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[Kadzar]

"Well, obviously."

Reply, continue threat, beat him up for money if he doesn't cooperate.

((By the way, it's not a sword, it's a a Kusari-Gama with two kamas, less handle, and more blade. Something like that.))

(*Roll*, *roll*-1, *draws a card*)The Dust Elf replies back, "what, are you crazy? There's no way you'll get away with that!" That doesn't sound anything like "here, take my money!", so you beat him up (*roll*/*roll*-*roll*+*roll*=*roll*), and, as he lays unconscious on the floor, you loot (*roll*,*roll*-5,*roll*+5) (d%=34) 34 pincones off of him, bringing you up to 89, and (*roll*, *roll*, *roll*) a Plexiglass Staff of Pencil Shavings Control.

The bartender calls over, "hey, what's that racket? Is someone fighting in here? If so, I'm going to have to call the guards.

Churar: Pass out at the bottom of the tree.

(*Roll*vs*roll*-*hidden variable*, *roll* - 4±*roll*+*roll*³
+4-*roll*⁴-√*roll* x *roll*vs*whatever* x *roll*-5.73+*roll*-6/*roll*) You successfully pass out.

Wake up (I assume I went to sleep) and exit the building. Look at my surroundings. Use my dual-ended long torch to amaze any nearby peasants with a spinning fire show, and if someone makes a rude gesture, looks at me funny, or refuses to clap, kill them with it.

I don't think you've gone to sleep yet; in fact, I'm pretty sure you haven't even visited your room yet. (*Roll*, *draws a card*-3, *roll*/12) You go outside to put on a light show, but, since this is a medieval-themed village, there's no one outside except for a couple of guards, a passed-out chimpmunk, a naked hippy, and a Moon Man/Fire Genie that you recognize from earlier. (*Rolls for amazement*) Albrecht and Alam seem suitably impressed.

Question: Are we using the Dreamscape module in this game, or do our characters sleep normally?

Well, I would, but I don't know where to find a 1dψ, and I'm not exactly sure how to use such a thing if I did. So I guess if necessary I'm going to have to just wing it.

[Doomblade187]

"No, most definitely not. Simply resolving a disagreement. Will this pay for my room?"

Pay for room.

[freeformschooler]

Albrecht claps at the fire show.

"IMPRESSIVE DEMONGIRL! VERY GOOD FIRE THROWING. WAS GOING TO DO KILLY LOOTY QUESTS TOMORROW MORNING. WANT TO JOIN?"

(*Roll*vs*roll*-*hidden variable*, *roll* - 4±*roll*+*roll*³
+4-*roll*⁴-√*roll* x *roll*vs*whatever* x *roll*-5.73+*roll*-6/*roll*)

(())

[Kadzar]

"No, most definitely not. Simply resolving a disagreement. Will this pay for my room?"

Pay for room.

"Just so long as you weren't fighting. And a room is still 135 pinecones."

[Doomblade187]

"Ah, forgot. Give me a minute."

Head outside and ask to borrow money from one of the guys outside.

[IcyTea31]

"If you want another drink, I could use you to clear the purple oozes out of the women's bathroom."

"I'll do it, but this time I want to be paid in pinecones."
Go to the women's bathroom's door and knock

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

I'm going to use a format like this for my posts from now on, so they are easier to interpret. Also, here's my character sheet if you need it for any rolls.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Jick
Race: 50% Tengu, 50% Watermelon
Class: Randomancer
Co-op role: Buffs/Debuffs

Stranth: 7
A-gel-ity: 11
Tuffness: 9
Intellielegance: 27
Wisserom: 15
Charazma:4

Equipment:
A pair of Axechucks
Semi-Frommal Clothing
Ring of Ouchies: Increases weapon damage by 27.
Plenty of room for some Phat Lute

Active Abilieties:
Galaportation: Transports self and up to 27 kilograms of matter to the nearest award ceremony of any kind.
Flash Frost: Enemy is covered in frosting (strawberry flavour), taking 30 points of Dignity damage and slowing it's movements for 3 rounds.
Play 'Possum: Aggro is drawn off the user of this ability.

