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People's ground army ♥
[Notice the cheeky daffodils blurred out. Daffodils represent uncertainty, chivalry and unrequited love. High quality propaganda right there].
I just realized how much Kim Jong-Un looks like a korean Neo here. Kim Jong-Un is vigilant even among his own generals - especially among his own generals. When you work for the motherland you work hard!
Kim Jong-Un on the lookout for South Korean meddling kids.
Kim Jong-Un appreciates you with GRAND MASTER APPLAUSE.
North Korea goes to the movies to watch Godzilla vs Mothra. It is a classic, despite its Western origins.
Rounds of applause were garnered.
Kim Jong-Nam was the heir apparent to the North Korean leadership until 2001, where a great incident occurred - Kim Jong-Nam attempted to sneak into Disneyland via disguise and fake passport. He was deported by Japan to China and from China to GTFOutistan. Kim Jong-Nam spends his spare time fleeing North Korean assassin attempts, criticizing the North Korean leadership (his brother no less) and being a bro by giving photographers hi-5s. He is largely considered the best Kim, the top bro-tier one by Western portrayal. In North Korean media he is a scandalous secret that is not referred to. When the North Koreans asked for Kim Jong-Un, they supported him by proxy through supporting his mother.
Don't quite know the context here or why he's shaking hand and tentacle with an octopus. But it's one of the few times when Kim Jong-Un appears to be jovial, happy and down to Earth, as opposed to a stoic sage.
Those guys crying. Dawww. Cult personalities in political dictatorships are a lot like fangirls and Twilight. Except instead of Team Jacob and Team Edward or 13 year old girls it's 9 million soldiers and Team Kim.
Kim Jong-Un attempting to divide by circle while delivering a speech. It is too much for mortal humans to comprehend - not for good Ol' Kim Jong-Un though. Apparently.
This is what I love about countries living in the Soviet Era. No advertisements blocki - WHO PUT THE BILLBOARD THERE, VERY FUNNY GUYS.
If it's one thing the Olympics have taught me, it is that no matter how crap your country is, as long as you have medal winning athletes you're fine.
YAY NATIONALISM
North Korean major/equivalent looking pretty for the camera.
Good symbolism right there with Kim Jong-Un holding the chariot to his father's body.
Glorious, advertisement free lands of - IT'S THE FUCKING BILLBOARD AGAIN.
North Koreans have grasped the concept that hat = power, and so are increasing the amount of hats they have from 20% of all personnel to 50%. They aim to have 100% by Tuesday's bird roast, and are critical that America opposes their hat program when America has so many hats that their civilians wear them.
Rumours the North Koreans are testing the world's funniest joke on its own citizens has been vehemently denied by the North Korean flying circus.
Ymra dnuorg eht nioj.
It is a war crime to fire at tea lady's shop. This is tea lady. She makes the tea.
It's always sunny in North Korea!
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North Korean troops break out their best camouflage and practice superior fire stances in preparation for glorious combat.
I call fake. North Koreans wouldn't release images of their soldiers shooting with their eyes shut nor do they like to show off their combat gear.
Dammit, North Korea, keep your sterotypes straight!
The only people who are nearby you and don't hate your guts are the Chinese! And even then they just tolerate you until you prove yourself too difficult to manage. Dogs totally fit the British from a North Korean perspective. They're basically the same as wolves, except cowardly and will follow the wolves to the ends of the Earth just to not speak up for itself. See? Negative sterotype with correct animals for it.
British dog is the bulldog.
Subverts the theme you'd be going for. If you instead had a ferret or a jackal shadowing Americawolf, you could effectively portray Britain as a sneaking cowardly scavenger that is dependent on America - and would stupidly follow it to the ends of the Earth because there's a trail of food leading there!
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