Chapter Two: Murder, Poker, and A Light Sprinkling Of Freeform Jazz
Merlin
Matthew flipped the coin again and again, with a hesitant look in his eye.
It was a pretty basic... lesson. Matt was hesitant to use spell. Okay, he was sitting in the bedroom of a house that technically didn't exist in this dimension, but spell implied rather stupid things Matthew didn't want to deal with. He wasn't casting a spell like in that stupid book series with all those kids with lightening shaped-scars, he was just abusing a loophole of physics. It's a bug, like when you manage to walk through the walls in a videogame and fall into an infinite blank void except less nightmarish.
This particular loophole didn't really defy too many laws. It was basically the closest the lessons sailed to the laws of physics, as it only broke one or two. He began... imagine the air as a series of circles, circles interconnecting and slotting together into fractal shapes infinitely. The world is not solid, but made out of interlocking parts that have their own interlocking parts within interlocking parts. All one needs to do is remove one of the parts, and the rest shall fall into place.
The coin's interlocking circle was removed as it was tossed into the air, and was less free of the laws of physics and more horribly abusing it. It did not float in the air. It was merely just... there. Matt held up a hesitant finger and poked it. It did not move and inch, despite it's precarious position. Basically, it was an immovable object, impossible to shift even by gravity. Matt made sure not to do it outside, as the earth would rapidly begin to leave it behind and it would zoom off into space (Well, more like the universe zooming off from it), tunneling through any obstacle. Hey, the first law says that anything resting would not be moved until something pushed it away or blocked it, and well... this couldn't be moved or blocked. Maybe it had infinite mass despite being the size of a penny? This was making his head hurt.
He really, really wished he wasn't a minor, because he needed a stiff drink. He stood up, grabbed his coat from a nearby chair, and walked out of the bedroom, down the ornately decorated stairs, and out the door. The area was pretty grotty and he made sure never to go out at night, but Merlin assured him it was free of people. Even then, it was just a nasty place.
There was a sole working vending machine outside a nearby gas station, covered in vile graffiti and gangsigns. He took out the loose change in his pocket and sorted through it. It added up to about one dollar, twenty cents. Not enough for a bottle. He sighed, shaking his head. He tried looking through the change slot in the machine for any left-behind change, then poked around the small concrete area around him. Nothing.
He looked at the vending machine after a while, feeling a vague sense of irritation and frustration-flavored nihilism towards the world, then thought. Interlocking circles...
It was a machine. How many physical laws did he need to defy to know how to click a switch somewhere inside the machine to get him a free bottle? Anyway, no-one was watching. No-one would know what happened anyway, he'd just glance at it and it'd barf out a coke for him. Easy as punch.
He concentrated... a series of circles... He could see a load of tiny circles inside the machine. Matt narrowed it down to one, and hoped he got lucky.
[13] Within the machine, something clicked. There was a rattling sound, and a coke bottle was dropped down from the vending machine's depths and into his hands.
He grinned and took it from the slot.
And who said wizardry wasn't practical?
Matthew learns his lessons well, obviously not only capable of using magic, but capable of using it smartly.
Robert
The machine whirred to life in that subway, extracting the miracle metal and mixing it with other, lesser metals. It would work... It would just take time. The slight burst of magical energy had pushed the computer to it's mortal limits, changing it and making it more. Another burst in the right direction, and it would be practically sapient. But for now, it was a normal computer who was just a little too fast, a little too smart, a little too good.
In the clicks and beeps of it's mainframe, in the circuit boards and it's electronic memories, it begin to formulate how much of elerium-iron it had made. Some had been wrongly made, deformed and useless, and others so close to the mark but not quite over it. It rounded up how much it could use.
[14+3=17] 367 kilos total, rounding off a few useless grams. It whirred in a fashion you could call "happily" and set off an alert. Robert's wristwatch began to beep.
*
Despite the myth, girls can be nerds too.
Joan was not overweight, but she was not thin. She was not short, but she was not tall. Her skin didn't have as much acne as one would expect, but then again there could be less. She didn't really look that great in a dress, or jeans, or in anything really. She spent the majority of her time inside, never leaving the glare of the computer screen.
