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Author Topic: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)  (Read 115477 times)

Tomcost

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #330 on: March 27, 2013, 08:34:40 pm »

...What? Why?
There are 2 options:
1) He is playing this like Dwarf Fortress.
2) He means to use them as shock troopers.

Also, this is a PTW

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #331 on: March 27, 2013, 08:44:25 pm »

See if we can bring some gnomes or halflings to use as weapons.
Where would we find them?

By the way we haven't used our ability to talk to our god much.  Anyone want to ask him questions or for advice?
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« Reply #332 on: March 27, 2013, 11:59:14 pm »

See if we can bring some gnomes or halflings to use as weapons.
...What? Why?
Something other then a goblin doing a dual is unheard of, as most species prefer to use the smaller ones to beat the bigger ones to death with. Humans, elves, dwarves and the other smaller races just stab them.
Because stabbing is for the weak.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #333 on: March 28, 2013, 01:31:15 am »

Yeah, ask our god if he likes goblins. I hope he says yes because I want a goblin horde the size of the army that stormed Minas Tirith.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #334 on: March 28, 2013, 06:35:13 am »

See if we can bring some gnomes or halflings to use as weapons.
...What? Why?
Something other then a goblin doing a dual is unheard of, as most species prefer to use the smaller ones to beat the bigger ones to death with. Humans, elves, dwarves and the other smaller races just stab them.
Because stabbing is for the weak.
...YOU CAN'T STAB WITH SMALL PEOPLE AND VERY STRONG PEOPLE STAB AS WELL.
Why is everyone still crazy?
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #335 on: March 28, 2013, 08:27:31 am »

See? This is why being sane, even according to the local standards, is a problem.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #336 on: March 28, 2013, 10:43:30 am »

((The troll bahes the goblin in the upper body with the gnome corpse, jamming the left true ribs through the left lung!))

Now, coming back to the domination of the world. We should ask our god if he likes having worshippers and a religion, or if we should just kill stuff and it will be enough.

Also, here's an idea for long term: farm tons of Deathrot (it should be easy for us), become the 1º drug dealer in the city, dominate all the mafia and stuff, CONQUER THE WORLD.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #337 on: March 28, 2013, 11:31:24 am »

I approve of the Death Rot monopoly.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #338 on: March 28, 2013, 12:16:35 pm »

I approve of the Death Rot monopoly.
Well, we ARE evil...
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #339 on: March 28, 2013, 12:54:32 pm »

I approve of the Death Rot monopoly.
Well, we ARE evil...

I always imagined monopoly as mafia families trying to control the city. It's pretty evil for me, as I also imagine that the mafia skims right off the top and hires illegal immigrants to work so it's super cheap labor. It's pretty evil.

I approve of monopoly. And asking Put about goblins.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #340 on: March 29, 2013, 12:31:35 am »

I approve. Also, when this started, I REALLY did not see us becoming a drug lord coming.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #341 on: March 29, 2013, 01:38:44 am »

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #342 on: March 30, 2013, 11:04:15 am »

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #343 on: March 30, 2013, 02:59:28 pm »

And so, you start on your journey to a local goblin camp. You take along two random cultists, who were very eager to come along. One has some experience in how to stab things, the other knows how to sweet-talk the average person.
They seemed like fine choices. You get to meet them (well, they meet each other while you listen).
Also of note is that your cult is cultivating deathrot. It takes a long while before anything happens with the plant though.
The stabby one is named Morgelmore, he was raised by some well-adjusted orcs. The only real orcish thing about them was their appearance and the names. He lost them both to a holy inquisition who seek to slay all evil. Unfortunately, they included orcs as evil.(I did not mean to draw very sad parallels to how African-Americans were treated in the olden days, but here they are.)

The sweet-talker never knew his parents, nor did he ever get a real name. He got raised by a local street thug with a warmer heart then you'd think. He got his sweet-talking skills from having to calm down angry people at a local bar, and if that didn't work out Daddy Droog just stepped in to punch the person into next week.
He lost his job and parent in an accidental fire in the basement. The alcohol caused the fire to burn down 11 houses in its vicinity. Daddy Droog threw Sweet-talker through a window to save him, before Droog burned to death.
Enough about those two disposables. You have a little talk with Put, who finds goblins to be a fine example on how to life for fun.
They do everything he likes, doing things most other races find obscene. He doesn't mind their numbers getting cut down a bit from time to time though, seeing how their meat is delicious.
If they get enough numbers they may also get accepted into the sentient community, which will lead to them performing less sin. We can't have that, now, can we?

He also warns that goblins never form large armies. Due to goblin eagerness, it tends to end very badly. 20 goblins on one person may seem awesome, but they stab each-other more then the person.
In tribes they works best. An army of around 150 goblins tends to work, if barely.
You come close to the goblin camps. The problem is, goblins shoot humans on sight. How are you going to get to the chief?

You see a wall made up of crude wooden pikes. Multiple guards patrol the area, but it's not very well-done. If you'd find a crack in the wall, all you need to do is wait until they aren't around. There is one gate, which is operated by vines pulling it back and a wheel. It is spiky at the top, and you see a multitude of heads on it.


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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #344 on: March 30, 2013, 03:24:59 pm »

Maybe an illusion to lure away the guards?
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