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[Sheb]

Celarly we should merge with the Fire hydrant, become a cyborg and mess with EDM's plan from the inside.

[Weirdsound]

Celarly we should merge with the Fire hydrant, become a cyborg and mess with EDM's plan from the inside.

But then the dog would piss on us.

[rabidgam3r]

just say, very firmly, 'Radblaster James the Third! Stop what you are doing or i will punch you so hard you wont remember your NAME!'

[Lovechild]

Microsize the kids to midigate their threat level.

Those miniscule slavers are about to get even more miniscule.



Really now? This isn't funny anymore.

Macrosize dog to size of a bear, MOUNT YOUR DOG-BEAR AND CHARGE!

Your only hope is to macrosize the dog and have it fight for you...



What else. Do you have to use reverse psychology on this launcher or something?

Fireman: Incorporate Fire Hydrant into EMPRESS DEATH METAL

Dog: Do what comes naturally

This

So much this.

He he.

Incorporate fire hydrant into chainsaw launcher.
Spray water at cyborg-girl.
"No! We're defeating her! Bad! Bad!"
Tell dog we didn't mean him.

The fire hydrant is a little smelly, but it'll fit right in on your launcher.



"No! We're defeating her! Bad! Bad!"



"Don't worry doggie, I didn't mean you."

Celarly we should merge with the Fire hydrant, become a cyborg and mess with EDM's plan from the inside.

But then the dog would piss on us.

You should merge yourself with the fire hydrant. But the hydrant is already merged with the chainsaw launcher. What do?



The launcher and you are now one! Destiny demanded this to take place!



Now, you've just got to stand up and... and... come on...



...sigh.

just say, very firmly, 'Radblaster James the Third! Stop what you are doing or i will punch you so hard you wont remember your NAME!'

"Radblaster James the Third! Stop what you are doing or I will punch you so hard you won't remember your NAME!"



"Oy! Don't talk to my dog like that!"

It's a today's gift, one of your colleagues...a Veteran Fireman.

>_



Note: Tomorrow I'm going away for Christmas. Don't worry, I'm bringing the calendar along, plus everything that has been used in it so far, plus maybe some other things... but the majority of my Lego collection will be out of reach. Just so you know if the stuff I build doesn't seem as cool as usual.

[Lovechild]

Double post...

[anailater]

"We are legion, you will become one with us"
Force everything to becoming one with us, Become demon, become true threat to Christmas.

[Furtuka]

Ask your senior in the art of firefighting how to deal with this problem

[rabidgam3r]

Lure him in with cries of help, and then ASSIMILATE!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ask the firefighter for help standing up.
Rearrange chainsaw launching self so we're a giant cyborg thingy with all abilities intact instead of a chainsaw launcher with a head.

[Weirdsound]

Ask the firefighter for help standing up.
Rearrange chainsaw launching self so we're a giant cyborg thingy with all abilities intact instead of a chainsaw launcher with a head.

Then gain demonic powers like most of the giant cyborg things you have built.

[Ultimuh]

Get pwned by Veteran Fireman who is obviously much better at defeating demons.

[Lovechild]

Ask your senior in the art of firefighting how to deal with this problem

Ask the firefighter for help standing up.

Get pwned by Veteran Fireman who is obviously much better at defeating demons.

"Hey! Help me out here! I need to save Christmas!"

"Save Christmas? You, son? Let me handle this."



"First I'll deal with these rowdy kids. Don't you know it's a very bad thing to try and enslave the human race? Santa won't give you any presents if you act like that!"

"But the Empress said Santa was just a desperate hallucination of weak fleshminds..."

"That's not true! And Santa wouldn't like to hear you talk like that!"

"Okay, mister..." "Sorry, sir..."



"Now I'll save you..."



"...and then I'll save you..."



"...and finally I'll save Christmas."



"There. Wasn't so hard, was it?"

Lure him in with cries of help, and then ASSIMILATE!

That damn oldster is stealing your thunder... but you'll trick him.



"Oh! The heat!"

"You faint from heat in winter, you wuss?"



"Assimilate! Assimilate!"

"Aah!"



*punch*

"Stop it right there! No workplace assimilation harassment on my watch!"

"We are legion, you will become one with us"
Force everything to becoming one with us, Become demon, become true threat to Christmas.

Rearrange chainsaw launching self so we're a giant cyborg thingy with all abilities intact instead of a chainsaw launcher with a head.

Then gain demonic powers like most of the giant cyborg things you have built.

You don't need that old guy anyway. You have better things to assimilate. And this time you'll do it right.



Yes. YES!

"I am become legion, destroyer of Christmas! Behold me, the true threat to the holidays!!!"





"Yeah, you better be scared. I..."



"FLESHBAGS YOU THOUGHT I EMPRESS DEATH METAL COULD BE DESTROYED JUST LIKE THAT THUS YOU ARE FOOLISH. I HAVE ASSIMILATED THE TVTROPES AND WILL NOW RUIN YOUR LIFE LIKE A ONE WINGED ANGEL."



"NICE JOB FIXING IT VILLAIN."



For a moment you had all the evil in the world, and now you are nothing, thrown carelessly to the ground... Is there any way this could be worse? Maybe if someone dumped a Wheelbarrow full of Snow plus a Shovel on you.



Yep, definitely.

>_

[Furtuka]

Use Tvtropes weakness against her. Threaten to revoke funding and make embarrassing and scandalous youtube videos!

[anailater]

NO! YOU SHALL NOT BE STOPPED! Attach wheelbarrow to back for movement, assimilate empress death metal and travel in time back to the beginning of this adventure and destroy the only one who could stop you YOURSELF!!

[Weirdsound]

She should be Genre Savvy enough by now to understand that this can only be settled on Christmas. Invite EDM to help create a proper Arena for the final battle. (Assuming Lovechild has enough Legos on hand for such an activity)

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Otherwise use Twitter to call in the demons. They should at least have the common decency to follow their creator. We can start the final boss fight early and let it drag out for a few days.