One thing you could say about her was that she was very good with a computer. She coded better then most, and did occasional hacking. Rarely of the black hat kind that goes on the news so often. She was too scared to do that, but when she did it the FBI never busted down her doors and she left no traces. She was very careful; no-one could even guess where the money went, or why the high school bully's picture was now a cartoon penis and his name labeled "DICKY DYSFUNCTION".
Now, she was working on a simple coding project. A random generator that would use any numbers, letters, and symbols. The main purpose was to replicate the "true" randomness of die rollers and sites like Random.org via the internet, rather then the only theoretically random processes hardware can produce. She wasn't great with making programs that uses the internet (rather then abusing it), so this was her attempt. It was going okay, but it was pretty slow for some reason. It was hard to work out exactly why. The CPU usage was okay on the task manager, but it had to be that. She had closed all apps and ran it again. Still slow.
In meatspace, she sighed and leaned back in her chair. Computers were annoying sometimes. Sure, they obeyed your every order, but they just didn't get the implications, which humans could. This made computers dumber then a sack of rocks, but that didn't mean they couldn't be lovable in a sort of stupid, dog-like fashion.
What could it be? Could be the internet slowing it down. Could be an accidental error caused by her spaghetti-code filled program. Could be anything. Couldn't hurt to make sure.
She sat up again and began to run a few other programs, anti-virus. She made them herself, and they hadn't failed her yet. Running... Running... Running... Loading... Loading... She began to regret not bothering to try and make it load faster. Loading... Loading... Joan began to drink a milkshake she had taken out of the fridge about ten minutes ago which had barely been drank before. This was going to be a long one.
Loading... Done.
Potential virus found. It was draining the CPU like an electronic vampire. Now it was uncovered.
To Joan, this was not good. Her computer was a fortress with barbed wire and missile defense systems out the wazoo like some sort of a nightmare one would have after playing too much Red Alert 2. Who could get inside here? Only someone who was really good at hacking. Better then her. That thought frightened her, and interested her.
She began to run a tracing program. Another one of hers, surely this could work?
[11+3=14] Like a memory, it vanished as soon as the tracer got to 5% traced. Oh no you don't. She brought up a program that traced whatever entered and left her computer and searched for the name of the virus. She caught it when it was leaving, and tried to track it.
[19] Through loops and barriers, traps and mazes that were almost impossible to get through, she managed to get a bead on it's location. She traced it to a lone IP address, and found only a text file. She clicked it open, confused.
"14 Steel Street. Good job."
This was a test. She nodded. Obviously she passed.
"Honey!" her mother called from below. "I'm going to go shopping, wanna come with me?"
Joan sighed again, then stared at the door in thought. She was done anyway, and she couldn't forget 14 Steel Street anyway.
"Kay, be right there!" she said. She turned off the computer and stood up, then walked out. When she got back to the house, she'd head off to find out exactly what this was.
*
Barely three hours after it beeped before, the wristwatch Robert had beeped once again.
A female hacker managed to trace the virus and it's message, and intends to pay a visit.
Elton Peterson
Thomas Azur adjusted his tie and stared at the door with an expression of secureness and steadfastness. Thomas dealt with gang members easily, but the poor always made Thomas uneasy. They were too dirty, too unpredictable from their stupidity, but they could be controlled like one controlled cattle. They were pawns in the game of life, and he was the king. Seemingly useless, but the matchstick that held up the whole tower.
Just because the city was crime ridden did not mean that was the way it wasn't meant to be. Like all things, crime could be controlled and predicted. It was just valuable keeping it in this state.
The boys from the Hoods wandered in, in their trademark hoodies of various colors denoting rank, and their stolen sneakers. Hoods were the lowest of the low, the scum that came up when you have truly reached the bottom of the barrel. The Mafiya were tough, the Yakuza were "honorable" in a not very honorable way, and the Cartel were... Well, the Cartel. All the Hoods had on their side were numbers of impressionable white boys.
