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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #195 on: January 17, 2013, 10:47:03 am »

Fuse with Johnny Cash.

((I like it))
((Aww. You hate me.))
Be the luck I don't have. Be half luck, half Betty White, half Johnny Cash, and 150% improper fraction.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #196 on: January 17, 2013, 04:30:11 pm »

Respawn as old self, then do this:
Elbow TopHat Xantalos in throat, rip out crotch, beat to death with crotch.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #197 on: January 17, 2013, 04:36:28 pm »

>SHOOT KNIGHT TIGER WITH ANNIHILATION GUN
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #198 on: January 17, 2013, 06:43:57 pm »

Stop da_nang from shooting knight tiger by attacking him with the doomblade.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #199 on: January 17, 2013, 11:48:44 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Create Gargoyles shaped like Sponges and Starfish and have them chase squidward into the portal
[5] Squidward flees into the portal, followed by Knight Tiger. The portal closes.

Make the Alex faction. Summon more Alexes.
[2] Well, there's an Alex faction now.

BAAAAATTLE!
[1] You practice on yourself. This is lethal.

...Go kill everyone in a badass fashion.
[2] You kill an orangish dragon thingy, but feel kinda embarrassed so you stop.

Send Charizards through the portal into the Sane World.  Tell them to bring back more ice cream!
The Charizards zoom at the portal! While one gets killed by Xantalos, [3] one other makes it through before the portal closes.

(('Cardcaptor Sakura' is the name of the show))

Use the windy card on Doomblade
[6] Windy is summoned. I think that's how it works. Anyways, Doomblade is blown right into da_nang!

What the fuck is a Barney Dicksinsonstuffguy?!
Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother.

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Just transform into Cthulhu again.
Impregnate the whores after you transform back into a Cthulhu.

[1] You transform permanently into Barney Stinson instead of being a figurative one! Time to make this battle legen--wait for it--dary! [6] Women impregnated, and promptly give birth.

Fuse with Johnny Cash.

((I like it))
((Aww. You hate me.))
Be the luck I don't have. Be half luck, half Betty White, half Johnny Cash, and 150% improper fraction.
[6] You transform into an improper fraction with some elements of Betty White and Johnny Cash.
((Furtaka, care to let Spinal know what can happen when you turn into numbers?))

Respawn as old self, then do this:
Elbow TopHat Xantalos in throat, rip out crotch, beat to death with crotch.
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[6] When you rip out Xantalos's crotch, his (its?) blood sprays at you angrily and lethally. [3] His crotch animates as a really weird familiar for Xantalos...wait, wha?

>SHOOT KNIGHT TIGER WITH ANNIHILATION GUN
Stop da_nang from shooting knight tiger by attacking him with the doomblade.
[3+1v2] Doomblade disrupts da_nang's shot by slicing off the arm with the gun. Nice. And just think, of Doomblade wasn't blown over to you you'd still have an arm and might have shot Knight Tiger before he vanished through the portal!

BOSS TURN:
The ghost lich [3+3v2] takes over his tower from Furtaka.
...Wow, there's almost no NPCs running around. Relaxing.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Assorted Omnicidalists (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alex (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #200 on: January 17, 2013, 11:51:25 pm »

Angry crotch grows into a humanoid shape, powered by SEXISM.
I continue to kill everything except angry crotch.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #201 on: January 17, 2013, 11:52:59 pm »

Repossess my golem body.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #202 on: January 18, 2013, 12:14:41 am »

Defeat Xantalos in battle.
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #203 on: January 18, 2013, 12:43:04 am »

"Hey!  That fucker killed Steve!  GET 'IM!"
Jump Xantalos with fellow Pokemon!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #204 on: January 18, 2013, 12:46:04 am »

Grab a vampire from out of nowhere and send the Lich into it's body. Convince Lich to create his own splinter faction.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 02:24:16 am by Corai »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #205 on: January 18, 2013, 01:51:37 am »

>PICK UP ANNIHILATION GUN
>ANNIHILATE DOOMBLADE
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #206 on: January 18, 2013, 03:27:02 am »

Windy is summoned. I think that's how it works.
((more or less, the only cards that are not simply summon are sword(staff turn to a sword), fly(wings bust out the user's back), create(user need to think of what is create) and mirror(copy someone and is the only card that has showed a human intelligence). There also the hope and the nothing, but they from a movie and stupid.))

I will call forth the magic girls faction.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #207 on: January 18, 2013, 07:16:18 am »

Make a sequel called "How does genitalia work anyway?"
Become neutral and parent the kids.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #208 on: January 18, 2013, 07:29:34 am »

Become faction leader.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Back to the Future...Past
« Reply #209 on: January 18, 2013, 01:17:36 pm »

Defeat Xantalos in battle.
respawn as old self with awesome sabre, then assist in killing Xantalos
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