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Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo

President Bush

Persus13

Xantalos

Obligatory Other

[scapheap]

Summon more non-good or evil dragons to be my faction

[Furtuka]

Be thankful I'm not that guy named Xantalo
Continue to absorb everything
Including Furtaka if he absorbs my body

Be thankful I'm not that guy named Furtaka

[Spinal_Taper]

Fuse with Johnny Cash.

((I like it))

[GreatWyrmGold]

MORE CLONING. REPLENISH THE RANKS OF MY MASTER'S ARMY.

[4] You make some clones!

Vorthon's under Heroes and Villains. How does that work?

Everyone respawns as a Hero unless they respawn as their old persona.

Respawn as awesome person. Destroy things with AWESOMENESS

[6] You explode from awesome. This destroys what's left of the tower and [4v5+1] makes Slowpoke's shop slightly dirty.

Take over Xantalo's body from the inside out

[1v1] You manage to get ejected from Xantalos's body, along with a fair portion of plasma.

Take over mecha-lich and bring my dragon followers into the fold of the Sane People faction. Gain faction bonus.

[6v6+3] The MechaLich (aka Squidward) avoids being taken over. You do, however, join the Sane People faction as a lieutenant. [5-1] You get a +1 bonus, half of what the faction can give. You'll get another +1 once more people are recruited.

Return as a ghost. Possess zedCorai.

[6] You manage to resurrect your corpse! You are, however, bound to Squidward. He is, after all, the lich. Oh, and you still project an aura in the Ethereal Plane.

>BREAK AWAY FROM XANTALOS
>BANISH HIM TO NETHER REALMS

[1] You get sucked into Xantalos's core and empower him with a gate to the Nether Realms...um, crap.

CAPITALISM, HO!

[3] You sell a bag of popcorn.

FORTIFY CASTLE WITH ICE CREAM!

[3] Wait, what?

Backstab Loki with my dagger and take control of tricksters

[4-1v5+6] You kinda get wiped from existence by the heavily-supported god of trickery who you tried to trick. Um.

Get some women.

[1] You get a bunch of drinks splashed in your face. You start to feel a little drunk. Always a silver lining, I guess.

Respawn in old body as leader of Hats faction thanks to blessing from god of hats.
Summon army of INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES WEARING TOP HATS.
Send them to kill heroes

[5] Oh dear. You have an army of 80 kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies who kill themselves and everyone else with a bonus below [5] +3. Except Pistachio, and they bring down her castle, in part due to large amounts of it being made out of ice cream. [3+1] Oh, and the Honor Barriers protect LordSlowpoke.

BOSS TURN:
The gods all decide to skedaddle. For obvious reasons.
Tim comes by, notes that there aren't an absurd number of factions, and leaves.
Knight Tiger decides to rebuild here. [4] He builds a tower.
Squidward [4+3v5+1] defeats Knight Tiger. He is now the leader. Well, then.
HE GIANT (possessed mecha-)LICH ON TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Dirty Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
Star (Xantalos) Above

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a Froslass

Spoiler: Lawful Good Dragons (left) (click to show/hide)

Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)

Spoiler: Sane People (click to show/hide)

Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)

Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)

LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Assimilate the Tower

[Doomblade187]

Respawn, and serve Squidward in my previous capacity, fending off all challengers to his rule.

[Corai]

Attempt to sew seeds of distrust between Lich and Squidward. Await the evil VS evil civil war.

[Persus13]

Aw man, my faction i painstakingly built since the beginning disappears in one turn. Ah well.

Summon as many people named Alex as possible.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aw man, my faction i painstakingly built since the beginning disappears in one turn. Ah well.

Well, considering how it involved several gods, I really had no idea what to do without making the contributions of every other PC and most NPCs worthless. Aside from giving everyone god-level strength, which NO.

[Xantalos]

Where my turn, GWG?

[GraveHaunter92]

RESPAWN AS A GHOST OF A GHOST POKEMON.
PROTECT DAUGHTER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

[da_nang]

>IF DEAD, RESPAWN.
>IF NOT, FIRE UP ANNIHILATION BEAM. ANNIHILATE SURROUNDINGS.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as the incarnation of hate.
Grab TopHat and crush and eat him.

[TheZoomZoll]

Get some  low-esteemed girls.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Where my turn, GWG?

I automatically skip the turns of people who die. Because dead people can't do things. (Your bonus was less than +3.) So don't bother impeding da_nang.

>MAKE XANTALOS GO SUPERNOVA

Xantalos isn't even a star anymore.