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Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo

President Bush

Persus13

Xantalos

Obligatory Other

[GreatWyrmGold]

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Reincarnate as the Embodiment of Logical Fallacies.
Somehow reason that since I'm alive, everyone else is dead.

[6] You cannot do anything logical. Being an omnicidalist, you can't try to kill anyone because that would make sense for you to do.

Blah. Not worth it.
Join Sane People. Try to send Lich into vampire form again.

[3] You summon a vampire, who joins your side.

You skipped me

Pretty sure you died. That's the usual reason for being skipped. Heck, I'll call that a rule. Rule #1.

Respawn, join Sane People, do battle with the lich's enemies.

Hm. Who would be an enemy of the lich? [2] No one seems to be opposing the lich.

Get the women in jail.
Impregnate said women.

[6] You get every female tossed in jail and try to impregnate one. Let's just say that one Dragon Slave later, there was no jail. [1,6,3,5] scapheap and Alexandra also die.

>RESPAWN AS A MAD LIZARD SCIENTIST WITH REALITY BOMB BLUEPRINTS

[3] You are a crazy lizard sitting on a sheet of paper.

Become head of 'Hats' faction again.
Summon Elite Hatlings

[4] You summon 13 Elite Hatlings.

Remind ZoomZoll I'm underage, Use the watery card to heal myself.

TheZoomZoll is dead. [3] Thanks to Watery intervention, you're only mostly dead, so Lina has more options than checking your pockets for loose change (or would if she hadn't used her action).

Make Xantalos live.

[4] You avoid killing him.

Take over Squidward.

[1v3+3] Squidward takes over you! Must be Soviet Russia.

Pray very hard so I become very smart. :V

[1] You become very faithful and, of course, dumb.

Rise from the grave a third time as Zombie Ghost GraveHaunter.  Create Army of Undead Pokemon!

[4] You do so. Um...let's go with a zombie each of Charizard, Venasaur, Blastoise, and Raichu.

BOSS TURN:
The Alexes contemplate motivation, and as they do so [5] summon 90 more.
Black Mage [6] Hadoukens everything. [5,6,6,4,5,1,4,1,6+3,4+1,2,4,62,3,5,4,2,5,2,5,5,4,1] Casualties: Lina, the Necromons, Corai, Kermit, Redcloak, da_nang, TopHat, and TheZoomZoll's children, and Squidward's last shards of weakness...
Um...yeah, good enough. UPDATING!

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

GraveHaunter, Zombie Ghost Grave Haunter
Persus13, Arthur (-1 from shame)
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
Vorthon, stupid faithful neanderthal in tacky clothes

Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, an orphaned Froslass

Spoiler: Lawful Good Dragons (left) (click to show/hide)

Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)

Spoiler: Sane People, erm, Villains(?) (click to show/hide)

Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)

Doomblade
tomio, under Squidward's control

Black Mage
Vampire, Generic

Spoiler: Alex (click to show/hide)

Alexes, 100

Spoiler: Omnicidalists? (click to show/hide)

Xantalos, Embodiment of Logical Fallacies

Spoiler: Hats (click to show/hide)

13 Elite Hatlings

Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)

LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Some Women

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Posess a new body out of all the corpses

[LordSlowpoke]

Bring in colonists from the home town, planning to build a small village under the vaguely defined honor field.

[Xantalos]

Change faction name to 'Those dudes who totally don't kill anybody ever'
Do the unreasonable.

[Gentlefish]

Respawn as Embodiment of Logic Gates. Whenever anyone say AND or OR, or an IF/THEN statement in their moves, reverse the final effect.

[Spinal_Taper]

Stop being in ther hero section. That was obviously the accident in question.

[TheZoomZoll]

Wake up as Cthulhu from this horrible horrible dream.

[scapheap]

Respawn as sailor moon, try the magic girls faction again.

[Persus13]

attack the black mage.

[da_nang]

>RESPAWN AS REALITY-DESTROYING DRAGON FROM SPACE

[Vorthon]

Rejoin the Knight Tiger, attend the Sane People Polytechnic Institute for Accelerated Learning.

