Fuse with Johnny Cash.
((I like it))
((Aww. You hate me.))
No, you were just another nameless victim of the kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombie massacre, which was sadly not a massacre
of kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies but rather one
by kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies.
So, aside from the kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombie massacre, how's the game been going in your opinion?
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Respawn. Assimilate the Tower
[6] You transform into the Genus Loci of the tower!
Respawn, and serve Squidward in my previous capacity, fending off all challengers to his rule.
[3] You sure do.
Attempt to sew seeds of distrust between Lich and Squidward. Await the evil VS evil civil war.
[6] You do so, causing the lich's spirit to be ejected from his former body. Oops.
Summon as many people named Alex as possible.
[4] You summon a dozen Alexes and an Alexandra.
RESPAWN AS A GHOST OF A GHOST POKEMON.
PROTECT DAUGHTER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
[4] You are a ghostly Haunter protecting Pistachio.
>IF DEAD, RESPAWN.
>IF NOT, FIRE UP ANNIHILATION BEAM. ANNIHILATE SURROUNDINGS.
[5] You respawn with an annihilator beam gun. Oh my.
Respawn as the incarnation of hate.
Grab TopHat and crush and eat him.
[5] You ready an action.
Get some low-esteemed girls.
[4] You do, after respawning. Lord knows how.
Mail-order a ridiculous amount of automatons from the homelands.
Begin cleaning shop.
Tinker with armor shatterer, looking to increase its firepower.
[3] You summon an automaton, which cleans the shop quickly. [3] You develop an armor shatterer.
Respawn as my old self.
Challenge Xantalos to a duel.
Pistols or swords?
You do, [4v2] but get eaten before you can finish the sentence.
Respawn as Sakura Kinomoto
Summon the magic girls faction.
[3] Okay, but can you give me the name of the work she's in so I can look it up on TV Tropes or something?
Splice my clone army with leopard DNA.
And thus Vorthon succumbs to the lure of catpeople. Again.
[4] Check. Leopard clones.
Fuse with Johnny Cash.
[2] No such luck.
BOSS TURN:
The lich's spirit [2] haunts Corai.
Squidward [5] creates a portal to the Universe of Sane People. Oh my.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (Furtaka)
Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers
Furtaka, The Tower
GraveHaunter, Ghostly Haunter
scapheap, Sakura Kinomoto
TheZoomZoll, Barney Stinson
Vorthon, Leopardclone Army
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a Froslass
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)
Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)
Doomblade, Doombladed Warrior
da_nang, with annihilator gun
Xantalos, Embodiment of Hate
LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Alexes, 12
Alexandria, 1
Automaton