Passive Abilieties:
Stop helping me: All buff and debuff abilieties cast on this character are only 50% effective.

Bio: Who cares about character bios in an RPG anyway?
Appearance: Ditto.
Age: No such thing.
Sex: Quite often.
Size: Medium-Large

[TherosPherae]

Question: Are we using the Dreamscape module in this game, or do our characters sleep normally?

Well, I would, but I don't know where to find a 1dψ, and I'm not exactly sure how to use such a thing if I did. So I guess if necessary I'm going to have to just wing it.

That's a marketing thing, really. If you look in the index in the back of the Dreamscape book, it gives you basic numeric equivalents for the d-greeks and various other d-symbols. It's actually a really handy thing to have, especially if you go into some of the more arcane levels and tiers.

Churar: Enter Dreamscape.

[Tsuchigumo550]

"Sure. I can kill things about as well as I can throw fire."

[Kadzar]

"If you want another drink, I could use you to clear the purple oozes out of the women's bathroom."

"I'll do it, but this time I want to be paid in pinecones."
Go to the women's bathroom's door and knock

(*Rolls definitely being made for reals*) "I suppose I can do that. How's a pinecone per slime sound?"
Assuming you took the offer, knocking on the door, you hear no indication of anyone being in there. You can now enter the women's bathroom without violating societal taboos.

Question: Are we using the Dreamscape module in this game, or do our characters sleep normally?

Well, I would, but I don't know where to find a 1dψ, and I'm not exactly sure how to use such a thing if I did. So I guess if necessary I'm going to have to just wing it.

That's a marketing thing, really. If you look in the index in the back of the Dreamscape book, it gives you basic numeric equivalents for the d-greeks and various other d-symbols. It's actually a really handy thing to have, especially if you go into some of the more arcane levels and tiers.

Churar: Enter Dreamscape.

((Ah, thanks, that helps a lot.))

(*More super-legitimate-totally-not-made-up-rolls*) You drift off to sleep and soon find yourself in a classroom. Your high school crush is there, and you realize you two are attending college, even though you both actually ended up going to different colleges after high school. The professor is say something you don't understand, not because the subject matter is above you or he's speaking a different language, you just simply aren't able to ascribe any sort of meaning to what he's saying.

Then the classroom becomes a pool. Well, that's not quite accurate: it's still a classroom, it's just that, now it's also a pool. And you and your crush are in your bathing suits, but, for some reason, yours keeps coming off and no matter what you do they just won't stop trying to slip off.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: Examine quantum nature of pants.

[Kadzar]

Churar: Examine quantum nature of pants.

(*More totally-not-pretend-rolls*)You concentrate on your swimming trunks, and they are suddenly just straight-up off your body. You are swimming, naked next to your high school crush, in what has now become the ocean. You try to put your swimming trunks back on, you have them right in your hand, but they just simply will not go back on.

An enormous whale now swims up to you: you know this is the King of the Ocean. You have a gift you wanted to give to him, but you left it back at home! You apologize profusely to the King of the Ocean, but he says it is too late and swallows you whole.

Inside the belly of the whale is a fancy restaurant, and you are about to have dinner here with your parents.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: Continue to ponder quantum nature of pants.

[IcyTea31]

(*Rolls definitely being made for reals*) "I suppose I can do that. How's a pinecone per slime sound?"
Assuming you took the offer, knocking on the door, you hear no indication of anyone being in there. You can now enter the women's bathroom without violating societal taboos.

Look at a clock. Check beastiary for "purple ooze". Go in the bathroom. (In that order.)

