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[Pnx]

Why does it have a reason for denial stamp below the approved stamp?

[Nienhaus]

Why does it have a reason for denial stamp below the approved stamp?

I don't want to explain the whole backstory of Kert Jonson. But basically he has a few friends in Nanotrasen. I was going to put more stamps because he was fired a few times.

[MCipher]

Spoiler: Passport (click to show/hide)

[Aseaheru]

No one questions why Vlad's date of birth is redacted and why the expiration date says 'when the vodka runs out'

Seems legit

Perhaps its because everything is stamped 1982.

[b_knight286]

Passports, huh? Me next, me next! Gonna put some backstory up too I suppose.

Shika Maru

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Shika maru is a kid with a genetic illness known as Congenital Acidoses.  Basically a constant high, though he's gotten used to it since puberty.  A coward at heart, he prefers avoiding conflicts using his knowledge of various tools and machines.  Most often employed as a roboticist, though Nanotrasen sometimes makes the mistake of making him a doctor, where he loads up on medpacks and runs around offering surgery.  If he's listed as an Assistant, keep an eye on him, he WILL try to cause mischief and tresspass in the maintainance tunnels!
Likes: Machines, Soda, Green stuff, Giving things to clowns
Dislkes: Plasma, Bears, Fighting

C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A friendly pAI that was programmed with knowledge on machines and surgery.  Shy around non-owners, preferring not to talk.  It claims this is for the good of its owner, since any attackers won't know to silence it.  Dreams of one day blowing up an entire space station.
Likes: Bombs, Pranks, Signalling 'fun' devices
Dislikes: Purple monsters, Carp, Not getting a chance to signal stuff

B BORG, BEST BORG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A cyborg made from the brain of a criminal who [redacted] [expunged] cannibal.  If security, it tends to enjoy using force a bit much, tasing anything for any reason.  If engineer, it likes to go around hacking vending machines and causing mischief. If janitor, it cleans a bit while stealing important items.  Keep an eye on your stamp!  If medical, it likes to wander around healing people, as well as secretly causing outbreaks of 'non-harmful' diseases like the common cold.  If service, expect it to mix drinks that are generally even LESS healthy than normal, such as Neruotoxin and Toxin's Special.  Has been known to stalk people offering free cigarettes.  If standard, it spends ALL its time causing mischief wherever it can, though it will also try to stun people for any reason it can.  Hope it chooses to become a miner, then it will work as hard as it can, sometimes with its radio off to avoid interruptions.  It does this so it can change to something else and speed around with a VTEC upgrade.
Likes: fightingJUSTICE, Runtime, Disposals
Dislikes: Space, Ion Rifles, Peace

[Ozarck]

Make delicious microwaved meals for whole crew, get random space madness or plague or drugs in the food from science, hallucinate Alyson Saylor repeatedly attacking me, head to escape pod in dorms, warn everyone away, lest space madness force me to attack on sight.

[scrdest]

Make delicious microwaved meals for whole crew, get random space madness or plague or drugs in the food from science, hallucinate Alyson Saylor repeatedly attacking me, head to escape pod in dorms, warn everyone away, lest space madness force me to attack on sight.

Heh, no, it wasn't Science. I added some GBS blood to the food.

[M3hillus]

Make delicious microwaved meals for whole crew, get random space madness or plague or drugs in the food from science, hallucinate Alyson Saylor repeatedly attacking me, head to escape pod in dorms, warn everyone away, lest space madness force me to attack on sight.

It was kinda funny because I was lost in space when you started accusing me of trying to kill you.

I also learned that the Mech Fire extinguisher doesn't give thrust. Found the white-ship, explored it, Gundam launched my Ripley, Smashed into the derelict, Gundam launched again, wound up BACK at the white-ship, launch and hit the mining asteroid. And make it back to the station to catch the shuttle. Was a good round for me, ha ha.

[kg333]

Alternate server is now back up, although bandwidth remains at 1 Mbps, so it'll probably still be fairly laggy.

