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[Demdemeh]

Check to see if the cat is actually dead. If so, continue with plan to eat it. If not, give it cat-like intelligence, etc., as well.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It's moving. You aren't exactly in a position to take its pulse.

Remember: Dead things are corpses! Live things are not.

[Demdemeh]

Befriend the cat, then. Make it some kitty food.

[Remuthra]

Feed it some soylent green.

[Gamerlord]

Kitty kitty kitty! ((Do NOT harm the cat!))

[GreatWyrmGold]

You don't have the Creativity to make food or the Soylent-Green to feed the cat, so you need to figure out some other way to comfort it...I know! You could try doing something you have no skill in whatsoever! That's bound to end-- [22-5][Skill: Novice Animal Handler] ...Actually, that did end fairly well. Huh. The cat? comes over to you. You pet it.

Now you have a pet cat?! Your party just keeps growing, doesn't it?


   -----
   |H++|
   |U++|
   |+++|
-----I--------
|+++++|++++++|
|+++++|++++++|
|++++^|++c++~|
|+++++|-@-----
|+++++|+++|/-▼---\
|+nn++I++@# ϟϟϟϟϟϟϟ|
----I-|+++|\-▲---/
     --I---
     <++x\
    |웃+¶++|
    |++유++|   
    |웃+++웃   
     \+++/   
      ---


Wasn't it dead when you came here last?

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Person
Gender: Female
Amnesiatic (Doesn't Remember Anything)

Wounds:
Bruised Brow

Attributes:
Carnitude 2
Cleverness 1
Constitution 2
?? 1

Assets:
Creativity 0/10
Health 3/12
Minerals 1/4
Nutrition 0/10
Protein 0/9
Vitamins 1/4

Ailments:
Thirst 1/10
Toxicality 0/10

Skills:
Master Creator
Skilled Enchanter
Novice Animal Handler
Novice Chef
Novice Mindcrafter
Novice Painter
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Fighter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Head--Crude Toxin-Repelling Metal Helm
Torso--Undergarments
Hands--Guitar
Legs--Sweatpants
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:

u*o
\/∞
o?o

Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Figurine
Gender: Female??
Newly-Made

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Malleability 0
Mentality 0
Mettle 3

Assets:
Heat 0/1
Stimulation 0/1
Structure 19/19

Ailments:
Moltenness 0/5

Skills:
Skilled (I) Fighter
Untrained Chef
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Painter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Neck: Golden Amulet
Torso: Golden Undergarments
Hand: Golden Wand
Hammer Inventory:
###
###
###

Spoiler: Unnamed (Pet) (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Cat?
Gender: N/A
?? ??

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Pith 2
Potency 2
Power 0
Presence 0
Promptitude 1

Health: 5/5

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:
#

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That was...unexpected...

[Xantalos]

Cat must be named Curio.
That is all.

[Geen]

((Oh I remember this, Everyman and his brick zeplin will live on in my heart, good luck fellow 12'ers, you'll need it.))
Meanwhile in an alternate universe...

Oh dear, I remember those shenanigans. It's a shame Chairman Jack got abandoned.

[ArchAIngel]

Ermh. Ok then. Sniff the paint 8 times, then eat some soylent green and bread. Put resulting vomit in the magic food machine, along with the vomit in the ?cat room.

[Remuthra]

Cat must be named Curio.
That is all.

+1

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aside from naming the cat? Curio, what are you going to do? Just wait, you ninjas...

[Orange Wizard]

Cat must be named Curio.

+1

And why do I never find these awesome games of yours GreatWyrm until they're half-begun?

[GreatWyrmGold]

First, you name the cat? Curio.

Next, you get to work on your various stuff, sniffing paint and eating stuff.

"Um...Persana?
"What?"
"What are you doing?"
"Sniffing paint so I can make more stuff."
"..."

You then eat bread, and vomit in the machine. This creates--surprise!--more Soylent Green. You'd transform the vomit in the cat?'s old room, but you don't have anything to transport it in.

...


   -----
   |H++|
   |U++|
   |+++|
-----I--------
|+++++|++++++|
|+++++|++++++|
|++++^|+++++~|
|+++++|-I-----
|+++++|+++|/-▼---\
|+nn++I@++# ϟϟϟϟϟϟϟ|
----I-|+++|\-▲---/
     --I---
     <c@x\
    |웃+¶++|
    |++유++|   
    |웃+++웃   
     \+++/   
      ---


Okay, what now?

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Person
Gender: Female
Amnesiatic (Doesn't Remember Anything)

Wounds:
Bruised Brow

Attributes:
Carnitude 2
Cleverness 1
Constitution 2
?? 1

Assets:
Creativity 8/10
Health 3/12
Minerals 1/4
Nutrition 0/10
Protein 0/9
Vitamins 1/4

Ailments:
Thirst 1/10
Toxicality 7/10

Skills:
Master Creator
Skilled Enchanter
Novice Animal Handler
Novice Chef
Novice Mindcrafter
Novice Painter
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Fighter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Head--Crude Toxin-Repelling Metal Helm
Torso--Undergarments
Hands--Guitar
Legs--Sweatpants
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:

u*o
\/∞
o?o

Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Figurine
Gender: Female??
Newly-Made

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Malleability 0
Mentality 0
Mettle 3

Assets:
Heat 0/1
Stimulation 0/1
Structure 19/19

Ailments:
Moltenness 0/5

Skills:
Skilled (I) Fighter
Untrained Chef
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Painter

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Neck: Golden Amulet
Torso: Golden Undergarments
Hand: Golden Wand
Hammer Inventory:
###
###
###

Spoiler: Unnamed (Pet) (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Cat?
Gender: N/A
?? ??

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Pith 2
Potency 2
Power 0
Presence 0
Promptitude 1

Health: 5/5

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:
#

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And why do I never find these awesome games of yours GreatWyrm until they're half-begun?

Why, thank you.

[Gamerlord]

Create a chainsword with some of that extra creativity. We need a weapon.

[Orange Wizard]

Create a chainsword with some of that extra creativity. We need a weapon.

In this game we can (theoretically) do anything, so we should make a chainsword-firing chaingun. It'll be perfectly safe.

Then we need a better vending machine. That dispenses fast food or something. And what's the Soylent Green made from, anyway?