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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 23501 times)

tryrar

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #135 on: November 30, 2012, 01:35:36 pm »

Convert scuba divers. Have scuba divers clone me(without the gills). Have clone fast-grown, then mind-transfer to clone. Do the rest of my last action(gather people on beach, raise church, etc.)
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #136 on: November 30, 2012, 03:04:54 pm »

Hire a Man of Science to splice both the worlds of science and religion, as well as Man and feline.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2012, 03:09:25 pm »

1) run adds
2)get more money
3) LEAGLY buy the place back
4) convert more people
5) train them
6) have those who know things teach them
7) kidnap those who dislike the CCS or the CCCS.
8) convert those people.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2012, 03:12:45 pm »

Wait. There are people that DISLIKE the CeilingCatCrimeSquad? They've done nothing whatsoever, good,bad, or otherwise.
Nevermind.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 03:21:15 pm by OREOSOME »
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2012, 03:19:50 pm »

yes they have. they have captured a radio station twice now. and played THE SONG.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #140 on: November 30, 2012, 04:37:55 pm »

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HUNT DOWN THE GUY THAT KILLED MY BROTHER AND KILL HIM.
PROCEED TO DO CHARITY TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.

[6] Guy messily splattered all over the police station. [3] It attracts a couple followers...and the police.

Bribe the CCS leaders and make them serve me. Kick recruitment into high gear.
[2] You don't offer health insurance. [6] Recruitment kicked into high gear. There's not enough people to deal with all of the wannabe recruits. Some of them tantrum, a la DF, which of course reduces the number recruited further...

LEAD ARMY AGIANST GOVERMENT! HAVE FOLLOWERS ROUSE THE POPULANCE! SPACEMARINE SHOULD GO ATTACK WHITE HOUSE! THROW METAL BAWKES AT GOVRMENT TO INDUCE TATICAL MANUVER "STEHIL REHIN!"
[5] Fourteen warriors march at an army a million times their size. Amazingly, only 11 die. [6] People sing your praises but see you as too much of an awesome war-hero guy to help. [4] You reach DC, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and throw the metal boxes at the governmental buildings. This decapitates the US and causes rejoicing across the States.

>ATTAIN OFFICIAL LEGAL STATUS AS A CHARITY ORGANIZATION

>SOLICIT DONATIONS
[2] You can't answer question 3, or 2 if you don't count "How are you today?" [6] You get donations anyway. 10% are counterfeit, though, meaning that you gave the bank $1,000 of fake money. This prompts fines of $4,000 and jail time.

run better ads

go into the street and recruit more people

change name back to righteous riot
[1] The ads keep getting worse. [1] This drives off LOTS of people. [2] Those that remain feel that the Latin gives them class. (IIRC, it pretty much means, "The Righteous Riot," it's just Latin.))

Come back to life.
Go to office anyway.
Raise even more money.
Convert more people.
[4] You ressurect yourself. [3] You find a map. [4] $1,000 raised. [2] No one converts. Maybe the ghost woulda helped?...

Convert scuba divers. Have scuba divers clone me(without the gills). Have clone fast-grown, then mind-transfer to clone. Do the rest of my last action(gather people on beach, raise church, etc.)
[5] SCUBA divers converted as hearty recruits and ministers. [4v6] Your gilledness is holy to them.

Hire a Man of Science to splice both the worlds of science and religion, as well as Man and feline.
[1] He shoves your head and a Bible into a lion and calls it a day. The lion is hungry...

1) run adds
2)get more money
3) LEAGLY buy the place back
4) convert more people
5) train them
6) have those who know things teach them
7) kidnap those who dislike the CCS or the CCCS.
8) convert those people.
[5] You run ads, netting $2,500. The bank, impressed by your ability, [6] offers you $100,000 if you'll shout ads for them for the rest of your life. You don't think this sounds good, but they make an offer--same thing, but without the choice or the $100,000...
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2012, 04:39:24 pm »

take the first offer use the money to buy the bank.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2012, 04:46:08 pm »

with the power vacuum made by mcclay run for government. also try and fix ads again
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #143 on: November 30, 2012, 04:51:18 pm »

Fake progressive image, use this as ploy to assimilate the LCS.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #144 on: November 30, 2012, 04:56:53 pm »

tranfer over to aircraft carrier.
obtain enough supplies for several years.
also obtain enough converts to man carrier.
then sail to middle of pacific ocean only if all other actions are completly succesful.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #145 on: November 30, 2012, 05:26:22 pm »

................NEW PLAN. Change church name(and theme) from mafia front to undersea takeover(with the name being Church of Atlantis). Have scuba divers withdraw all cash from account, convert to pearls and and other underwater booty, and pay shady geneticists to gene-splice followers(and myself) with amphibians, allowing them to breathe underwater and on land. Use new amphibious followers to kidnap convert more followers. Go forth, into the WATER!!!(sorry, couldn't resist :P)
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 05:28:42 pm by tryrar »
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2012, 05:31:54 pm »

Fix church.
Acquire followers.
Make money.
Start building guild of thieves.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #147 on: November 30, 2012, 06:21:43 pm »

take the first offer use the money to buy the bank.
[5v2] You convince them to let you take the first offer. [4-1] It'll take at least $150,000 dollars, and you're still debted.

with the power vacuum made by mcclay run for government. also try and fix ads again
[3] You become a Senator. [1] Um, stop trying your luck sucks.

Fake progressive image, use this as ploy to assimilate the LCS.
[1] You manage to make a good image. Freedom for businesses, freedom from regulations, freedom of speech, freedom to keep and bear arms, crap only one of those is liberal. The LCS hates you, conservative swine.

tranfer over to aircraft carrier.
obtain enough supplies for several years.
also obtain enough converts to man carrier.
then sail to middle of pacific ocean only if all other actions are completly succesful.
[5] You even get the complex church over there! [1] You lose several years of MREs to the watery depths. [6] 1,000 new recruits! They're not good at following authority, though.

................NEW PLAN. Change church name(and theme) from mafia front to undersea takeover(with the name being Church of Atlantis). Have scuba divers withdraw all cash from account, convert to pearls and and other underwater booty, and pay shady geneticists to gene-splice followers(and myself) with amphibians, allowing them to breathe underwater and on land. Use new amphibious followers to kidnap convert more followers. Go forth, into the WATER!!!(sorry, couldn't resist :P)
[4] They do as you say. [6] The amphibians go out and conquer part of the city.

Fix church.
Acquire followers.
Make money.
Start building guild of thieves.
[6] Church overbuilt and collapses. [4] Followers acquired. [3] $250 made. [2] No one wants to join.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #148 on: November 30, 2012, 06:25:50 pm »

Build up political power, hold a mass for the riot, steal forsaken1111's Small potential portal to Hell
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #149 on: November 30, 2012, 06:27:32 pm »

Run away from the magnificent feline, feed it the bible.
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