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[Gamerlord]

((Awesome. Um. Do we have a mission or something?))

Go hunting for people who need help.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: LOOT THE GIANT.

[Kadzar]

((Awesome. Um. Do we have a mission or something?))

Go hunting for people who need help.

Abrecht and Cyrni are receiving a quest from a back alley quest-giver, though they haven't actually accepted it yet.

Churar: LOOT THE GIANT.

(*Buttering the rolls*) You search the giant for loot and find he had nothing on him but a loincloth. Maybe if you were one the gods in the days of yore you could turn his blood into tokens -wait! We're supposed to be operating on dream logic here-

You open up a hatch in the giant's torso that knew would be there, and climb inside. It's a bit more spacious than you would have thought from looking at the outside if you were capable of paying attention to this sort of thing in your current state. The interior is quite boxy, and in the center there is a chair with several controls next to it. When you sit in the chair and operate some of the controls, you feel like the room has shifted upright, and from the veiwscreen you can see that you are now several feet off the ground, and also piloting the headless body of a dead giant if you didn't get that already.

[Gamerlord]

Do previous action.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: RAMPAGE ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE.

[IcyTea31]

(*Old Man River / That Old Man River / He just keeps rolling along*) You successfully fall unconscious and enter Dreamscape.

Your father has died. Everyone is really sad, but your grandma is crying really loudly, so your mother asks you to spread some jam on her head to calm her. You do as she says, but your grandma is still being very loud, so you spread the jam over more of her until you've covered her in a cocoon of jam.

You see the jam cocoon is squirming, and after a few seconds your grandma emerges as a cat. As the cat starts bounding around the room you see that she is capable of flight. So you do the only logical thing and grab your grandma-cat's back paw as she flies off to what in your mind you think of as Paris but is actually just some guy's basement.

The guy who owns this basement/Paris asks if you want to play, and you say yes and you do, except it's co-op and you're playing as Link from Zelda, though you don't notice this as being different from normal.

Suddenly a dragon appears flying overhead, and you use your clawshot to jump onto it's back. You stab it repeatedly with your sword and it dies and falls to the ground with you riding on it's back. As it turns back into a skeleton, you absorb its dragon soul into your sword.

See if my sword has obtained any ability to yell words of power. Also, wonder why I am so proficient with a sword, when I normally fight with axechucks.

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

I have been disloyal to the ways of Randomancy in the past. From now on, I will roll for any ethical and moral questions that emerge.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Jick
Race: 50% Tengu, 50% Watermelon
Class: Randomancer
Co-op role: Buffs/Debuffs

Stranth: 7
A-gel-ity: 11
Tuffness: 9
Intellielegance: 27
Wisserom: 15
Charazma:4

Equipment:
A pair of Axechucks
Semi-Frommal Clothing
Ring of Ouchies: Increases weapon damage by 27.
10 pinecones
Plenty of room for some Phat Lute

Active Abilieties:
Galaportation: Transports self and up to 27 kilograms of matter to the nearest award ceremony of any kind.
Flash Frost: Enemy is covered in frosting (strawberry flavour), taking 30 points of Dignity damage and slowing it's movements for 3 rounds.
Play 'Possum: Aggro is drawn off the user of this ability.

Passive Abilieties:
Stop helping/hurting me: All buff and debuff abilieties cast on this character are only 50% effective.

Bio: Who cares about character bios in an RPG anyway?
Appearance: Ditto.
Age: No such thing.
Sex: Quite often.
Size: Medium-Large

[Kadzar]

Do previous action.

(*Draw some cards*) Since Albrecht and Cyrni blew you off, you decide you're going to go find your own back alley quest-giver.

You think you might have done it wrong, since this guy is standing by the front of the alley, but he has a quest for you, nonetheless.

"Yeah, um, I need you to take this 'medicine' to my 'sick' 'brother' across town. When you do that he's going to give you the money he owes me for, uh, 'a concert we went to'.

"If you fail to deliver the 'medicine' or bring back the money he owes me, I will find you and cut you. You understand me?"

Churar: RAMPAGE ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE.

(*Casts runes*) You rampage around Candy Island, completely squashing the Gumdrop Jungle, because no one likes gumdrops anyway, striking terror in the Sour Patch Kids and the Jelly Babies who dwell there.

In an attempt to appease you, they bind several of their number to a candy cane (not one of those crappy mint ones, one of the awesome ones that either Starburst or Jolly Rancher makes, I forget which one; I think the might both be good) with Red Vines as sacrifices.

See if my sword has obtained any ability to yell words of power. Also, wonder why I am so proficient with a sword, when I normally fight with axechucks.

(*Examines the entrails of a bird*) "FUS RO DAH!" shouts your sword, launching some nearby cabbages into the sky.

You wonder why you are so proficient with a sword, then realize it is because you are playing Link, who traditionally wields a sword. Plus, the name of the game you're playing is Skyrim Sword.

[DrPoo]

Use ZOMBIE CYBORG powers to LAZOR the CYBORG WOLVES into SUBMISSION
BRAINWASH SURVIVORS AND ASSIMILATE.

[Kadzar]

Use ZOMBIE CYBORG powers to LAZOR the CYBORG WOLVES into SUBMISSION
BRAINWASH SURVIVORS AND ASSIMILATE.

(*Reads tea leaves*) You now have 3 Zombie Cyborg Wolves under your control.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: DEVOUR

[Kadzar]

Churar: DEVOUR

(*Observes the flight of birds*) You consume the Jelly Babies and Sour Patch Kids and absorb their powers. You now the ability to turn into gelatin and your skin is sour (they can't all be winners).

Suddenly, there are screams of panic. From out of the gumdrop trees comes a horde of Gummi Bears riding on Gummy worms. The Sour Patch Kids and Jelly Babies beg you to save them from this menace.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: CONSUME (the enemies)

[Tsuchigumo550]

Accept Quest, Smash Bugbears. In fact, just sort of torch the place and grab as much loot as possible after having smashy fun-time.

[Kadzar]

Churar: CONSUME (the enemies)

(*Staring into a burning fire*) You devour some Gummi Bears and gummy worms, gaining some of their powers. You now have the ability maul anything that can be harmed by gummy and to dig through soil like a worm (but only if that soil is dirt cake).

However, you've only managed so far to take out ten worms and nine bears. There's still quite a bit of horde left, and you've eaten enough candy now that your appetite is very nearly spoiled.

Accept Quest, Smash Bugbears. In fact, just sort of torch the place and grab as much loot as possible after having smashy fun-time.

(* Interpreting the scratching of roosters*) You enter the building and find no Bugbears, just some confused and frightened Diamond Elves.

"What are you doing in our house?" one of them asks.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Hmm. Probably helping a thief. Give me some crap that looks nice or something to make 'm happy, or I'll... I don't know. Fire dosen't hurt you much, and I don't feel like torching the place when there's something cute inside...