Of course, that's all you needed. As long as you didn't heed the corpses piling up around you, then you were fine.
"Boys." said Azur, putting on his amiable grandfather face. "I see you've been doing well for yourselves."
"Givvus a job, not small talk." said one of the hoods with a green hoodie. Definitely an old one, he was almost 17 by the looks of it.
Thomas nodded, still smiling. "Of course, you boys obviously need to get somewhere. Now, you all have stakes in the rust streets?" Of course they did. The Hoods unified the majority of meth dealers in the rust streets, with the formerly dominant Mafiya leaving the rest to the wind when stuff got too creepy in the factories, managing to use the already set-up distribution network to their advantage, offering protection.
"Yeah." a unified chorus of white boys responded.
"I understand there's a slight problem with your customers."
"They're not buying." said one in an inadvisable pink hoodie. "The dealers say they're clean."
"How very odd." Azur leaned back, the picture of calmness. "Well, I can... offer you some information on the subject."
"Well, get on it!" said Pink.
"Fucking didn't come here to wait." muttered Green.
"Ahem." coughed Azur. "Here's the problem. Your customers are mysteriously instantly becoming healthy members of society due to these machines that have been dubbed... regulators."
"... How'd that work?" asked a blue hood.
"Well, I'm confused myself." Thomas said. "It's an odd case indeed. Some have theorized military experimentation, alien invasion, but I haven't heard anything on either of those ends about a miracle cure-all for all kinds of drugs. However, I do know that this is cutting into your profits like a PCP junkie in a playground."
Pink laughed darkly.
"Why are you so interested?" asked Blue, obviously being the smart one of the group as he could use more then one syllable. "Shouldn't you be trying to... I dunno, stop junkies from getting hits?"
The rest looked at him incredulously. Thomas smirked and leaned forward. "I'm afraid it's in my interest to keep your profits going. You see, I may say that the drugs will be scrubbed and dumped off the streets by me personally in my campaign, but really this city doesn't work like that. The reason why this city isn't worse off is because of drugs. Lots and lots of drugs have helped us through this recession better then anything else. If someone were to make drugs pointless... well, that wouldn't end all that well."
The hoodies nodded in silent apprehension.
"I've narrowed down the sites where we've sighted the regulators." Thomas said. "Deal with them as you see fit. Have a happy new year, boys."
The hoodies nodded for the final time, then began to leave once again. Thomas Azur was certain there would be blood flowing like wine in the rust streets, but that was another topic for another time.
Thomas opened his drawer and took out two photos, spreading them on the desk.
One was of mister "Red Kirmiz" talking to a vagrant.
One was of the vagrant wearing Red's coat outside Seven Wonders Casino, one of the city's highlights. He looked like he was waiting for something.
Something was afoot.
*
The one in the blue hood walked down the street with confidence and a baseball bat against his shoulder, a bit bent from use and subtly bloodstained. Beside him was Pink and Green. Green had a Tec-9, Pink had a lead pipe covered with barbed wire. They were intimidating, real thugs, and no-one dared to go near them. This was their turf, no-one else's.
In the dilapidated house that was the residence of one of the regulators, there seemed to be a party going on. Dubstep wafted over to them, and the bright colorful lights flashed in the night. Green walked up to the door, and looked to the other two. Pink gave a thumbs up.
That's when Green kicked down the door and started firing his gun at sideways angle into the surprised crowd. There was screaming, and anyone still alive got down to avoid the gunfire. Green stepped to the side and Blue walked in while Pink brought up the back. They were a well oiled machine, working like clockwork.
Blue lifted the head of a cower former junkie with the end of his baseball bat.
"Where's the regulator?" asked Blue.
The junkie pointed to a door leading upstairs. Blue nodded to Green, who walked over and kicked down the door, revealing stairs. He headed up, and Blue could hear sounds of gunfire, screaming, and running feet. Pinkie, the enterprising one, began to pick out any golden teeth or earrings on the corpses with his trusty pair of pliers.
Blue looked at the junkie. "Who gave you them?"
