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Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo

President Bush

Persus13

Xantalos

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[Xantalos]

...
TopHat.
We have some issues to work out between us.

[LordSlowpoke]

Mail-order a ridiculous amount of automatons from the homelands.

Begin cleaning shop.

Tinker with armor shatterer, looking to increase its firepower.

[da_nang]

Where my turn, GWG?

I automatically skip the turns of people who die. Because dead people can't do things. (Your bonus was less than +3.) So don't bother impeding da_nang.

>MAKE XANTALOS GO SUPERNOVA

Xantalos isn't even a star anymore.

... Fuck. *edits action*

[TopHat]

Respawn as my old self.
Challenge Xantalos to a duel.
Pistols or swords?

[scapheap]

Respawn as Sakura Kinomoto

Summon the magic girls faction.

[Vorthon]

Splice my clone army with leopard DNA.

[Spinal_Taper]

Fuse with Johnny Cash.

((I like it))

((Aww. You hate me.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fuse with Johnny Cash.
((I like it))

((Aww. You hate me.))

No, you were just another nameless victim of the kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombie massacre, which was sadly not a massacre of kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies but rather one by kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies.
So, aside from the kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombie massacre, how's the game been going in your opinion?

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Respawn. Assimilate the Tower

[6] You transform into the Genus Loci of the tower!

Respawn, and serve Squidward in my previous capacity, fending off all challengers to his rule.

[3] You sure do.

Attempt to sew seeds of distrust between Lich and Squidward. Await the evil VS evil civil war.

[6] You do so, causing the lich's spirit to be ejected from his former body. Oops.

Summon as many people named Alex as possible.

[4] You summon a dozen Alexes and an Alexandra.

RESPAWN AS A GHOST OF A GHOST POKEMON.
PROTECT DAUGHTER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

[4] You are a ghostly Haunter protecting Pistachio.

>IF DEAD, RESPAWN.
>IF NOT, FIRE UP ANNIHILATION BEAM. ANNIHILATE SURROUNDINGS.

[5] You respawn with an annihilator beam gun. Oh my.

Respawn as the incarnation of hate.
Grab TopHat and crush and eat him.

[5] You ready an action.

Get some  low-esteemed girls.

[4] You do, after respawning. Lord knows how.

Mail-order a ridiculous amount of automatons from the homelands.
Begin cleaning shop.
Tinker with armor shatterer, looking to increase its firepower.

[3] You summon an automaton, which cleans the shop quickly. [3] You develop an armor shatterer.

Respawn as my old self.
Challenge Xantalos to a duel.
Pistols or swords?

You do, [4v2] but get eaten before you can finish the sentence.

Respawn as Sakura Kinomoto
Summon the magic girls faction.

[3] Okay, but can you give me the name of the work she's in so I can look it up on TV Tropes or something?

Splice my clone army with leopard DNA.

And thus Vorthon succumbs to the lure of catpeople. Again.
[4] Check. Leopard clones.

Fuse with Johnny Cash.

[2] No such luck.

BOSS TURN:
The lich's spirit [2] haunts Corai.
Squidward [5] creates a portal to the Universe of Sane People. Oh my.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)

No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Lich's Rebuilt Tower (Furtaka)
Popcorn shop set up nearby, with Strengthened Honor Barriers

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Furtaka, The Tower
GraveHaunter, Ghostly Haunter
scapheap, Sakura Kinomoto
TheZoomZoll, Barney Stinson
Vorthon, Leopardclone Army

Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a Froslass

Spoiler: Lawful Good Dragons (left) (click to show/hide)

Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+1)
Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver)
Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper)

Spoiler: Sane People, erm, Villains (click to show/hide)

Leader: Squidward, MechaLich (+3)
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+1)

Doomblade, Doombladed Warrior

Spoiler: Assorted Omnicidalists (click to show/hide)

da_nang, with annihilator gun
Xantalos, Embodiment of Hate

Spoiler: Unfoed (click to show/hide)

LordSlowpoke, Popcorn-Shop Owner
Alexes, 12
Alexandria, 1
Automaton

[Furtuka]

Create Gargoyles shaped like Sponges and Starfish and have them chase squidward into the portal

[Persus13]

Make the Alex faction. Summon more Alexes.

[Vorthon]

BAAAAATTLE!

[Xantalos]

...Go kill everyone in a badass fashion.

[GraveHaunter92]

Send Charizards through the portal into the Sane World.  Tell them to bring back more ice cream!

[scapheap]

(('Cardcaptor Sakura' is the name of the show))

Use the windy card on Doomblade

[TheZoomZoll]

What the fuck is a Barney Dicksinsonstuffguy?!Just transform into Cthulhu again.
Impregnate the whores after you transform back into a Cthulhu.