Cheesecakes have no mouths, per se.
[3]
You try to smile, but realise that you can't! AAAAA--oh wait you don't have a mouth. You feel that your brief panic may have amused some people at the very least, for whatever that's worth.
Start the search for the puzzle in this room(tap tap)
[5+1]
Your quick-thinking mind realises that the puzzle in the room must be the door! Of course, that's the only answer! You hurry over to the door, before anyone else realises this, bef--KADUNK. You trip over on something you swear wasn't there before and are sent tumbling downwards into darkness. Hmm, maybe the real puzzle is how to get out of the trap-door made to get people trapped?
[2]
[2]
You're a bit dazed from the fall, but still look around. There... Doesn't seem to be anything in here at all. You're kind of disappointed, there was a real chance for a good puzzle in here. You do, however, hear an odd sound becoming louder. It sounds kind of like someone jumping up and down on a sheet of metal.
Take out my Dual Clubs, spin them, and Whack Cheesecake Man over the head with them!
[2v4]
You take out your clubs, spins them, loses balance and go tumbling down to the floor. Several onlookers laugh at you.
"Hm... Well, best get cracking." Cracking his knuckles, Leigh works on deconstructing the steel around him into sheets, with the help of his over-sized spanner and the C.O.G. device. Then turn such material into plating for his engineering suit.
[3]
[3]
You crack your knuckles adequately. Then you get stuck in, but the job's more difficult than you thought. Some 30 seconds later you stand, panting, almost done but not quite.
Use fluffy Velociraptor leap. Spread wings and glide onto the cheesecake. Devour face. Avoid place where guy is showing off then using clubs.
[3+2]
You do a fluffy leap, doing flips and twirls in the air while you're at it. You glide at a medium pace, not too fast to hurt you, but not to slow to not hurt the enemy.
[3+1v2]
You land viscously yet gracefully, tearing out a large portion of the cheesecake's face(?) before strategically retreating to eat the piece you ripped off.
"... This is going to be interesting."
Get behind any cover, make some if nessacary (Flip over tables, etc), then observe what the others do.
[5]
There isn't any cover, so you rip some metal sheets out of the floor and form a surprisingly good base. A nearby engineer guy stares at you with awe and possible jealousy in his eyes.
[6]
You observe the others, and manage to notice a guy charging towards you with a sword. Not good. With a cry, you rip your base right out of the floor, and chuck it towards him.
[2]
As you rip it out, you notice a slight hissing noise. That can't be good.
[4+2v1]
The pieces of metal crash into the poor guy and he explodes into a shower of gore. Ouch.
Determine if my magic works by attempting to use Rock Armor.
[6-3]
[10]
You summon some rock armour. It's mediocre at best, but it'll do. You feel yourself improving at rock magic, and think that you can call yourself an
Amateur Rock-o-mancer!
Antoine turns to Ivan, adjusting his suit's jacket slightly.
"My apologies, but I've no desire to kill that... 'bolshevik', at the moment, at least. Enjoy yourselves though."
He begins to examine the room for any of the secrets the announcer mentioned.
[2]
Nope. You see none. Or at least, none that are obvious. You're kind of disappointed, there was a real chance for a good puzzle in here.
[4] [5]
Suddenly, out of the holes created by Alexi flood some odd... cats. They vary in shape and size, but there's no mistaking the pure hatred in their eyes. The hissing continues. Some red lights flash.
Name: Jargon Paris
Current Items: Computer, I-pad and a fork
Health: 5/5
Status:
Dazed- -1 to rolls (1)Bonus:
Weird office place
Penalty: Just an office worker
Name: Gamzee Makara
Current Items: Bottle of Faygo, Pair of Juggling Clubs
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
Nigh unkillable
Penalty: Insane
Name: Ivan Herosotsky
Current Items: Russian Aristocratic Robes, Broadsword, Pistol, 1/2 Bottle of Vodka
Health: 5/5
Status:
DEADBonus:
Passionately hate BolsheviksPenalty:
Passionately hate Bolsheviks.
Name: Leigh Marsh
Current Items: Engineer suit, welding mask, over-sized spanner, C.O.G.
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
Accomplished engineerPenalty:
Overprotective of your invention
Name: Bob
Current Items: Fake glasses, false moustache
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
VelociraptorPenalty:
On the food chain
Name: Alexei Risovat
Current Items: AK47, olive hoodie, makarov
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
Badass fighterPenalty:
Troubled past.
Name: Cheesecake Man
Current Items: Spandex suit, The Bakinator, The Killy Ray gun, cape
Health: 3/5
Status:
Ripped Face- -2 to diplomacy rolls! (3)Bonus:
Feed off sufferingPenalty:
Feed off you
Name: Antoine DeMarco
Current Items: Pinstripe suit, light pistol, switch blade.
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
ClassPenalty:
Gentleman
Name: Donzor
Current Items: Black Green Leather Robe, T-Shirt Oversized Belt, Spellbook, Sneakers
Health: 5/5
Status: Average
Bonus:
Ladies manPenalty:
Jealous Ex or two.[/b]
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