The junkie closed his eyes and shook his head. Blue kicked square in the chest, causing the junkie to fall over and scream. Blue lifted the junkie up to eye-level, then said "Look at me. Look. At. Me."
The junkie stared at Blue, with the same terror in his eyes as a deer facing a wolf.
"Give me a name." Blue asked.
[15]"Go fuck yourself, you sack of--" the junkie got thrown to the ground. Blue swung his baseball bat, heading straight for the junkie's head...
Home run.
There was a wet splat. The junkie twitched, and then gurgled his last. Green came down with a strange ball of metal, with little markings on it. The Regulator.
Blue looked at it, then smirked. "Pink, let's get this piece of shit off the streets."
Pink grinned, and walked over to it, along with Blue. Together, they began to smash it again and again until it was just dust and scrap metal. They left the house and went up and down the rust streets, breaking bones and regulators alike. They didn't get a name for whoever started it, but they got it off the streets.
It was snowing in the city.
A team of hoodlums runs riot in the rust streets, destroying regulators and killing reformed drug users alike. Luckily, no-one IDs Elton.
Jacqueline 'Jack' Coupe
It was snowing in the city, outside his window. It was timid, as most snows in the state were. Too scared to act, like all too many of it's citizens. Too much drugs, too much drink. Everyone wandered around in a daze, nobody knew how to actually do things for themselves. You could say what you want about London (And it would be impossible to refute that you could say a lot about London), but at least it seemed to be doing things.
Vimes wished he was back in London. It wasn't that it was better. For reason, it was worse. He wasn't chief of police, he was originally a constable in a bad part of the town on the night patrol, then he was promoted into training to be part of the Cartwright initiative. Class A trainwreck, that was. Give a bunch of patrolman guns just cos they know the area, set them up against the embedded drug lords therein, and what do you get?
A lot of dead bodies. Most of them in blue.
That's when Vimes moved. He had saved up enough and he was sick and tired of working in London. He had been working there for seven years, and absolutely nothing had improved. Actually, they got worse. A lot of his friends were on Cartwright too. The only question was where.
Move to the States, they said. Vimes is a tough nut to crack, they said, and everyone here in London just ain't giving him challenge! They conveniently ignored the fact that Vimes had spent several hours screaming after the first (and last) Cartwright operation and merely kept up the pretense that Vimes was a legend. He got recommendations to go to this particular city on the east coast that was a good challenge.
So he moved to there because one of his "friends" had hooked him up with another friend who could give him a flat and you don't turn that down when you don't have any family in the States, or elsewhere for that matter. He got used to it. It wasn't that worse then London's meaner streets, as long as he sticked to the nicer parts. When he joined the police force, he realized it was the worst mistake he had ever made in his life.
Not because it was particularly difficult or anything. No, it was tiring but he could handle it. It was the politics. There was just so much of it. He thought London politics was complicated: this was more like a medieval court then a modern institution. Once he cracked a joke at someone's expense, and it turned out that someone was a friend of someone else who was a friend of the armorer, who then on always gave him the worst equipment for the job.
And when he inevitably rose up in ranks because of his "exemplary performance", the politics increased. Eventually the mayor started talking to him.
Thomas Azur, he just didn't care. He had pulled so many strings, heavied so many wallets, broke so many rules in private, that he was beyond caring. He was safe because he had everyone tied up tighter then a present on Christmas. The evidence was all there once he got to a sufficient position. Vimes could pull the plug. Then he started noticing his pay was way above what was stated. When he still kept looking at the files again and again, he noticed that random objects in his flat had been moved, either when he was away at work or sleeping. Small things. Nothing unusual.
When he still looked... that's when he was given the Talk. Azur in the chair. A boy, no older then 26, with a white hoodie in the corner. Vimes wasn't a coward. He wasn't afraid to die. No, he was afraid to live if the kid in the corner had his way.
