I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Create Gargoyles shaped like Sponges and Starfish and have them chase squidward into the portal
[5] Squidward flees into the portal, followed by Knight Tiger. The portal closes.
Make the Alex faction. Summon more Alexes.
[2] Well, there's an Alex faction now.
BAAAAATTLE!
[1] You practice on yourself. This is lethal.
...Go kill everyone in a badass fashion.
[2] You kill an orangish dragon thingy, but feel kinda embarrassed so you stop.
Send Charizards through the portal into the Sane World. Tell them to bring back more ice cream!
The Charizards zoom at the portal! While one gets killed by Xantalos, [3] one other makes it through before the portal closes.
(('Cardcaptor Sakura' is the name of the show))
Use the windy card on Doomblade
[6] Windy is summoned. I think that's how it works. Anyways, Doomblade is blown right into da_nang!
What the fuck is a Barney Dicksinsonstuffguy?!
Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother.
Just transform into Cthulhu again.
Impregnate the whores after you transform back into a Cthulhu.
[1] You transform permanently into Barney Stinson instead of being a figurative one! Time to make this battle legen--wait for it--dary! [6] Women impregnated, and promptly give birth.
Fuse with Johnny Cash.
((I like it))
((Aww. You hate me.))
Be the luck I don't have. Be half luck, half Betty White, half Johnny Cash, and 150% improper fraction.
[6] You transform into an improper fraction with some elements of Betty White and Johnny Cash.
((Furtaka, care to let Spinal know what can happen when you turn into numbers?))
Respawn as old self, then do this:
Elbow TopHat Xantalos in throat, rip out crotch, beat to death with crotch.
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[6] When you rip out Xantalos's crotch, his (its?) blood sprays at you angrily and lethally. [3] His crotch animates as a really weird familiar for Xantalos...wait, wha?
>SHOOT KNIGHT TIGER WITH ANNIHILATION GUN
Stop da_nang from shooting knight tiger by attacking him with the doomblade.
[3+1v2] Doomblade disrupts da_nang's shot by slicing off the arm with the gun. Nice. And just think, of Doomblade wasn't blown over to you you'd still have an arm and might have shot Knight Tiger before he vanished through the portal!
BOSS TURN:
The ghost lich [3+3v2] takes over his tower from Furtaka.
...Wow, there's almost no NPCs running around. Relaxing.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
GraveHaunter, Ghostly Haunter
scapheap, Sakura Kinomoto
Spinal_Taper, Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
TheZoomZoll, Barney Stinson
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a Froslass
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)
Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)
Doomblade, Doombladed Warrior
da_nang, One-Armed
Xantalos, Embodiment of Hate
Xantalos's Animate Crotch...wait, wha?
Persus13, Alex
Alexes, 12
Alexandra, 1
LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Automaton
Several Women
Several of TheZoomZoll's babies
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