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In an alternate universe, I'm a magical bear.
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I vomited on a hobo. Twice.
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ALBRECHT WEAR PRETTY DRESSES WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING
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I sold a giant cow carcass to a tavern once.
(This same thing will happen with anyone else who's in the area and does the same thing, and will possibly retroactively happen simultaneously, but I'm doing this now so that stuff happens and everyone knows what's up.)
Betty takes your waivers, teaches everyone the secret knock, then listens one-by-one as everyone whispers their secrets in her ear. Once the last secret has been told, she leads you down a flight of stairs to a large door with many locks on it. She puts keys in five of them, kisses one, sticks a finger in another, and whispers something inaudible to last one. The door opens with a loud creak, and she gestures you in.
After you all go through, she closes the door after you, and your eyes spend several seconds adjusting to the dim light of the Fungeon. When you are able to see well enough again, you notice four tunnels ahead of you which, while they don't have any signs near them, they do have symbols drawn next to them that my indicate what they are.
The first tunnel on the right has somewhat rough walls and ceiling, but a paved floor, and seems to have torches rather far apart but close enough that all parts of it are at least dimly lit. Next to it, there is a simply picture of a ship with an equally simple squid below it.
The second tunnel from the right was a well-paved floor and stone brick cover the walls and ceiling as well framing its entrance. The whole way seems to be very well lit. On one of the bricks there is a simple picture of three houses together, as well as a smiling face beneath.
The tunnel to the left of that also has a simple picture of houses, except there are only two instead of three, and they are separated instead of together; underneath this is a simple picture of a cloak. This tunnel is rough all around, with torches spread so far apart that some stretches of it are completely without light.
The final tunnel on the far left is completely rough and without light. Next to it is a crude picture of a dick. You're not sure if this is just graffiti or actually symbolic of what it contains.