So it goes. Eventually the prized seat awaited him. It was funny. He expected being Chief of Police would entail having power. He did what was asked of him in the weekly catch-up with Azur. He laughed at his jokes whenever they were in public. He nodded with silent approval whenever Azur wanted to play the serious card at a meeting. Afterwards, Vimes went back to his apartment and punched the wall. First it cracked. Then it began to show holes. By now, it was probably close to total collapse. Vimes wasn't sure if that was a metaphor or a need for him to contact the landlord.
However, when they were alone... Little victories presented themselves.
"Vimes, Vimes..." Azur said in his silky voice on the phone. "I understand that the Phoenix is making his move, then? Pawn to B6..."
"I thought he made his move quite a while ago. With the charity and that." said Vimes, leaning back in his chair with his feet up, throwing darts at what was apparently a question mark representing the Russian mafiya leader, but what Vimes imagined to be Thomas Azur, connected with red lines to all other criminal gang leaders. He hit French, the Irish mob's second-in-command.
"That was a fool's checkmate."
"I don't think that's how chess works."
"We're getting off topic. I'm betting that this Carpenter character isn't heading into the city's finest casino just for a go on a slot machine. They'd throw him out straight away."
Vimes cringed. He really hated when Azur did puns. "You thinking underground gambling?"
"Exactly, Vimes."
"What do you want me to do about it?"
"Send an undercover agent, make sure he's loyal and lacks imagination."
"... Hang on, this isn't about that bloody Heart's Desire thing?"
"It could be possible that the gambler folklore of Heart's Desire could be connected in a very tangental way."
"Oh, that's bollocks, I know you don't go into that sort of thing."
"There is some very bizarre things going down Vimes. You'd be wise to start believing."
What was going on with the city? First Richard, his best patrolman, starts gibbering about automatic clockwork robots in the old Absolon place, now his boss is going on about Heart's bleeding Desire. "Boss, if I send a man over who lacks imagination, we're going to have a problem." said Vimes, flicking another dart. Bullseye! Straight into that question mark's face. "Because thinking on the fly usually entails imagination. If you can't think on the fly, you're in trouble. Thus, if things go wrong which they always will, we're going to have a dead copper on our hands."
"Get on with your proposal." said Azur in a tone covered with thorns.
"I'm going gambling."
"Vimes, that is not an option."
"I'm the chief of police."
"You're meant to be working on your paperwork."
"As a matter of fact..." Vimes moved his feet off his desk, scattering oh so many arrest reports to the wind. "I don't have any at the moment."
"You're too obvious. You're the chief of police, everyone knows you."
"Yes, as a bootlicker who lets any old criminal walk free. Just the sort to do something as illegal as this. Besides, if they think I'm spying on them... why would I come there and not just send an agent? Surely Vimes can't be that stupid, right? Isn't Heart's Desire only played by the rich and powerful anyway?"
"Vimes, you are not going, and that is final."
"Right, I'll just let one of our men die because he has no imagination, thus he won't know what to do if they ask too much about whatever flimsy backstory we're putting together for him. The press will enjoy that."
"They won't find out. And if you try singing like a canary, remember the talk."
"I'm not going to rat you out. Let me do my job, for once."
"... Just this once."
Vimes slammed the phone down triumphantly. He leaned back even further and smiled for the first time in a while. This day got a bit better. In fact... could be worth breaking out the whiskey earlier then usual.
*
Johnny Carpenter saw a few other men enter the Seven Wonders Casino around twenty minutes ago. They headed into a backroom and hadn't been out since. He hoped the game hadn't started without him. That would waste the digging he did. He was sitting at the bar (enjoying a Genericola, since he wanted to stick far away from the alcohol), trying to look respectable. The barman was giving him odd looks.
"Excuse me, sir." the bartender said to Johnny.
Johnny looked up. Oh dear, here came the boot.
"Sir, you're... I'm afraid we'd prefer if you..." the bartender paused. "Sir, can you leave, please?"
"I'm a paying customer." said Johnny. "You don't have a dress code."
"Sir, you're scaring the other customers." said the bartender in what he must have thought was a definite tone.
Gee, what awfully nervous customers the Seven Wonders must have. Guess they don't see tramps from their ivory towers muttered Johnny's internal communist. "I'm just having my drink, I'll be out in a minute." he said, taking a drink of the cola.
