Train throwing to Legendary.
You throw a stone at a barn wall. You hit! Truly you must be a legendary thrower.
Party with Lovechild! And Lovecraft!
Hey, there's a party going on in here!
We need to make sure we keep that copper spear we've got. And our last name is Boraudi?
Unleash HFS!
Go to dwarven fortress.
Incorporate magma cannon into chainsaw launcher.
Dig for adamantine.
Mine adamantine, listening for screams.
When heard, flee to real world.
You travel across the world and reach a dwarven fortress. You don't have your chainsaw launcher with you, just some dinky copper spear, so no magma cannon. Ah well, let's see if these dwarves need help with anything.
Mining adamantine? Sounds fun.
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Shortly afterwards...Well that was weird. You don't know how to get back to the real world though.
Empress Death Metal: AVENGE SELF! Crush these two insolent fools before you, as a warning to all who would stand against you!
Ask EMPRESS DEATH METAL how she can 'return' if she hasn't existed in this universe yet.
Meanwhile in the normal world...
"THE VOICES IN MY HEAD BELIEVE I WOULD LISTEN TO THEM WHICH IS ILLOGICAL. I HAVE RETURNED TO ENSLAVE THE FLESHBAGS AND CREATE THE ERA OF MACHINES."
"Returned? But you've never been here before..."
"DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE LEGENDS FROM THE MEDIEVAL TIMES FLESHBAG. THE BOYFRIEND AND THE FLESHQUEEN DESTROYED MY BODY BUT MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SURVIVED."
Hero: Go Macro and throw EDM faaaaaaar away so she wont be back until Christmas.
Empress Deathmetal: Summon the two demons and merge with them! YOU WILL LIVE AGAIN!
"YOUR FLESHHERO IS TRAPPED IN THE DWARFMATRIX AND CANNOT STOP ME. NOW I NEED MORE SLAVES."
"GREETINGS ROBOT. I AM - "
"BE QUIET ILLOGICDEMONS. YOU NOW SERVE ME."
Also: Combine box of fire with RC vehicle to make it a literal 'Fire' truck.
"DO NOT DARE SHOW INSUBORDINATION OR YOU WILL BURN."
Today's gift arrives, but everyone is too frightened to care. It's a
Wall with
Breathing Apparatus.
>_