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[GreatWyrmGold]

And what's the Soylent Green made from, anyway?

Um...think about it for a sec. What do you put into the machine to make it?

[Demdemeh]

Create a container for liquids. And an electric guitar and amp.

[flame99]

+1 to a better vending mechine, -1 to the electric guitar/amp. While we do this, have Figura go into the red foggy place (I'm calling that "Hell" from here on out, if it doesn't already have a name) and see if anything's changed.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wanna come to some kind of consensus?

[ArchAIngel]

+1 to a better vending mechine, -1 to the electric guitar/amp. While we do this, have Figura go into the red foggy place (I'm calling that "Hell" from here on out, if it doesn't already have a name) and see if anything's changed.

This.

[Orange Wizard]

And what's the Soylent Green made from, anyway?

Um...think about it for a sec. What do you put into the machine to make it?

I was thinking "people".

[GreatWyrmGold]

You consider making a weapon, but decide that there's nothing to use it on. Instead, you decide to make the vending machine better...somehow.

You also check the fog. Nothing. You call it "Hell".


   -----
   |H++|
   |U++|
   |+++|
-----I--------
|+++++|++++++|
|+++++|++++++|
|++++^|+++++~|
|+++++|-I-----
|+++++|+++|/-▼---\
|+nn++I@++# ϟϟϟϟϟϟϟ|
----I-|+++|\-▲---/
     --I---
     <c@x\
    |웃+¶++|
    |++유++|   
    |웃+++웃   
     \+++/   
      ---


That was a waste of maptime.

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Person
Gender: Female
Amnesiatic (Doesn't Remember Anything)

Wounds:
Bruised Brow

Attributes:
Carnitude 2
Cleverness 1
Constitution 2
?? 1

Assets:
Creativity 8/10
Health 3/12
Minerals 1/4
Nutrition 0/10
Protein 0/9
Vitamins 1/4

Ailments:
Thirst 1/10
Toxicality 7/10

Skills:
Master Creator
Skilled Enchanter
Novice Animal Handler
Novice Chef
Novice Mindcrafter
Novice Painter
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Fighter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Head--Crude Toxin-Repelling Metal Helm
Torso--Undergarments
Hands--Guitar
Legs--Sweatpants
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:

u*o
\/∞
o?o

Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Figurine
Gender: Female??
Newly-Made

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Malleability 0
Mentality 0
Mettle 3

Assets:
Heat 0/1
Stimulation 0/1
Structure 19/19

Ailments:
Moltenness 0/5

Skills:
Skilled (I) Fighter
Untrained Chef
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Painter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Neck: Golden Amulet
Torso: Golden Undergarments
Hand: Golden Wand
Hammer Inventory:
###
###
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Spoiler: Unnamed (Pet) (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Cat?
Gender: N/A
?? ??

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Pith 2
Potency 2
Power 0
Presence 0
Promptitude 1

Health: 5/5

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:
#

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Detail on what you want is nice.

And what's the Soylent Green made from, anyway?

Um...think about it for a sec. What do you put into the machine to make it?

I was thinking "people".

Why did you think that?

[Remuthra]

Why did you think that?

Because that's what soylent green was actually made from in Clockwork Orange.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why did you think that?

Because that's what soylent green was actually made from in Clockwork Orange.

Remember, I'm not the one who named it that.

[ArchAIngel]

Use the soylent green on the hotplate, after the hotplate is turned on. Eat the result. Take the plate shard, and use it to cut up the couch. Use the wool in the couch, and our creativity, to make some clothing for figura.

[Orange Wizard]

Use the soylent green on the hotplate, after the hotplate is turned on. Eat the result. Take the plate shard, and use it to cut up the couch. Use the wool in the couch, and our creativity, to make some clothing for figura.

+1 to everything there. Except the clothing bit. Statues don't need clothes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

After all, you've barely got more than she.

Less, by weight.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You have several ideas. Firstly, some couch-diving... [21] You find several small, round objects and what I'll skip the amnesiac nonsense with and just call a candy bar. Useful. You also check under the bed, but it's roasted anything interesting you might have found there. There also don't seem to be any empty spaces in the walls, unless you count the big one outside.

You then show Figura the crowbar.

"Hey, do you recognize this?"
"Of course I do, you've been carrying it around this whole time."
"No, I mean from...before."
"Before...before I saw you were carrying it?"
"Yeah."
"No."

Hm.

Next, you stick an egg in the machine and activate it. Out the other end comes a sort of...clear puddingy thing, with a hard orange chunk in the middle. You spread the pudding on a piece of bread, add the chunk on top, and add another piece of bread. [+4 Nutrition, +1 Vitamins, +1 Minerals, -4 Toxicality] You feel great! Anyways, you manage to vomit some vomit into the machine and turn it into soylent green, which is then put on the plate, which is then put on the altar. Nothing happens. What a let-down.

Now to check out that "portal" thingy.


   -----
   |H++|
   |U++|
   |+++|
-----I--------
|+++++|++++++|
|+++++|++++++|
|++++^|+++++~|
|+++++|-I-----
|+++++|+++|/@▼---\
|+nn++I@++# ϟϟϟϟϟϟϟ|
----I-|+++|\-▲---/
     --I---
     <c+x\
    |웃+¶++|
    |++유++|   
    |웃+++웃   
     \+++/   
      ---


Disappointing, that looks like a wall.

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Person
Gender: Female
Amnesiatic (Doesn't Remember Anything)

Wounds:
Bruised Brow

Attributes:
Carnitude 2
Cleverness 1
Constitution 2
?? 1

Assets:
Creativity 8/10
Health 3/12
Minerals 1/4
Nutrition 1/10
Protein 0/9
Vitamins 1/4

Ailments:
Thirst 1/10
Toxicality 0/10

Skills:
Master Creator
Skilled Enchanter
Novice Animal Handler
Novice Chef
Novice Mindcrafter
Novice Painter
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Fighter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Head--Crude Toxin-Repelling Metal Helm
Torso--Undergarments
Hands--Guitar
Legs--Sweatpants
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:

u*o
\/∞
#?#

Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Figurine
Gender: Female??
Newly-Made

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Malleability 0
Mentality 0
Mettle 3

Assets:
Heat 0/1
Stimulation 0/1
Structure 19/19

Ailments:
Moltenness 0/5

Skills:
Skilled (I) Fighter
Untrained Chef
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Painter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Neck: Golden Amulet
Torso: Golden Undergarments
Hand: Golden Wand
Hammer Inventory:
$=#
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Spoiler: Curio (Pet) (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Cat?
Gender: N/A
?? ??

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Pith 2
Potency 2
Power 0
Presence 0
Promptitude 1

Health: 5/5

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:
#

[flame99]

Try to dig through the wall of "Hell" to where we should end up in a neighboring room to see if it is, in fact, a portal, or just a really weird door.

[Orange Wizard]

Let's name the cat? Felina. Then we shall train the cat? to sit on Persana's head like an awesome hat of awesome.