KG

[BigD145]

Make delicious microwaved meals for whole crew, get random space madness or plague or drugs in the food from science, hallucinate Alyson Saylor repeatedly attacking me, head to escape pod in dorms, warn everyone away, lest space madness force me to attack on sight.

It was kinda funny because I was lost in space when you started accusing me of trying to kill you.

Drugs everywhere!

[Ozarck]

It was kinda funny because I was lost in space when you started accusing me of trying to kill you.

That, and the fact that no damage was done, even though I was hit in the head like ten times with a pickaxe, is what led me to the diagnosis of space madness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCiZpph9jo

Seriously, the insanity was going to cause me to attack anyone who came into that pod.

[Glloyd]

Hahahaha, another in a long line of things that make me wonder why we play a /tg/ branch as opposed to BS12:

http://baystation12.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8498&view=unread&sid=60c13c91e3ee6ffeb627925cb6fc3709#unread

For those who are lazy, it`s basically Metacide talking about how he wants to port his map over, because

I put it together and maintain it for the most part, and have been playing a lot of BayStation recently. I've really come to like a lot of the features, particularly in medbay. Once I've finished the few goals I have left for MetaStation before it stays relatively stable, I'd quite like to convert it to the BayStation codebase.

And the response seems quite receptive, so who knows.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hey, inform me if I should take these elsewhere, but this looks active soooo....questions:

I'm trying to host my own server to learn the jobs.
Question 1: How would I use the GUI in the image below?
Question 2: How would I change what station I host?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've successfully followed the tgstation directions here & have joined my own server, but I don't have any experience with, (and kinda dislike), the default station & GUI.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Got my own (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And a new one with the necessary adjustments (Corrected DOB) (click to show/hide)

Q-Toad Cakeman. New alias.

Spoiler: And one more for space (click to show/hide)

Reasons for being targeted for assassination:
-Cheated on exams, or a glitch in the system, somehow he's "passed" for being a Chief Medical Officer. He'd do better as a janitor, or captain of a garbage scowl. His inferiors back at the academy aren't a forgiving type.
-Inventing the Chemistry equivalent of Russian Roulette (5 Space Drugs, 1 50u Mindbreaker), and randomly leaving it in random locations; again, old classmates and peers were not amused; especially those who lost.
-Pushing Robust Drugs (and sometimes rigging them with other things).
-Filling a Syndicate shuttle with monkey cubes saturated in mindbreaker toxin before getting fired.
-Cigar(ettes) and thermite don't mix well, especially when lit. Another joke that went south. In hindsight, another bad idea.

Basically, my guy is a lazy bastard that made it through the cracks by mere chance, stumbled through his job previously working with the Syndicate (He didn't know crap about his new position, nor the right channels to get the job; stumbling into working with the Syndicate. It's not even his major in the Academy; so how would he know?), and before getting fired, or more like a practical joke taken too far, he set off a few full-capacity monkey cube boxes with Mindbreaker toxin as a means of hydrating the cubes inside a Syndicate Shuttle before takeoff. Details of the Syndie-Monkey-Shuttle Incident is mostly redacted. Simply put, there's a reason they want him dead for this.

EDIT:
I like the botched stamp on mine. Looks more authentic. Hides the date better without editing.

Corrected how the date was ordered on the newer one.

[BigD145]

Hey, inform me if I should take these elsewhere, but this looks active soooo....questions:

I'm trying to host my own server to learn the jobs.
Question 1: How would I use the GUI in the image below?
Question 2: How would I change what station I host?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've successfully followed the tgstation directions here & have joined my own server, but I don't have any experience with, (and kinda dislike), the default station & GUI.

1: That's a goon server. We play /tg/. Different code in lots of ways.
2: Using a different map than default: http://wiki.ss13.eu/index.php/MetaStation

If you really want to learn a job, just play. Start at the low end and ask for a boss in a department before round start.