(*We built this city, we built this city on rock and rolllll*) You mercilessly kill the last Grimer purple ooze (-5 Honor) and turn in the quest. The tavern keeper thanks you, and says she has no more work right now, but she might have something for you to do tomorrow morning if you're up for it.
When you ask about rooms, she tells you they're 135 pinecones a night, and, since you can't afford that, she offers to put you up in the broom closet for the night for just 5 pinecones.
"Actually, maybe I can find a place to sleep for free." Go outside, root (Ability from the half-watermelon template.) on the ground and sleep. Enter Dreamscape.
(*Old Man River / That Old Man River / He just keeps rolling along*) You successfully fall unconscious and enter Dreamscape.
Your father has died. Everyone is really sad, but your grandma is crying really loudly, so your mother asks you to spread some jam on her head to calm her. You do as she says, but your grandma is still being very loud, so you spread the jam over more of her until you've covered her in a cocoon of jam.
You see the jam cocoon is squirming, and after a few seconds your grandma emerges as a cat. As the cat starts bounding around the room you see that she is capable of flight. So you do the only logical thing and grab your grandma-cat's back paw as she flies off to what in your mind you think of as Paris but is actually just some guy's basement.
The guy who owns this basement/Paris asks if you want to play, and you say yes and you do, except it's co-op and you're playing as Link from Zelda, though you don't notice this as being different from normal.
Suddenly a dragon appears flying overhead, and you use your clawshot to jump onto it's back. You stab it repeatedly with your sword and it dies and falls to the ground with you riding on it's back. As it turns back into a skeleton, you absorb its dragon soul into your sword.
Head back inside and ask for any other room and board options, preferably cheaper.
(*Rolling, rolling, rolling / Though the streams are swollen / keep them doggies rolling /Rawhide*) "I suppose if you can keep it on the down-low, I can put you up in the broom closet for 15 pinecones."
Churar: Attempt to summon pants.
(*Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river*)You try to summon your pants back, but, instead, you summon a miniature Nicholas Cage. You quickly fashion him into a crude loincloth and he stays on rather well.
You excuse yourself, saying you have to powder the petunias; everyone says that's quite all right. You pick up your petunia powder from off the table and enter the door behind you into a long corridor made of riveted metal plates.
You walk for quite a ways until you see a door on your right, and emerge into an arcade.
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