"Sir, you have to leave now." said the bartender, crossing his arms.
Just when Johnny was about to pick up his coat (Well, Red's coat, but he was getting used to it), a gruff voice behind him said "He's with me."
"Uh. Mr Vimes, lovely to see you here at... at the Seven Wonders cas--" the bartender stuttered.
"Yeah, yeah, get me two fingers of whiskey, hold the ice." The voice revealed it's body which sat next to Johnny. It was Vimes. The man was wearing a black suit jacket with matching formal trousers which looked vaguely uncomfortable on him, and a dark brown fedora that looked like it was made to be there. His face was a closed book in a foreign language, bringing the "policeman's look" to a whole new level. Otherwise it was a roadmap of weariness and too many things seen and done. There was a scar at an angle down his left eye.
Johnny's mouth hung slightly open in disbelief. It wasn't that he was surprised, Heart's Desire was the game of rich guys and Vimes was probably rich. So why shouldn't he be there? It still felt odd, and Johnny felt vaguely like Vimes knew everything that Johnny could do, had done, and didn't appreciate a bit of it.
"Are you going to say anything?" Vimes asked, sampling the whiskey liberally and looking at Johnny out of the corner of his eye.
Jesus Christ, he was so way out of his depth. "So, you have a heart's desire?" asked Johnny awkwardly, hoping he wasn't being too obvious.
"Yeah, a stiff drink and a woman with curves like a sailboat, but in terms of what you're implying, yes, I do."
"... A sailboat doesn't have curves."
"It..." Vimes thought as he took another drink. "... Yeah, you're right."
"So, are you one of the lucky winners of Heart's Desire?"
"If I was, mate, I wouldn't be here."
"Huh. One would think--"
"Yeah, but one would be wrong, wouldn't he?"
"Alright, Christ. Anyway... The game's starting soon, or it might have started now, I dunno. Either way, refrain from ordering more drinks."
"Christ, it started already? I'm barely through my first round." Vimes hopped off the stool and took out a pack of cigarettes. He lit one and took a long drag, then blew out, not caring about the no smoking signs. "Let's go, I don't want to miss this."
Johnny stepped off the stool with Vimes, and slapped a dollar on the bar next to his cola. Odd feeling. It had been a while since he had paid for anything beyond booze, food, and maybe one or two times, when he was feeling lonely and self-service just wasn't cutting it...
Ignoring a growing sense of shame, he walked ahead of Vimes. Johnny stopped at the door the men had entered. He knocked out a tune vaguely resembling "shave and a hair-cut, no legs", at which point Vimes look at him oddly.
"That's a pretty obvious code for a magical game of poker." said Vimes, putting a particular incredulous spin on the word magical.
"I'm just guessing here." said Johnny. "They'll get the point, I think."
The door opened, proving they did get the point. The one who opened it... Well, she was almost as pretty as Tara's memory. Maybe prettier then Tara.
The girl was beautiful. Just because someone's beautiful doesn't mean they're attractive, but this girl was attractive too. She had style. Grace. She knew how to put herself together and she was the sort of person who made walking look like it was a difficult art which she was a master of. Johnny felt clumsy being around her. She was wearing a fedora with the ace of spades, and her clothing looked like it should have been in a period film.
Johnny realized, in a very slow and horribly sinking way, that he was either in deep lust or deep love with this girl. He stared with a stare mostly shared by marines who had been in some of the less pleasant Vietnam tours.
Vimes flicked the cigarette to the ground and trod on it. "Hello, ma'am."
The girl smirked. "Hello, Mr Vimes. You can call me Jack."
"Alright, ma'am." said Vimes with careful annoying politeness. "I assume this is the illegal gambling ring?"
"Nice one, chief! I assume you're here for the game, rather then a bust?" said Jack. Johnny noticed the grips of two handguns in those waistcoats, bold as brass. He saw Vimes briefly flash his eyes to them. Johnny knew when people were armed, and he was unhappy to realize he was the only one here who wasn't armed.
"Yes, I am." said Vimes.
