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[Jacob/Lee]

I was walking into cargo bay, then towards the emagged mining dock door, tracking the disk when I hear a gunshot. A taser bolt FLIES OUT AND HITS ME and my ally runs right by my stunned body and books it for maintenance. The HoS and a miner come out, cuff me, and drag me to the security checkpoint. I use my freedom implant and run for my pack, but the miner shoots me in the face with my own gun. I'm dragged back with no cuffs, so I get up and run again Shot in the face with my own gun a second time. Then the HoS beats me to death with a baton while I plead for my life. I enter critical, succumb, and my corpse explodes somehow. My backpack had my SMG in it, which is what I was going for. That whole round was a trainwreck.

E: We also spent FOREVER trying to figure out how to open the damn shuttle door from the syndie base. It seems there's no way of doing it, so BD spawned a military PDA for us to use. Then we spent even longer trying to organize the squad.

[Knight of Fools]

I'll also point out the fact that I didn't know the round was revolutionary until I was flashed.

That's certainly odd. Everyone's always fairly clear that you have to RP conversion.

[choppy]

sorry guys i am the chef. its lagging to bad for me.

[My Name is Immaterial]

So. Apparently people don't like it when you do your job a Chaplain and spread your religion and then defend it from heathens and blasphemer. There goes all fun I had a Chaplain.

[Jacob/Lee]

So. Apparently people don't like it when you do your job a Chaplain and spread your religion and then defend it from heathens and blasphemer. There goes all fun I had a Chaplain.

People will never like it when any civilian except the chef and bartender do their jobs.

[My Name is Immaterial]

So. Apparently people don't like it when you do your job a Chaplain and spread your religion and then defend it from heathens and blasphemer. There goes all fun I had a Chaplain.

People will never like it when any civilian except the chef and bartender do their jobs.

Seems that way.

[Bdthemag]

So. Apparently people don't like it when you do your job a Chaplain and spread your religion and then defend it from heathens and blasphemer. There goes all fun I had a Chaplain.

IC Reactions /= OOC Reactions. Most characters aren't going to be super for some crazy guy spreading his religion.

[Vactor]

So. Apparently people don't like it when you do your job a Chaplain and spread your religion and then defend it from heathens and blasphemer. There goes all fun I had a Chaplain.

Yeah IC reactions can be negative while everyone has a good time OOC.  (I need only point to the Clown/Mime/QM/Chef incidents of the other night)

[wlerin]

Sorry about the power that round guys. I ... well, I probably shouldn't have experimented with the singulo when everyone was on.

[BigD145]

My glorious quantum cheese wheel. Wasted. WHY?!

I learned a lot cooking. That was worth some time. I packed half the kitchen into that cheese, including cooked donk-pockets. I also grabbed a bunch of O2 tanks and shoved them in. It took almost everything I could give it. I was hoping someone would eat it whole or I would cut it open.

[wlerin]

From my experiments with packing foods with other substances, the number of bites is increased by the amount of stuff crammed into it, and the person eating is only affected by a small piece of the whole per bite.


Thus, e.g., injecting 50 units of Chloral Hydrate into a one-bite burger is not instantly lethal. In fact, it takes about 51 bites to finish eating it. (Or maybe 26, or 11, or something. I didn't actually finish it.)

[rabidgam3r]

I am the grand master of dodging. While obese, I evade four people, ONE OF WHICH IS AXL and the other has a gun, in a small corridor, while cuffed, for at least a minute. Then escaped again. Then continued to escape.

[miauw62]

I was walking into cargo bay, then towards the emagged mining dock door, tracking the disk when I hear a gunshot. A taser bolt FLIES OUT AND HITS ME and my ally runs right by my stunned body and books it for maintenance. The HoS and a miner come out, cuff me, and drag me to the security checkpoint. I use my freedom implant and run for my pack, but the miner shoots me in the face with my own gun. I'm dragged back with no cuffs, so I get up and run again Shot in the face with my own gun a second time. Then the HoS beats me to death with a baton while I plead for my life. I enter critical, succumb, and my corpse explodes somehow. My backpack had my SMG in it, which is what I was going for. That whole round was a trainwreck.

E: We also spent FOREVER trying to figure out how to open the damn shuttle door from the syndie base. It seems there's no way of doing it, so BD spawned a military PDA for us to use. Then we spent even longer trying to organize the squad.

You exploded because explosive implant. I think ninjas get it too. Also, detomatixes are hardly lethal.

[Jacob/Lee]

I am the grand master of dodging. While obese, I evade four people, ONE OF WHICH IS AXL and the other has a gun, in a small corridor, while cuffed, for at least a minute. Then escaped again. Then continued to escape.

The HoP activated "windmill" mode when firing his gun and managed to hit me a bunch. It was hilarious watching four people chase a cuffed, obese man through a hallway.

Also, just in case you (anyone) didn't know, chemical properties transfer between bodies/items. I.E, if you stab someone with a parapen and gib them, then make them into burgers, eating said burgers will make your vision blurry and you'll pass out for a short while. Useful if you want more bang for your buck when using chemicals.

[Chrispy]

I apologize, did I just crash the server when trying to mine plasma with a pickaxe?