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Jick
Race: 50% Tengu, 50% Watermelon
Class: Randomancer
Co-op role: Buffs/Debuffs

Stranth: 7
A-gel-ity: 11
Tuffness: 9
Intellielegance: 27
Wisserom: 15
Charazma:4

Equipment:
A pair of Axechucks
Semi-Frommal Clothing
Ring of Ouchies: Increases weapon damage by 27.
Plenty of room for some Phat Lute

Active Abilieties:
Galaportation: Transports self and up to 27 kilograms of matter to the nearest award ceremony of any kind.
Flash Frost: Enemy is covered in frosting (strawberry flavour), taking 30 points of Dignity damage and slowing it's movements for 3 rounds.
Play 'Possum: Aggro is drawn off the user of this ability.

Passive Abilieties:
Stop helping me: All buff and debuff abilieties cast on this character are only 50% effective.

Bio: Who cares about character bios in an RPG anyway?
Appearance: Ditto.
Age: No such thing.
Sex: Quite often.
Size: Medium-Large

[Kadzar]

Churar: Continue to ponder quantum nature of pants.

You now appear to be dressed in fancy clothes, except you are not wearing any sort of pants or undergarments. Your father points out that your tie is crooked, and you try many times unsuccessfully to correct it. Oddly enough, he makes no mention of your lack of pants; you don't find his lack of remark odd at all for some reason. Your mother asks you how the hedgehog farm is going, and you say, fine, but we had to take Charlie out back because he wasn't making enough eggs. She says that's understandable; these things happen sometimes, and you suddenly notice that you are all now seated at a table.

A waiter brings you a fish wrapped in a tortilla, and you think that you didn't order this; in fact, you don't recall ordering anything and also that they messed up your order because you had wanted the chicken, but you are too shy to make mention of it, so you eat the fish in the tortilla anyway.

After diner, the waiter brings out a plate, and on this plate is a button. He says that pushing this button will destroy the world. You think to yourself that this will not work, because you took the wires out; in fact, you have the wires in your hand right now.

(*Rolls definitely being made for reals*) "I suppose I can do that. How's a pinecone per slime sound?"
Assuming you took the offer, knocking on the door, you hear no indication of anyone being in there. You can now enter the women's bathroom without violating societal taboos.

Look at a clock. Check beastiary for "purple ooze". Go in the bathroom. (In that order.)

You look at the clock. It is now 10:30-ish.

You check your beastiary. It says that purple oozes are a poison-type Pokémon type of creature that thrives in polluted places such as very murky water or drains, and like to feed on sludge, sewage, and other filthy things. Also, notable for oozes, they possess two arms, eyes, and a mouth with a big, slimy purple tongue.

You enter the bathroom and see ten purple oozes.

[IcyTea31]

You look at the clock. It is now 10:30-ish.

You check your beastiary. It says that purple oozes are a poison-type Pokémon type of creature that thrives in polluted places such as very murky water or drains, and like to feed on sludge, sewage, and other filthy things. Also, notable for oozes, they possess two arms, eyes, and a mouth with a big, slimy purple tongue.

You enter the bathroom and see ten purple oozes.

It would probably not be a good idea to Frost these fellers, since they'd just eat it, or even chop them to pieces, since the pieces would just be more oozes.
Chop them with axechucks, but take care that they don't cut them into pieces, and only sink a little into them.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Jick
Race: 50% Tengu, 50% Watermelon
Class: Randomancer
Co-op role: Buffs/Debuffs

Stranth: 7
A-gel-ity: 11
Tuffness: 9
Intellielegance: 27
Wisserom: 15
Charazma:4

Equipment:
A pair of Axechucks
Semi-Frommal Clothing
Ring of Ouchies: Increases weapon damage by 27.
Plenty of room for some Phat Lute

Active Abilieties:
Galaportation: Transports self and up to 27 kilograms of matter to the nearest award ceremony of any kind.
Flash Frost: Enemy is covered in frosting (strawberry flavour), taking 30 points of Dignity damage and slowing it's movements for 3 rounds.
Play 'Possum: Aggro is drawn off the user of this ability.

Passive Abilieties:
Stop helping/hurting me: All buff and debuff abilieties cast on this character are only 50% effective.

Bio: Who cares about character bios in an RPG anyway?
Appearance: Ditto.
Age: No such thing.
Sex: Quite often.
Size: Medium-Large