"You're going to need to hand in your guns, in either case."
Vimes sighed and knelt down, taking a revolver out of his holster and carefully handing it grip aimed. Jack took it, gave a brief appreciative glance to it, then put it somewhere behind her. She stepped to the side and Vimes walked into the room confidently. Johnny stepped in to follow, but Jack stepped back in front.
"One moment, sweetheart." said Jack, still flashing that smirk. "Who are you, exactly?"
"Johnny Carpenter." said the man himself, as far as Johnny knew.
"Nobody, then?"
"Correct."
"Got any guns on you?"
"If you're smart, Jack, you know I don't."
"Why's that?"
"Cos I couldn't afford it."
"Good enough." said Jack, stepping to the side.
"Ain't concerned about the shiv I have in my pocket?" asked Johnny. There was no shiv.
"Knives are fair enough in a game. Gotta reach across the table. Guns... even if you're the worst shot in the world the bullets that hit aren't going to be shrugged off."
"Gotcha." Johnny stepped inside the room. It was your usual idea of a backroom. Large wooden table in the middle. Chairs all around. Cards in one pile to the side. Bunch of weirdos. One was some kid with blue green streaks in his hair, bad selections in clothing, and what could be ironic but possibly not makeup. Another was a guy with greyish eyes and a brown suit with a black bowler hat. The last was some hoodie with... a gasmask on? Weird. That last one was playing with a butterfly knife.
Vimes and Johnny took their seats next to each other, as those were the only ones far away enough from the gasmasked fellow. The girl sat in the seat next to the hoodie, and didn't even seem to mind. There was some silence for a bit.
"So, why don't we introduce ourselves?" said Vimes.
The kid was looking at Vimes with a mix of fear and anger. "So you can ID us later? Fuck off, pig."
Wait, that accent. Oh God, that was Duffey's kid!
"Let's not get rowdy here." said the suited guy, with a real posh English accent. "Since Vimes hasn't tried to shoot us yet with a SWAT team behind him, I'm going to assume he's fine. If not, I imagine our host made precautions."
Gasmasked guy did not speak up. He just kept fooling around with his knife. Something about the guy made Johnny feel on edge.
"I think, Duffey, that we can all keep our own paranoias to ourselves." said Jack. "Even if Vimes wanted to, he couldn't stop this. Now, present your bets."
"Ah ah, names first." said the suit. "Gives a sense of trust. I'm Frank. Frank Dillard."
"Sam Vimes, as you all know." said Vimes, giving a look to Duffey.
"I'm Duffey, but maybe I'm not that Duffey." said Duffey, putting on a Spartacus act.
"Johnny Carpenter." said Johnny.
The gasmasked guy looked up and pointed with his knife to the table. There was two words carved into it that Johnny couldn't quite see from his angle.
"The... Stranger." read Frank. "Interesting name."
"Alright, now we all know each other." said Jack, smiling at Frank. "Present your bets."
Vimes took out a large package (presumably stuffed with cash) and plonked it on the table. Frank put a small statuette of a fertility goddess that looked ancient.
Duffey smiled. "I hear you can bet other things then valuables, right?"
"Yes, you can." said Jack, smiling back.
"I bet my life." said Duffey.
Everyone stared at him. Well, Jack seemed more amused then the rest of them.
"Try and kill the son of a mob boss. I dare you." said Duffey, continuing to smile stupidly.
"That's fine." said Jack. She looked at Johnny, who took off his coat and scarf and laid it on the table. The rest of them laughed, apart from Vimes.
"If that's acceptable, I'm changing my bet!" said Frank, laughing.
"I'm betting my life too." said Johnny. They all went quiet.
"See..." Johnny patted the coat. "It's the winter out there. I'm a vagrant. I have to sleep in the cold and dark, which I doubt any of you have experienced. Without any warmth... I'm dead. It's just longer then a bullet to the head. So, yeah. Don't knock the bet."
Jack smiled at him, no smirking. Johnny felt smart. He had an extra coat waiting for him (red, of course) that he bought cheap at a salvation army. It was a con job, and he had a feeling she knew. It may have not been his to give... But he had to know the truth.