[TopHat]

Respawn as old self.
Send Elite Hatlings to kill the black mage and loot his stuff.
Persuade hostile beanies to join me.

[GraveHaunter92]

Infect more Pokemon!  Create ZOMBIE GHOST POKEMON FACTION with un-orphaned Froslass

[Doomblade187]

Protect black mage by destroying his attackers!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Respawn. Posess a new body out of all the corpses

[5] You create a Colossal Zombie for you to inhabit.

Bring in colonists from the home town, planning to build a small village under the vaguely defined honor field.

[4] The colonists cometh! [2] They can't all fit in your shop.

Change faction name to 'Those dudes who totally don't kill anybody ever'
Do the unreasonable.

[2] It would be reasonable for you to try and logick your way out of everything, so you don't.

Respawn as Embodiment of Logic Gates. Whenever anyone say AND or OR, or an IF/THEN statement in their moves, reverse the final effect.

[5] ...Starting one turn after you explain to me how that works.

Stop being in ther hero section. That was obviously the accident in question.

You move to the Villagers faction.

Wake up as Cthulhu from this horrible horrible dream.

[1] Cthulhu sleeps, and dreams he was here. Your action intersects with his, causing your mind to be ripped to shreds against the force of Dreamthulhu.

Respawn as sailor moon, try the magic girls faction again.

[5] To TV Tropes!
You summon: Sailors Mars, Mercury, and Jupiter, Lyrical Nanoha, Akira, Ririka Moriya, Pam Akumachi, Cardcaptor Torika, The Powerpuff Girls, and the Enchantress, all of whom will be treated as functionally identical if I didn't happen to know more about them before looking them up or what I remember from skimming the TV Tropes pages because there's no way I'm fully reading half a dozen TV Tropes pages just to learn the subtle distinctions between them.

attack the black mage.

Protect black mage by destroying his attackers!

[5v5] Persus and Doomblade clash in an epic struggle while Black Mage wishes he had multiple 9th level spells per day!

>RESPAWN AS REALITY-DESTROYING DRAGON FROM SPACE

[1] You respawn as reality-supporting dragon from Earth.

Rejoin the Knight Tiger, attend the Sane People Polytechnic Institute for Accelerated Learning.

[2] You fail the application test.

Respawn as old self.
Send Elite Hatlings to kill the black mage and loot his stuff.
Persuade hostile beanies to join me.

[2] Not only do you not respawn, the hostile beanies are long dead.

Infect more Pokemon!  Create ZOMBIE GHOST POKEMON FACTION with un-orphaned Froslass

The only Pokemon around, dead or alive, are you and Pistachio. [3] So you summon a Majikarp. [4] And zombify it.

BOSS TURN:
Squidward decides to educate everyone. [4+3] Using some mighty magi-speakers, he educates everyone some in the Ways of Sanity.
Knight Tiger decides to help Black Mage out, [6+1] killing Persus and Doomblade.
tomio [2] trips over his own feet.
Black Mage rests. (1/8)
The vampire keeps an eye on Black Mage.
The Alexes decide to join the Sane People.
The villagers build a village.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Village
Popcorn shop set up in village, with Strengthened Honor Barriers

AND, OR, and IF/THEN reversed

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
GraveHaunter, Zombie Ghost Grave Haunter
Furtaka, Colossal Zombie
Pufferfish, Embodiment of Logic Gates

Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, an orphaned Froslass
Zombie Majikarp

Spoiler: Lawful Good Dragons (left) (click to show/hide)

Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)

Spoiler: Sane People, erm, Villains(?) (click to show/hide)

Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Lieutenant: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)

tomio, under Squidward's control
Vorthon, stupid faithful neanderthal in tacky clothes

Alexes, 100
Black Mage
Vampire, Generic

Spoiler: Omnicidalists? (click to show/hide)

Xantalos, Embodiment of Logical Fallacies

Spoiler: Hats (click to show/hide)

13 Elite Hatlings

Spoiler: Villagers (click to show/hide)

LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc

Colonists
Some Women

Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)

scapheap, Sailor Moon

Akira
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
the Enchantress
Pam Akumachi
Lyrical Nanoha
Ririka Moriya
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter