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Author Topic: You are minifig II: Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 23120 times)

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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #150 on: December 17, 2012, 03:44:31 pm »

Untie self. Use chains/rope to attach snowball catapult to chainsawlauncher, making gunchuks!
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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #151 on: December 17, 2012, 05:03:18 pm »

Ask demons to help you out of the trap. If they ask, it was intended for Empress Death Metal.

Combine the trap, wall with artificial breathing equipment, and the with the Literal Firetruck to make the 3rd Demon with which to destroy save Christmas.

Make sure you get straight which one is past, present, and future.

Pose as a team because shit just go real.
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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #152 on: December 17, 2012, 05:40:50 pm »

Escape from trap.
Argue semantics with GM.
Build trap for non-allied demon thing.
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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #153 on: December 17, 2012, 05:56:06 pm »

Empress Death Metal isn't a 'Demon Thing'

Read the first 'minifig' story. Which since we are getting close to Christmas somebody should link and bump for people to read.

...A quick b12 search didn't find it however. Did it get deleted?
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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #154 on: December 17, 2012, 06:07:56 pm »

Empress Death Metal isn't a 'Demon Thing'

Read the first 'minifig' story. Which since we are getting close to Christmas somebody should link and bump for people to read.

...A quick b12 search didn't find it however. Did it get deleted?

Nope!  Here's your link! http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72079.0
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Re: You are minifig II: 8 days till Christmas
« Reply #155 on: December 17, 2012, 09:23:29 pm »

Little Girl: Free the Fireman, then seduce EMPRESS DEATH METAL's lieutenant with your snowball throwing-prowess!

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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #156 on: December 18, 2012, 03:03:54 pm »

Ask demons to help you out of the trap. If they ask, it was intended for Empress Death Metal.



"Hey demons! Get me down from here!"



"Demons? You guys?"

Combine the trap, wall with artificial breathing equipment, and the with the Literal Firetruck to make the 3rd Demon with which to destroy save Christmas.

Make sure you get straight which one is past, present, and future.

Pose as a team because shit just go real.
Escape from trap.
Argue semantics with GM.
Build trap for non-allied demon thing.



After a few hours, you manage to escape with your Houdini skills.



Now, you're going to use all this junk to build a proper third demon. Not one of those demon-robot-empress-things, whatever it was. You don't read medieval fairy tales anyway.



There! It looks great!

"Thank you for building my physical form, mortal. But now..."



"...I am needed in the future!"





Huh.



You pose as a team, but you feel lonely.

Untie self. Use chains/rope to attach snowball catapult to chainsawlauncher, making gunchuks!



But you know what will improve that posing.



The chainsaw launcher that just keeps getting better!

Little Girl: Free the Fireman, then seduce EMPRESS DEATH METAL's lieutenant with your snowball throwing-prowess!



"Hey girl, I have an idea. Why don't you go and seduce Empress Death Whatshername's lieutenant."



"Sorry sir. Now that I am a cyborg, I get to be part of the Empress's master race. It is we who shall inherit the Earth. Prepare to be enslaved or face annihilation."

Only one thing can save you now...



...and that's today's gift, a possibly heroic Dog eyeing a Fire Hydrant.

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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #157 on: December 18, 2012, 03:28:29 pm »

Microsize the kids to midigate their threat level.
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #158 on: December 18, 2012, 03:50:07 pm »

Macrosize dog to size of a bear, MOUNT YOUR DOG-BEAR AND CHARGE!
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #159 on: December 18, 2012, 03:51:02 pm »

Fireman: Incorporate Fire Hydrant into EMPRESS DEATH METAL

Dog: Do what comes naturally

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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #160 on: December 18, 2012, 04:03:14 pm »

Fireman: Incorporate Fire Hydrant into EMPRESS DEATH METAL

Dog: Do what comes naturally


This
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #161 on: December 18, 2012, 04:58:34 pm »

Incorporate fire hydrant into chainsaw launcher.
Spray water at cyborg-girl.
"No! We're defeating her! Bad! Bad!"
Tell dog we didn't mean him.
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #162 on: December 19, 2012, 12:42:25 am »

Fireman: Incorporate Fire Hydrant into EMPRESS DEATH METAL

Dog: Do what comes naturally


This

So much this.

And then this:

Microsize the kids to midigate their threat level.

Just the little boy, though. The little girl is still on our side... For now, at least!
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #163 on: December 19, 2012, 01:10:23 am »

I don't think either off them are on our side anymore...

I'd suggest butchering the dog for organic material to replace their cybernetics with, but the dog is useful, and EDM will need some sort of backup/powerup to hold her own against three demons come Christmas. Just shrink them, or link them to tropes, or something. I'm sure the Empress will find a way to make them formidable by Christmas. We are Genre Savvy enough to know that attacking the final boss with a huge advantage will result in some sort of diablos ex machina to mess things up. 
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Re: You are minifig II: 7 days till Christmas
« Reply #164 on: December 19, 2012, 07:25:38 am »

Just the little boy, though. The little girl is still on our side... For now, at least!
The little girl's the one who gave a spiel about being a superior race.
Very on our side.
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