Finally, the Stranger took out what appeared to be the top part of a human skull, which he laid on the table. It had some writing on it's forehead. Johnny stared, and so did Vimes and Duffey. Frank and Jack didn't seem to care. She took all the bets and put them somewhere near her chair. She looked at them again.
"That's that, then. Let's get this started, shall we? I'll explain the rules, then I'll deal." said Jack.
Heart's Desire's rules were pretty simple. Sort of like poker, a few differences here and there. Johnny was at best a skilled amateur at poker, but it was basically a game of chance. Some skills involved, yeah, but it was still a game of chance. You won... or you lost. And it was all up in the air.
"So, the burglar alarm went off..." said Frank, telling his story, looking at his cards. "And Vincent just looks at me, like a panicked deer. Now, understand I'm holding the pistol at this point. This old 50-something, very portly you see, he comes running at us with a cricket bat. Vincent runs away quickly, and I'm simply going... 'Well, mate, you're really intimidating the man with the gun with your bit of wood.' Seriously, complete idiot."
"So, you shot him?" asked Vimes.
"Of course. In the throat. Fell over, gurgled like a sewer. Terrible mess, didn't get implicated, though. No-one had an ID." said Frank proudly.
"That's nice. Shooting an unarmed man." said Vimes.
"He did what he had to, pig." said Duffey.
"You could have just... not robbed the house." said Johnny quietly. Frank looked at him.
"We all need money. And with the Dillard estate in it's current state, I'm not exactly getting a lot of money." said Frank.
"You could get a job." said Vimes.
"And yet, why hasn't our friend Carpenter got a job?" asked Frank, motioning to Johnny with his card-free hand. "Simple. Where can you get one? We're not all lucky like you."
The Stranger looked at Johnny. Johnny looked away. The Stranger was giving him the creeps. It was just those blank lenses, nothing to see there. Why did he wear the gasmask anyway? He wasn't exactly in some action sci-fi movie. He was playing poker.
Vimes stared at his cards. "Forget it... I fold."
"That makes two of us." said Frank, laying down his cards.
The Stranger looked at it's cards, then laid them. Full house. Johnny sighed. Shame. It was a good coat. Weirdly, the Stranger didn't even seem that happy. It almost seemed mildly disappointed.
"Well, Mr Stranger... You win your heart's desire." said Jack, smirking. The Stranger made it's first sound of the day and sighed deeply. He stood up and held out it's hand. Jack gave him the skull, and then it went off. Vimes and Frank looked at each other and both shrugged.
Duffey stared at Jack like a frightened sheep. "Uh, when I said I bet my life, I didn't really meant I... I was joking, right...?"
Jack smirked at him.
Duffey stood up and ran like the devil was right behind him. Which, considering, it may very well be. Frank and Vimes both stood up and walked off, out of the backroom. Now it was just Johnny and Jack. Johnny wasn't sure why, but he felt oddly empty inside. No coat. No scarf. No information on why any of this is happening.
There was one option.
Johnny looked up and smiled confidently at Jack. "You know... This was fun. Can I have your number, please? I know it's once a year, but... Hey, surely you've got other games then just Heart's Desire?"
*
The Stranger walked into the cold, dark night. It walked through the city, staying close to the shadows. It liked the shadows. It felt safest there. The light exposed rawness, underlined the darkness both without and within, and only hurt it more. It leaned against a wall in a dark alley, and looked into the starless sky. It began to rain, which it could not feel under it's gasmask.
There is something under there, don't forget. There has to be. Or else it was all for nothing.
It thought it could see a light. Up ahead. Perhaps a streetlight, perhaps something else. It walked over, and saw something in the light. It saw it's heart's desire.
I won't say what it saw there. That's it's own business.
It turned and looked away. Not yet. Some day, maybe. Some day. It began to walk away. As it turned a corner, the light vanished.
Some day. One day.
The Stranger wins the game of heart's desire, and Johnny propositions the idea of knowing Jack's phone number.