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[Caesar]

True, the hype may have let people down but the sense of power it gives me as I bring literally billions of years of history in developing a species completely to ruin because they charged me too much for refilling my energy tanks is amazing.

You are evil. I like you.

[Xantalos]

True, the hype may have let people down but the sense of power it gives me as I bring literally billions of years of history in developing a species completely to ruin because they charged me too much for refilling my energy tanks is amazing.

You are evil. I like you.

Why thanks!
I'm actually quite far on my quest to conquer the entire galaxy. Nearly allied with the Grox, and once that's done I'll conquer the rest of the petty empires then turn on them! Then once I've conquered them I shall rest, for I've done the closest one can get to becoming a god in that game.

[Caesar]

Why thanks!
I'm actually quite far on my quest to conquer the entire galaxy. Nearly allied with the Grox, and once that's done I'll conquer the rest of the petty empires then turn on them! Then once I've conquered them I shall rest, for I've done the closest one can get to becoming a god in that game.

Hehe. I know that feeling. I did play the game a lot. I just sorely missed the feeling that my species were really evolving. It was all so.. Cartoonish.

Plus, watching some large animal get killed by a small critter with random parts on its body that someone else created just.. Just hurt me.

[Xantalos]

Ah. The solution to that is to play offline like I do.
Admittedly I don't do it voluntarily; apparently my copy's expired or something, but it means only my narcisissm magnificence will interact with my creatures.

[Caesar]

Ah. The solution to that is to play offline like I do.
Admittedly I don't do it voluntarily; apparently my copy's expired or something, but it means only my narcisissm magnificence will interact with my creatures.

But then you get a war between your own beautiful creations, while they all deserve to conquer the universe.

[Xantalos]

I just start a new game with every one of them then. It's perfect!

[ragnarok97071]

I felt horrible just writing that.

That poor bastard.

Also Karen shall be somewhat freaked the fuck out, I think.

[Xantalos]

Oy jeez. If she survives this game I'm going to have to educate Illumina about proper conduct.

Anyhow, Fniff, am I correct in presuming that there's people from the interdimensional SCP watching Merlin's shop? It's integral for my act.

[ragnarok97071]

Oy jeez. If she survives this game I'm going to have to educate Illumina about proper conduct.

Anyhow, Fniff, am I correct in presuming that there's people from the interdimensional SCP watching Merlin's shop? It's integral for my act.

Well to be fair she didn't TELL it to attack like that.

it was just the most convenient ambush path.

She literally just gave it the equivalent of a quest.

'here is a dude. I want him dead. Go.'

[Caesar]

That sounds like one horrible way to die.

[wer6]

Its fucking terrifying hae A tier 5 empire of your first generation of species come in, kick your ass, and promptly get there ass's get kicked by a even bigger tier 2 generation empire((where the fuck did they went!?))

[ragnarok97071]

That sounds like one horrible way to die.

You say this like it's surprising, given what she is. o.o

[Caesar]

That sounds like one horrible way to die.

You say this like it's surprising, given what she is. o.o

Fair enough.

[Xantalos]

That sounds like one horrible way to die.

Not if he's a masochist.
Well maybe still.

[ragnarok97071]

But yeah any other comments than 'nopenopenope'?

Anything I could improve?

...

Someone want to find her?