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Author Topic: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Revote!  (Read 105798 times)

Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #210 on: January 18, 2013, 03:08:27 pm »

Respawn as a neanderthal in tacky 70's-style clothing. Also, Neanderthal =/= stupid so don't try to pull any funny business. :P
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #211 on: January 18, 2013, 06:25:37 pm »

Play mathematic Geriatric music.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #212 on: January 18, 2013, 11:01:55 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Angry crotch grows into a humanoid shape, powered by SEXISM.
I continue to kill everything except angry crotch.

[2] Your crotch, sadly, remains crotch-shaped. [4+1] The two of you kill a lot. [1,3,3,6,6,4,3,6,1,3,4] GraveHaunter, two Alexes, the automaton, and a couple women are killed; scapheap, Spinal_Taper, and Alexandra are crippled; and Pistachio is orphaned.

"Hey!  That fucker killed Steve!  GET 'IM!"
Jump Xantalos with fellow Pokemon!
You are killed, but your daughter tries to pick up your torch! [2] She breaks down and cries.

Grab a vampire from out of nowhere and send the Lich into it's body. Convince Lich to create his own splinter faction.
[2] Sadly, the lich is still stuck in his tower's form.

>PICK UP ANNIHILATION GUN
>ANNIHILATE DOOMBLADE

[5] Doomblade annihilated.

I will call forth the magic girls faction.
[3] You summon Lina Inverse, who is a girl and who is magical. [3] She decides to work with you, but as a Hero.

Make a sequel called "How does genitalia work anyway?"
Become neutral and parent the kids.

[1] You are a horrible parent and get tossed in jail for child abuse.

Become faction leader.
[1] You are cast out of the Alexes, renamed...Arthur. What shame.

Defeat Xantalos in battle.
respawn as old self with awesome sabre, then assist in killing Xantalos
[5] You slay Xantalos.

Respawn as a neanderthal in tacky 70's-style clothing. Also, Neanderthal =/= stupid so don't try to pull any funny business. :P
[2] You respawn as a stupid neanderthal in tacky clothes.

Play mathematic Geriatric music.
[4-1] You can't play as well since your Accident...

BOSS TURN:
Lina Inverse [4v3] uses Dragon Slave! It is effective against da_nang, as well as a large amount of the surrounding terrain.
Xantalos's crotch drops dead. New rule discovered!
[6] A portal opens, dumping Squidward and Knight Tiger out, alongside Black Mage, Redcloak, and Kermit the Frog.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alex (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Lich's Fan Club (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #213 on: January 18, 2013, 11:13:09 pm »

Reincarnate as the Embodiment of Logical Fallacies.
Somehow reason that since I'm alive, everyone else is dead.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #214 on: January 18, 2013, 11:14:24 pm »

Blah. Not worth it.

Join Sane People. Try to send Lich into vampire form again.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #215 on: January 18, 2013, 11:35:44 pm »

You skipped me
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It's FEF, not FEOF

Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #216 on: January 18, 2013, 11:50:48 pm »

Respawn, join Sane People, do battle with the lich's enemies.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #217 on: January 19, 2013, 01:42:34 am »

Get the women in jail.
Impregnate said women.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #218 on: January 19, 2013, 03:16:52 am »

>RESPAWN AS A MAD LIZARD SCIENTIST WITH REALITY BOMB BLUEPRINTS
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #219 on: January 19, 2013, 05:44:51 am »

Become head of 'Hats' faction again.
Summon Elite Hatlings
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scapheap

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #220 on: January 19, 2013, 05:48:46 am »

Remind ZoomZoll I'm underage, Use the watery card to heal myself.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Persus13

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #221 on: January 19, 2013, 09:44:40 am »

Make Xantalos live.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #222 on: January 19, 2013, 02:14:22 pm »

Take over Squidward.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #223 on: January 19, 2013, 05:17:39 pm »

Pray very hard so I become very smart. :V
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #224 on: January 19, 2013, 06:01:48 pm »

Rise from the grave a third time as Zombie Ghost GraveHaunter.  Create Army of Undead Pokemon!
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Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.
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