I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Reincarnate as the Embodiment of Logical Fallacies.
Somehow reason that since I'm alive, everyone else is dead.
[6] You cannot do anything logical. Being an omnicidalist, you can't try to kill anyone because that would make sense for you to do.
Blah. Not worth it.
Join Sane People. Try to send Lich into vampire form again.
[3] You summon a vampire, who joins your side.
You skipped me
Pretty sure you died. That's the usual reason for being skipped. Heck, I'll call that a rule. Rule #1.
Respawn, join Sane People, do battle with the lich's enemies.
Hm. Who would be an enemy of the lich? [2] No one seems to be opposing the lich.
Get the women in jail.
Impregnate said women.
[6] You get every female tossed in jail and try to impregnate one. Let's just say that one Dragon Slave later, there was no jail. [1,6,3,5] scapheap and Alexandra also die.
>RESPAWN AS A MAD LIZARD SCIENTIST WITH REALITY BOMB BLUEPRINTS
[3] You are a crazy lizard sitting on a sheet of paper.
Become head of 'Hats' faction again.
Summon Elite Hatlings
[4] You summon 13 Elite Hatlings.
Remind ZoomZoll I'm underage, Use the watery card to heal myself.
TheZoomZoll is dead. [3] Thanks to Watery intervention, you're only
mostly dead, so Lina has more options than checking your pockets for loose change (or would if she hadn't used her action).
Make Xantalos live.
[4] You avoid killing him.
Take over Squidward.
[1v3+3] Squidward takes over you! Must be Soviet Russia.
Pray very hard so I become very smart. :V
[1] You become very faithful and, of course, dumb.
Rise from the grave a third time as Zombie Ghost GraveHaunter. Create Army of Undead Pokemon!
[4] You do so. Um...let's go with a zombie each of Charizard, Venasaur, Blastoise, and Raichu.
BOSS TURN:
The Alexes contemplate motivation, and as they do so [5] summon 90 more.
Black Mage [6] Hadoukens everything. [5,6,6,4,5,1,4,1,6+3,4+1,2,4,62,3,5,4,2,5,2,5,5,4,1] Casualties: Lina, the Necromons, Corai, Kermit, Redcloak, da_nang, TopHat, and TheZoomZoll's children, and Squidward's last shards of weakness...
Um...yeah, good enough. UPDATING!
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
GraveHaunter, Zombie Ghost Grave Haunter
Persus13, Arthur (-1 from shame)
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
Vorthon, stupid faithful neanderthal in tacky clothes
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, an orphaned Froslass
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)
Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)
Doomblade
tomio, under Squidward's control
Black Mage
Vampire, Generic
Xantalos, Embodiment of Logical Fallacies
LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Some Women